I am back.
I haven’t been online AT ALL this past week. So i check my e-mail and BAM. 53 unread messages. I’ll post up some of the more ‘interesting’ ones in a bit.
Anyway, random IMer time.
MrT1549: hi there
psykotik2k: hey
MrT1549: hows it goin
psykotik2k: good
psykotik2k: tired
MrT1549: i see
MrT1549: yeah u probly dont know me do ya?
psykotik2k: not at all
MrT1549: yeah and i dont know u, i just got ur name from that web site
MrT1549: so… how was your day…
psykotik2k: tiring
MrT1549: oh i see
MrT1549: u go to school?
psykotik2k: college
MrT1549: what college
psykotik2k: wmu
psykotik2k: it’s on the site
psykotik2k: all the info is there
MrT1549: what are u studying at the college
psykotik2k: it’s on the site
psykotik2k: all the info is there
MrT1549: oh i see how it is, see if i ever talk to your white euorpean ass again
psykotik2k: i’m asian
*shaking head*
Seriously people, if you’re going to IM me, do NOT ask me questions that can already be answered by READING the site. It’s all on the site.
Eve has the same problem too.
cinnfuleyes: I love conversations like this:
cinnfuleyes: (some guy) hi, i got your SN off your site
cinnfuleyes: — blah blah
cinnfuleyes: (Some guy) so, you’re in Germany, were you born there?
cinnfuleyes: — well, *laughing* I think this is why I wrote my Bio, to avoid these preliminary questions
cinnfuleyes: *shaking head*
Before i move on with the “reader” e-mail and comments:
Stacy from iamafish.org put up a new layout today. It totally sucks! Haha, but omg, I love her! Boobs4LYFE!
Now let’s begin.
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Fullname: anna
Email: alexys10@hotmail.com
Where are you from?: san diego, ca
Homepage Name: avril fanz
Homepage URL: www.matmice.com/home/avril
Comments: i just read that u say ur name is avril. gess wut, I DONT BELIVE U!!! UR NOT AVRIL LAVGINE!!! i HATE ppl when they say that there name is avril!!!
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I am not Avril Lavigne.
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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: What up!
From: RIDEEMBULLS69@aol.com
Date: Thu, Jul 18 2002 6:50:58 AM EDT
just wanted to say whats up and that I really like your music write back
David
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I am not Avril Lavigne.
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Fullname: David
Email: rideembulls69@aol.com
Where are you from?: Ventura,C.A.
Homepage Name:
Homepage URL:
Comments: Your site rocks keep on going man your a star i just wanted to tell you u rock w/b.
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I am not Avril Lavigne.
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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject:
From: “Sandra van loon” moppersmurf21@home.nl
Date: Wed, Jul 17 2002 11:02:22 PM +0200
hey who the fuck is that girl on your page (badinagoodway.com)
I’m an 17 years old girl from the netherlands and i’m straight but she’s a really good looking girl (iand I don’t say that often)
kisses sandra
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*sigh* Avril Lavigne.
Somebody shoot me.
Anyway, as you may have noticed, the site’s been broken for the past coupla days. But everything’s fixed now. Well. At least until it breaks down again that is. Which it will. Always does after a coupla days or so. I’m trying to find a way to fix that. It really sucks having to lose all those comments that Eve got for her last two posts. So yeah, go comment on them again or something. Show her some <3.
There would’ve been some posts from Suzi up on the site while i was gone but since the site broke, she couldn’t Greymatter to work so she couldn’t get anything posted up on here. Blah.
Oh well. In other news, the beanie that i bought for her arrived last Friday.
She gave me topless pictures of herself in exchange for the beanie. =D
Oh. For those of you who keep e-mailing me about those pictures of Avril Lavigne without makeup on, STOPPPP. I’ve already seen them. I saw them all while i was looking for pics of her to use on the site. Nothing new to me.
And i’d still do her if i were given the chance. With or without makeup. ;D
And as a side note, ALL celebs look horrible without makeup.
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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: …and hello to justin
From: “jessica .” diamondblanket@hotmail.com
Date: Fri, Jul 19 2002 1:41:55 AM -0700
Justin,
Lordy, yer interesting. I thought I’d drop you a note to say you made me laugh. I have tits, am I special? Ha ha ha. Anyway, I read that post of yours about stealing magazines. That’s really funny. How come you didn’t steal a Playboy? Just curious.
Mahalo,
Jessica
delightz.net/cc
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Click! Because she’s nice. And because she has just reaffirmed the fact that some people actually DO read the site.
Do you?
Dude –
I had no idea of the depth of suffering you go through, by answering youre emails. I know I’m no rocket scientist, but compared to those morons emailing you, I should be given handed the nobel prize – no questions asked.
You people are fucking retards. Not that you’d be able to read this silly little post. But it’ll save me thousands in therapy, considering that the sheer vastness of your idiocy makes me want to bang my head against a wall until its bloody.
geezus. take me away.
#1 | Comment by pumpernickely — July 24, 2002 @ 5:58 am
Quote from Jessica’s site:
"…The only time we are totally and truly happy and satisfied is when we have forgiven everyone. Completely forgiven them. I don’t care if, say, Becky stole your favorite Barbie doll in the first grade…" -Karma
You won’t be winning any nobel prizes for patience or humanity.
#2 | Comment by Mr Maginty — July 24, 2002 @ 9:12 am
Glad you are back. Site gets stale after a while when you don’t post. I liked you post on the mags. Pretty damn funny. Ok, now I will stop before I start to sound like a fucking retard. Oh, wait….it just happened.
#3 | Comment by md — July 24, 2002 @ 10:04 am
i don’t like you.
#4 | Comment by suzi — July 24, 2002 @ 12:23 pm
I wish HE didn’t like YOU. Then I wouldn’t have to run the risk of seeing a goddamn picture of you every time I loaded his site.
#5 | Comment by thess — July 24, 2002 @ 1:44 pm
Be careful, thess! If you post too close you might get scabies!
#6 | Comment by fedallah — July 24, 2002 @ 4:04 pm
come on admit it… I wasn’t the only one that got excited with the suzi topless link… only then to be completly pissed by that stupid reappearing drawing… (I still jacked of to it though)… KIDDING… it was a joke… lol.. I am gonna be sooo blocked
#7 | Comment by gcracker713 — July 24, 2002 @ 6:01 pm
of course i do.
#8 | Comment by kenny — July 24, 2002 @ 6:07 pm
eh, okay??
#9 | Comment by suzi — July 24, 2002 @ 6:16 pm
Ok – it was 2 am when I wrote the post. Not that it changes the way I feel. I just hope it excuses the lame spelling…
Yes, everything I do must be bold. Why you ask? That’s just the kind of a-hole I am.
Love me, you bitches.
#10 | Comment by pumpernickely — July 24, 2002 @ 7:49 pm
Pumpernickely seems to support my contention that most of your readers are complete morons. I’m suprised they’re literate, actually.
#11 | Comment by thess — July 24, 2002 @ 11:17 pm
duh all celebs look crappy w/o makeup…
why do you think the national enquirer makes so much money with those "celebs at home" editions, where they show you pixely distant pictures of what COULD be rosie o’donnell without makeup on?
#12 | Comment by Plugo — July 25, 2002 @ 3:48 am
Justin,
WB. Im glad to see your site back up, I was waiting pateintly and it was worth it. I appreciate ignorant Im’ers and its a wonderful thought that if your target is to humiliate dumb motherfuckers then J Deezy your site will never die since the world is full of them! 🙂
And pumpernickely I enjoyed the bold lettering.
Justin keep pimping bitches and stealing magazines
#13 | Comment by D — July 25, 2002 @ 7:52 am
i am so tired i think i am a moron
#14 | Comment by beng — July 25, 2002 @ 12:16 pm
these missleading stick figure links are really pissing off my therapist……
#15 | Comment by matt — July 28, 2002 @ 7:29 pm
I think that anyone who doesn’t like Avril Lavgine is a JACKASS!
#16 | Comment by Brittany — September 10, 2002 @ 8:35 pm
i cant believe how fucking stupid people are now…. they all talk about going to college but they have no common sence… the suzi stick drawing was funny though i think.
#17 | Comment by kevin — June 28, 2004 @ 1:54 pm