Super Sexy CPR

I saw this on Monday’s Attack of the Show, and it reminded me of the highly informative video for the fellas on how to check themselves for testicular cancer (waugh).

Pay close attention to what these ladies have to show you…just one minute of education may help you save a life someday!

27 thoughts on “Super Sexy CPR

  1. I was expecting that to be better than it was… :/

    #1 | Comment by Kreuk — May 18, 2010 @ 5:21 am

  2. Totally. I was expecting one of them to be a pre-op tranny and they would do a little lite BDSM with a gag ball and coconut massage oil before the 9 inch strap-on comes out.

    Can I get an Amen!

    #2 | Comment by Smiley — May 18, 2010 @ 5:38 am

  3. Super sexy? More like “somewhat alluring sapphic cock tease CPR”

    It wasn’t that good on AOTS, and the full length version is even worse. Not to mention that if I really gave a girl CPR like that, I’d be arrested even if I saved her life.

    #3 | Comment by dex — May 18, 2010 @ 6:00 am

  4. CPR survival rates are way lower than Hollywood makes out. Even if performed correctly it’s something like 1-in-10.

    #4 | Comment by cobalt — May 18, 2010 @ 7:21 am

  5. ^^^
    yeah, and you have to be very careful not to get over-excited and break ribs while delivering those 100 thrusts a minute

    #5 | Comment by AngelBaby — May 18, 2010 @ 12:43 pm

  6. At least you’re protected by the good samaritan laws.

    #6 | Comment by Eric — May 18, 2010 @ 12:52 pm

  7. It is better with the sound off.

    Unrelated question: Is it okay to fap to a PSA?

    #7 | Comment by Dave — May 18, 2010 @ 2:25 pm

  8. can we get away from G4 garbage around here? Munn (super) included.

    #8 | Comment by Anon — May 18, 2010 @ 3:43 pm

  9. ^^^
    this comment guarantees that there will be moar Munn in the future.

    Munn-haters, you have this anon to thank.

    #9 | Comment by AngelBaby — May 18, 2010 @ 3:48 pm

  10. “Attack of the Show”- What a load of crap. This show was soooo much better back when it was “The Screensavers” with Leo, Patrick and Megan. Back before Tech-TV got bought up by shitty G4.

    #10 | Comment by Nick — May 18, 2010 @ 4:14 pm

  11. i guess since you gave us the courtesy of a post, ill give you the courtesy of a comment.

    #11 | Comment by Xan — May 18, 2010 @ 4:30 pm

  12. cool with me. if posting munn spam means posting more often than 3 or 4 times a month you’ll probably feel overworked.

    #12 | Comment by Anon — May 18, 2010 @ 4:59 pm

  13. I hate to get all serious here but…. theres no mouth to mouth in cpr any longer. It’s all chest pumps.

    /kick munn off planet PLEASE

    #13 | Comment by RobertBruce1975 — May 18, 2010 @ 6:22 pm

  14. ^^^

    #14 | Comment by AngelBaby — May 18, 2010 @ 6:26 pm

  15. AngelBaby,
    Chances are that if you do CPR correctly,you WILL break ribs.. just a fact of life…

    that’s mostly true… unless you arrived after the accident… then you DO need to give breaths, No point in circulating blood with no oxygen in it.

    #15 | Comment by TopHat — May 18, 2010 @ 6:40 pm

  16. Munn is not going anywhere you sad sad losers

    #16 | Comment by stew — May 18, 2010 @ 7:51 pm

  17. #5, 15 –

    Protip: Successful CPR requires some serious mashing on the chest – broken ribs means IT’S WORKING.

    Also, mouth-to-mouth causes AIDS, which is why we don’t do it anymore. 🙁

    #17 | Comment by zilch — May 18, 2010 @ 10:47 pm

  18. ^^^
    “broken ribs means IT’S WORKING.”

    until a jagged rib edge punctures a lung, and then you’ve got a tension pneumothorax. oops.

    #18 | Comment by AngelBaby — May 19, 2010 @ 1:24 am

  19. “mouth-to-mouth causes AIDS”.

    Zilch found the cure for AIDS! Everybody just stop kissing!

    #19 | Comment by dex — May 19, 2010 @ 1:29 am

  20. Ass-to-Mouth is out of the question, huh?

    #20 | Comment by Smiley — May 19, 2010 @ 2:54 am

  21. ^^^
    speaking of a2m, i saw an insane movie trailer last weekend.

    google “human centipede” and prepare for serious wtf.

    #21 | Comment by AngelBaby — May 19, 2010 @ 3:29 am

  22. ^^^
    Yes, I read about that. CNN called it ‘perhaps the most disturbing movie’. To me, it just looks like the world’s worst conga line.

    #22 | Comment by Smiley — May 19, 2010 @ 2:07 pm

  23. #21, #22: Holy shit, that REALLY IS a fucked-up idea! Possibly worse than that Chuck Palahniuk story AB posted way back, in which a kid gets his intestines ripped out of his ass after his rectum becomes snagged on the underwater pump.

    Still, part of me would have liked to have seen the mad surgeon conjoin more than 3 people in order to introduce the possibility of Strider lolz.

    #23 | Comment by cobalt — May 19, 2010 @ 2:40 pm

  24. #23 – Would be better if they joined them…wait for it…

    ASS-to ASS!

    #24 | Comment by Smiley — May 19, 2010 @ 6:20 pm

  25. AB – It’s the truth. Performing real CPR involves some breaking of ribs. Not to the degree that you inscribe but it happens in the process.

    13 – Well not pumps, but at the minimum something between your mouth and the “dead one”. Unless you decide you don’t mind potential people juice interaction that doesn’t involve sex.

    If you arrive onsite and there is no pulse….and she’s hot like the PSA….sign me up for a little pickle tickle…..even if there’s no tickling back. Uuuhnnn.

    #25 | Comment by — May 20, 2010 @ 2:09 am

  26. You dont even have to do mouth to mouth or use any pump, current guidelines (in the UK anyway, I did the first year of nurse training last year) says that using just the oxygen currently in the blood supply there is statistically no less chance of them surviving with just compressions. Obviously this is true when there is a chance of paramedics arriving within a reasonable amount of time, if your stuck without any way of contacting help then mouth to mouth is fine – unless theres blood.

    And broken ribs are not a requirement, it is quite easy for someone who is average sized to perform cpr without causing damage, it depends on your size and the size of the patient – you should not be aiming to break ribs.

    #26 | Comment by howmany? — May 22, 2010 @ 7:03 am

  27. If i came across this unconsious chick I’m not sure I’d be racin straight in with the CPR anyway. Surely you’ve got a couple of minutes of so…

    #27 | Comment by silverchip — June 1, 2010 @ 4:26 am

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