People say that nothing much gets made in America anymore, that we’ve shipped most of our manufacturing overseas. But there’s one thing that good ol’ Uncle Sam still exports better than anyone, and that’s trashy young celebrities.
To prove that ‘Made in the USA’ still means something, we sent Taylor Momsen and Miley Cyrus across the Atlantic to appear at Europe’s version of the MTV Music Awards.
Lucky for us, jailbait cleavage and sideboob never go out of style.
Momsen face appearance invokes armpit smell.
Fact: “sideboob never go out of style.”
#1 | Comment by Picard (Captain) — November 8, 2010 @ 3:04 am
I’ve never liked Cyrus but Miss. Momsen is as attractive as she is talented.
#2 | Comment by Coolstream — November 8, 2010 @ 4:54 am
Is Miley’s “Breathe” tattoo an instruction to whoever sucks on her side boob?
#3 | Comment by zilch — November 8, 2010 @ 5:37 am
Looks like Miley almost had an oops, with her tit. Shame it wasn’t.
#4 | Comment by pirho — November 8, 2010 @ 5:51 am
It isn’t jailbait in Europe though.
#5 | Comment by acptboy — November 8, 2010 @ 7:24 am
I wish miley had a better face
#6 | Comment by rofl — November 8, 2010 @ 8:51 am
fuck, ill grow um real fast if thats what they want.
#7 | Comment by Xan — November 8, 2010 @ 10:32 am
miley = fail. taylor = stoned.. she looks like she’s been used.. and not in a good way.
#8 | Comment by garth — November 8, 2010 @ 4:22 pm
So many STDs…
#9 | Comment by dex — November 8, 2010 @ 4:36 pm
Taylor needs less makeup. And less clothing.
#10 | Comment by Nobody — November 8, 2010 @ 5:43 pm
Miley needs another face and Taylor boobs…
She still has better tits than Keira Knightley though…but in the other hand: who hasn’t? I’ve seen 12 y.o. with better tits than Keira…
#11 | Comment by Josh — November 8, 2010 @ 5:54 pm
Taylor looks just like Chuky’s bride…
#12 | Comment by Josh — November 8, 2010 @ 5:56 pm
If they want to be cum guzzlers, I’d let them…that’s certainly what they look like they want to be…
#13 | Comment by geekazoid — November 9, 2010 @ 7:45 am
I suspect enough sideboob and underboob pics, plus nip slips, of Miley have been taken that an ambitious person could generate a composite image of her naked boobs.
#14 | Comment by Huron — November 9, 2010 @ 4:03 pm
Somebody needs to brutally ass fuck these talentless teen hos ’til they cry and tell them to get the fuck out of our lives.
#15 | Comment by I.M. Hung — November 9, 2010 @ 8:59 pm
# 15 ,post of the month. You know Taylor,I am really sick of your stupid lame-ass dark eye shadow, no smile, in the grave dead “look”. It is so old.
You are not cool by any stretch of imagination and you are a bad actress and singer. Pleas go away..far away
#16 | Comment by Al — November 9, 2010 @ 9:55 pm
would anyone really be that suprised at a Taylor sex tape?
Well, then again…. would anyone be suprised at a Miley sex tape either?
But I’m really suprised no one’s called Miley on the ‘toe and not made mention of that mystery wet spot on her vag in her performance outfit
#17 | Comment by pup22 — November 10, 2010 @ 12:44 am
oh, and somehow I think Taylor cleavage > Miley side boob
counterintuitive, I know
#18 | Comment by pup22 — November 10, 2010 @ 12:46 am
Taylor’s poor little boobies are so squished together here.
For the long run, she should focus on her acting. Her music is only noticed because of her acting career.
#19 | Comment by tool — November 10, 2010 @ 3:44 am
Is everyone so blinded by the sideboob that they negolect to comment that tatoo that’s under it? 🙂
#20 | Comment by Krozzy — November 10, 2010 @ 3:13 pm
#15 ftw
Fucking #15, all the way. I wish Obama would say that, word for word, in his next televised address.
#21 | Comment by cobalt — November 10, 2010 @ 5:32 pm
Has anyone mentioned to Momsen that looking like Nancy Spungeon is not the way to further a career?
#22 | Comment by Data — November 10, 2010 @ 5:39 pm
has it really gotten that FUCKING GAY to be ‘rock and roll’?
srsly, wtf happened?
momsen is too contrived for her tits to save it.
#23 | Comment by filthy — November 10, 2010 @ 11:10 pm
#20 – The tattoo was discussed here.
#24 | Comment by Nobody — November 11, 2010 @ 2:51 am
Taylor is like Cristina Aguilera. Someone who could be Hot but their fashion sense and makeup is so ridiculous that they become revolting. Trying way to hard to be sexy and failing miserably.
So I was watching Hannah Montana (by accident..) and…
14 yr old Miley > 17yr old Miley
watching Gossip Girl (by accident…) and…
14 yr old Taylor > 17 yr old Taylor
#25 | Comment by pwrdrive — November 11, 2010 @ 11:36 am
So I saw this “chick” on Tyler today and I was wondering if any of you pervs had some sexy images of Hatsune Miku?
#26 | Comment by Dave — November 11, 2010 @ 1:51 pm
…..THE HOLOGRAM…
#27 | Comment by yawn — November 11, 2010 @ 3:05 pm
@ #17
I wish there is a Taylor sextape… A video of her and her “best friend” would be epic.
#28 | Comment by Josh — November 11, 2010 @ 4:10 pm
The only sextape of taylor that exists is of her getting gang banged by the band so that they would let her join.
#29 | Comment by Coolstream — November 11, 2010 @ 7:37 pm
Now she’s blaming her parents for being so fucked up:
“Taylor Momsen has taken aim at her parents in a hard-hitting new interview, insisting they’re the reason she’s so dark and miserable.
“The teenager says, ‘Everyone’s like, “Wow, why is she upset and why is she so miserable about things?” My parents signed me up with Ford (modeling agency) at the age of two. No two year old wants to be working, but I had no choice.
“‘My whole life, I was in and out of school. I didn’t have friends. I was working constantly and I didn’t have a real life.'”
Cry me a fucking river, bitch. Give back your riches and enter a convent if you hate being famous. “Make Me Wanna Die”? Then die, bitch: stick a grenade up your cunt (it should easilly fit, you nasty skank) and pull the pin. If you won’t do that, at least keep your mouth stuffed with cock so we don’t have to hear you whine or your shitty singing. Stupid cunt…
#30 | Comment by Taylor Momsen SUCKS! — November 11, 2010 @ 10:23 pm
MC – pregnant before she’s 21.
#31 | Comment by ironray — November 11, 2010 @ 10:30 pm
“I really don’t feel like being clever now, and honestly, it wouldn’t be worth it, but 30, please… Before you post something, stop, think about what your posting, type it up, and then hit Alt + F4.”
#32 | Comment by Ryu — November 12, 2010 @ 3:26 am
PIC 9,10,11,12
on her period? ’cause that stain is something..
euuugh
#33 | Comment by Woah — November 12, 2010 @ 6:27 am
“To prove that ‘Made in the USA’ still means something”
In case of these two girls, it means less than nothing.
Made in the USA only means something if you are referring to Harleys or Muscle Cars (those I really like)
#34 | Comment by Jade — November 12, 2010 @ 2:37 pm
^^^
it’s called “tongue in cheek”…look it up.
#35 | Comment by AngelBaby — November 12, 2010 @ 3:35 pm
#29..got that right and #30, right on….
#36 | Comment by Al — November 12, 2010 @ 5:28 pm
i really hate to say it but i am totally into taylor momsen. i have the utmost appreciation for any girl that looks like she just crawled out of a dumpster.
#37 | Comment by yesyesyall — November 12, 2010 @ 5:57 pm
Separated at birth
#38 | Comment by Josh — November 13, 2010 @ 10:15 pm
I demand an elle fanning post to compensate for the flavor and aftertaste of this thread.
http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbsy6wXcX51qa4cp2o1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1289855641&Signature=o%2BxLMrTPObG69nfYI%2F0anQAcM1I%3D
#39 | Comment by Picard (Captain) — November 14, 2010 @ 4:15 pm
^^^ I bet Elle’s 12-year old snatch tastes gooood!!
I want to impregnate her.
#40 | Comment by Hambubger — November 14, 2010 @ 7:03 pm
#30’s quote
angst used to mean something, people used to have histories of sexual abuse, we used to watch dad get shit faced and beat the fuck out of mom behind the bedroom door, parent committed suicide, uncle Larry finger fucked us when we were 10 at the family reunion, adopted and they never loved you as much as their real child, born with a handicap or debilitating defect, a goddamn hair-lip for fucks sake, etc.
no,
now, we were forced to model too early. fuck, I hate my life too.
#41 | Comment by filthy — November 14, 2010 @ 11:28 pm
#40
So this site is seriously for pedos? I know sometimes it’s funny to joke about that shit when there’s no one around to get offended, but god damn…
#42 | Comment by a — November 16, 2010 @ 3:13 am
“Suffering isn’t about equivalence, and what causes suffering for one can be joy for another. If someone was subjected to being tied up and whipped, would you begrudge them bitching about it? What if they paid for it and enjoyed it? Different circumstances, different people.”
“If you lived your life in an upper class family, spoiled and coddled, you’d be hurting a lot if your father’s business went bankrupt and he was forced to get a blue collar job. Hypothetical you would not, then, be to blame for the inability to cope (at least not entirely).”
“Don’t be so quick to trivialize the life of someone you know nothing about. I don’t doubt she has problems, ones she probably should get the hell over, but you don’t know what her life is like. Celebrities bare their lives for a public filled with idiots who scrutinize every detail, I imagine under the same scrutiny, you would crumble like weathered paper. Honestly, I kinda wish websites that allow comments and internet forums had wishlists that I could fill with people who truly deserve to be shot in the genitals. At least, then, if the idiots lived, they wouldn’t procreate and create more idiots.”
#43 | Comment by Ryu — November 16, 2010 @ 6:55 am
I’m sure it wont take long for the High-Res images of this to surface here, but this will do for now:
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/photos/28431/187974/0
#44 | Comment by pirho — November 16, 2010 @ 7:57 pm
^^^ I want to shoot my load on those titties so bad…
#45 | Comment by I.M. Hung — November 16, 2010 @ 8:12 pm
#41, people joke about being pedos on here but these are effin celebrities that we’re gawking over. I personally dont think any 12 year old is hot, or anyone under 15 for that matter. But if fuckface up there or anyone else wants to lick some 12 year olds snatch, thats his problem. He will end up getting told to have a seat by Chris Hansen sooner or later.
#46 | Comment by dizzle — November 17, 2010 @ 6:22 am
#11: You used super-correct grammar! You’ve done the English language proud. I had to reread your comment like six times to convince myself you used “who hasn’t?” in the right context.
#47 | Comment by Happyhappyist — November 19, 2010 @ 3:25 am
#46- Dude, when girls like Ava Sambora & Elle Fanning are dolled-up by their parents into looking like high-class escorts, they may as well have the words “FUCK ME” branded onto their foreheads. Girls develop earlier these days (look at their budding titties). Lots of chicks lose their cherries at 12. (Ava’s at least giving blowjobs by now.) Fresh pussy like that shouldn’t go to waste, even if some stupid law says that sexually mature girls are off limits. (How often do they prosecute an underage guy for banging an underage girl? Never, fucking hyprocrites.) I have no shame in telling a 13-year old, “I wan2 lick yur pussy.” And we all know that Chris Hansen rubs one out every night thinking about all those hot teens chatting on the Internets. FACT.
#48 | Comment by Hambubger — November 20, 2010 @ 9:41 pm
@48
dude you have a problem.
http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/G0eLxIAlD9R/Variety+4th+Annual+Power+Youth+Event+Arrivals/Fx1RmUPBCwZ/Ava+Sambora
THAT – is not being dolled up to look like an escort.
#49 | Comment by Woah — November 22, 2010 @ 7:45 am
@49
This is what you wear when Mommy & Daddy pimp you out for $$$ in front of millions of horny men:
http://www.fashionfame.com/community/topic/491
(And I bet she already shaves down there.)
#50 | Comment by Hambubger — November 22, 2010 @ 9:57 am
Bare midriff and Ines-Sainz jeans are completely age appropriate for a 13 year old. Maybe not an escort but a fk-me club girl all the way.
#51 | Comment by Metacarpal — November 22, 2010 @ 7:10 pm
Mmmm boobage
http://img821.imageshack.us/i/picture1mi.png/
http://img35.imageshack.us/f/picture2mty.png/
#52 | Comment by pirho — March 23, 2011 @ 9:46 pm