Reeeeeeee!

Hello. I figured i should update.

Look! An interesting e-mail.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: voice mail
From: Harbinger337@aol.com Add to Contacts
Date: Mon, Jul 29 2002 11:36:59 PM EDT

well well..looks like you got celebs comin to your site and leavin messages now. The ever drunk Scott Ferrall from WNEW in NY and that stupid BattleDome show is voice mail #1. WTG.
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WOW! I have no idea who Scott Ferrall is but WOW anyway!

This is the voicemail that he is talking about. Can anybody confirm if this is true? Is that really Scott Ferrall? I personally doubt that it is but hey, if it is, then i guess i got celebs comin to my site and leavin messages now.

Reeeeeeee!

Oh. I’ve been meaning to let you know that i haven’t checked my voicemail since the 25th. The stupid voicemail company deactivated my account because my credit card information didn’t check out (i forgot to update my current address with my bank y’see. they still have my old address on file and it didn’t match my current billing address). But i’ve already gone and updated my bank about my current address this past Friday so it should probably be on file by now. I’m gonna give the voicemail people a call and tell to to reactivate my account so i can retreive my damn voicemail and post them all up. There’s probably like *hundreds of voicemails waiting for me by now.

(*i wish)

Anyhow, i’m sure all of you long time fubar readers are probably wondering why there aren’t any links to Thess’ page on the site anymore. Reason being is that she just wanted them off the site. Mostly because… well:

Teflon Parakeet: I’d just rather have no hits at all than run the risk of the majority of the dickwads who post comments having an easy way to link over to me.
Teflon Parakeet: I’m not better than them, or your site (hits say yours is better, after all.)
Teflon Parakeet: I just don’t want them.
Teflon Parakeet: There’s a very large portion of humanity who shouldn’t be allowed to contaminate other people with their stupidity.

*cry* My site feels so naked without Thess’ links. And it feels weird to have to type out her URL each time i wanna check her site out for new updates and such. I usually used to just click on her name or her little floating head. But alas. No more.

Anyway, that’s pretty much the reason why you don’t see her linked anymore. No drama. No bad blood. Everything’s still fine. And i still <3 her. =]

Reeeeeeee!

I still haven’t decided who i should use for the layout. Any more suggestions should be directed to the comments section of the post below. Maybe i’ll compile a list of all the good suggestions and make a poll out of it.

  • Heather Graham naked!

    Reeeeeeee!

  • Heather Graham again.

    Her boobs make me wish i was born a bra.

  • 20 thoughts on “Reeeeeeee!

    1. Justin,

      thanks for breaking me off the pics. I really feel your best layout could be Kritin Kreuk she really has an amazing look to her, but I also have a mad wild crush on Robin Meade on CNN and Ryan Starr on American Idol so I have varied tasted but a robin meade sidebar would be greatyl appreciated someday!

      I wont lobby for Suzi it is fun to tease about but the thought of me in handcuffs for it aint fly.

      #1 | Comment by D — July 30, 2002 @ 11:22 am

    2. Hmm….how about….Jessica Alba? She has such a fine ass! And Justin….if you turn your head to the left with this <3...they look like boobs. and i found out that avril hates britney, so here:http://www.chartattack.com/damn/2002/04/1901.cfm

      #2 | Comment by Barlow — July 30, 2002 @ 12:48 pm

    3. I would have to go with Milla Jovovich, a 5th Element flare and God knows she looks good wearing 3 strips of cloth and bright orange / red hair. Not to mention I think there are more then enough topless shots of her on the web to get you more then enough "stupid AIM conversations" =D

      #3 | Comment by Fatguy — July 30, 2002 @ 12:57 pm

    4. If you really want stupid AIM you should use a Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen layout…theres nothing better than 40 year old perverted stalker/kidnappers sending you requests of pictures and death threats.

      Yeah, first time post,long time reader

      #4 | Comment by Dimitri — July 30, 2002 @ 7:07 pm

    5. Milla Jovovich is hot but has no boobs.

      hot:
      http://www.superiorpics.com/milla_jovovich/images/milla048.jpg

      no boobs:
      http://www.superiorpics.com/milla_jovovich/images/milla020.jpg

      #5 | Comment by Plugo — July 30, 2002 @ 10:32 pm

    6. I agree. She’s hot but, i mean, come on. check this out.

      http://celebpicgallery.com/milla_jovovich/index.cfm?start=21&name=millajovovich_120.jpg&currentrow=21

      #6 | Comment by mac — July 31, 2002 @ 1:35 am

    7. moo :\

      #7 | Comment by suzi — July 31, 2002 @ 3:21 am

    8. how about danielle graham?

      #8 | Comment by beng — July 31, 2002 @ 6:11 am

    9. For me, there is only one choice: JANET RENO.
      Damn, she looks tasty!

      #9 | Comment by Hugh G. Rection — July 31, 2002 @ 6:41 am

    10. Gina Gershon
      or
      Fairuza Balk

      Go for a semi-evil kind of look, do something different than the typical layout you have done so far. Mila would definately be a different one also

      #10 | Comment by I AM HIM — July 31, 2002 @ 12:06 pm

    11. chyler leigh.
      that would be my choice.

      #11 | Comment by tonee — July 31, 2002 @ 12:46 pm

    12. I’d go with rebecca gayheart(for the new layout) since she looks great in sepia, and she’s dropped off the planet

      #12 | Comment by c. manson — July 31, 2002 @ 1:27 pm

    13. On Heather’s naked pics….her left boob is bigger than her right

      #13 | Comment by Eversnow — July 31, 2002 @ 5:01 pm

    14. That chick from ‘Dumb and Dumber’ is pretty hot. Do her.

      #14 | Comment by spunk — July 31, 2002 @ 5:04 pm

    15. Eversnow

      Please don’t take this as a flame, but your inexperience is showing. Many, many women have one breast slightly larger than the other. (Just as men have one testicle that hangs lower, or one hand that’s slightly larger etc.)

      Whether or not you’ve noticed this depends on how many you’ve seen. 😉

      #15 | Comment by RedEye — July 31, 2002 @ 6:05 pm

    16. How about a nice Kirsten Dunst one =D

      #16 | Comment by Johnny Depppp — August 1, 2002 @ 2:45 am

    17. I’d really have to go with Ali Larter, I bet shes a tiger in the sack

      #17 | Comment by Burger Queen — August 1, 2002 @ 9:59 am

    18. liv tyler, undoubtedly gorgeous.

      #18 | Comment by fariel — August 1, 2002 @ 1:38 pm

    19. Hey-
      This is just to set the record straight. I cant let someone else take credit for my voice talents. Voicemails # 1 and # 2 are both me! And, no I am not a celebrity……not even good looking. I was surprised my voicemails made it on the site…..kinda cool. I disguised my voice for the first message and then the second I was obviously drunk………you tell its me on both messages by the signature…..Buh-bye at the end of both. Oh yeah…anyone notice Heather Grahams boobs are not the same size……but I’d still give a ledt nut to touch em.

      #19 | Comment by Mike — August 1, 2002 @ 9:17 pm

    20. Great and big content literature to find another blog
      make me feel like it to access all mila j site
      Good luck guys

      #20 | Comment by bali — January 8, 2004 @ 1:21 am

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