Okay, so no one else it updating but me. It’s not the ladies of fubar, it’s … just me. Speaking of which – where the hell are the rest of you? Goo’lord.

I just cleared the log for badinagoodway.com there were a lot of invalid login attempts. Good try kids, good try.

It’s 5:46 AM my time. I woke up at 5:15. AM. Apparently the couple hours I slept on Wednesday night, caused me to crash out while trying to get philosophical in my abandoned paper journal. That was at 6 PM. That proves how boring I am to myself, and why I can only manage only every other day updates here and on my own site. And though I tried a watered down version of entertainment here, I still was refered to as an “English teacher,” and my writing as an “Essay.” That is in part, due to the fact that I utter some thousand+ syllables of substanceless small talk on a daily basis, and why I try to avoid the reality of daily life (continuing) interfering with what is published on the internet.

I’d usually be going to bed at this time, not getting up.

No one else is up. It’s just me. Another strange thought, to think of 30 people that live here, I am the only one up, and it’s because I actually WOKE up and not stayed up. Yay. A friend of mine (actually my annoying next door neighbor) went on a whim to the Czech Republic after spending the weekend exploring his ex-girlfriend’s “garden,” and helping her move her stuff. See boys – help the girl = play in the garden. Umhmm, and we all thought things had changed. And moving along.

Czech Republic. For you Americans, it may not be as legendary, as for the average European college student here. Just think of Amsterdam three steps down, and dirt cheap, and you’ll get the idea. A carton of cigarettes cost around 15 Euros, and a ,33L of beer (the average American size bottle of brew) can be as low as 50 cents, and still surpass American quality. A night of partying in a 6 level club until daylight will cost you under 10 dollars, that’s including your hotel.

That’s the advantage of living in Europe- you want to vacation somewhere with A) Warm weather and beaches, B) get smashed cheaply and satisfactorily, C) get the hell out of Dodge.. you take a train, and you’re there in less than the average time it takes you to get out of ONE State. You travel a few hours, and you’re out of your country here, and in a place that’s not like your own and you’re no longer speaking your own language.

Back to Czech. Since the neighbor has gotten back from his weekend of foreign, cheap, delight, I’ve been able to profit as well. Now he randomly throws packs of coffin nails in my direction. “Here, you need these more than I do.” I smile, say thank you, and then question whether there’s a double meaning to that. o_0 as in… I need to suffer from lung cancer and blacken an x-ray with tar quicker than he does.. or I’m just more addicted on my pack-a-day habit than he? I also got to sparkly-eyed examine all of his fake-designer buys. The BMW silver and blue watch was rather nice. Another person came back to the house laden down in leather and crystal.

Note to people leaving Czech Republic – if you don’t want to be thoroughly searched, and everything but your lower intestine being probed, I don’t advise you to leave the country and pass through customs reeking of GREEN, FUZZY, LA-LA LAND, POTALICIOUS MARIJUANA. Duh? A little Visine and some fake designer cologne that you just picked up, should do the trick.

Happy Traveling =)