What would you do…

So anyway, look! I put the Avril layout back up! But it’s not just the old Avril layout, this is a new Avril layout! Version 2.0 so to speak! Isn’t Avril just teh sex? I just can’t get enough of that foxy Canuck. I want to hump her.

Gosh. I’m moving out of my room next week. Into a new hall. Which means i’m gonna have to carry 4 boxes of videogames and DVDs, two bags of clothes, a 20 inch box fan, a fucking heavy 14 inch flat screen TV, a shoebox full of magazines and all sorts of other crap all over to the new dorm which is like… a million miles away. Blaaargh. Okay so it’s just across the street but still… my arms are soooo gonna be dead by the time i’m done moving everything all the way over there. I’m probably gonna have to make like 10 trips back and forth, to and fro, from this hall to that hall… BLAARGH.

Oh and i’ll probably be getting a new roommate too. Woo. Yay. No more jerking off in private (i kid). The new place shouldn’t be too bad though. Only Juniors and people over 21 can live there. So i won’t be having to put up with any freshmen kids or anything. Plus it’s co-ed! Weee!

I hope i don’t get stuck with some fucking Asian international student who can’t speak English for shit as my roommate though. Stupid Asians.


Anyway, fucking Wonder Years man. I was looking back at some of my older posts from late August 2001 where i went on this one whole week of Wonder Years posts and Fred Savage porn and i’m thinking i need to do another one.

I really have a love/hate relationship with every episode that had Madeline chasing Kevin but with him being too whipped by Winnie to go for it. Madeline was a fox who would have done anything in the world to get into Kevin’s pants and Winnie ‘the tease’ Cooper treated him like shit.

I hated Wiener. I mean Winnie. Wiener was a tease. One minute she loves Kevin the next she doesn’t know how she feels so she dates ever other guy then goes back to Kevin. Make up your mind stupid! Winnie was such a snob and treated Kevin like crap so I dont see why he went after her in the first place!!!

She treated him like crap but yet he was like obsessed with her!!! From like when he was two to seventeen or something! Like get over her already!!!!!

Oh and fucking Kevin should’ve nailed that other girl Margaret too. Gosh, he should’ve nailed all the girls he was with. I mean, come on now. Margaret! We all know, the smart girls are always the kinkiest. Plus, any chick with three pigtails would probably take it in the pooper. “Do you like apples, Winnie? I turned her butt into a finger puppet. How ya like them apples?”

God, what was Kevin thinking?!?! Madeline so wanted him and like an ass, he dumped her for Winnie! Come on, Kevin should’ve boned Madeline until she passed out… man, was she awesome. And then he never did get with Winnie anyway. Fucking Winnie. Stupid Kevin.

This was what i had to say about one particular Madeline Adams episode last year:

You know, i swear to god, there was this one episode where i almost cried. Because that idiot Kevin blew off this FUCKING HOT chick that really liked him just because he still had feelings for Winnie. WTF? GEEZ. SHE WAS SOOOO HOT. And he blew her off for BORING WINNIE. Blah. I think that was the episode where they were all on this school trip to some museum and Winnie catches Kevin making out with that FUCKING HOT chick outside. And then he just leaves the FUCKING HOT chick to chase after Winnie! And in the end, he didn’t get back with Winnie! And he didn’t get the FUCKING HOT chick either! I almost cried!

Of course, this was all like… 10 years ago or something. I’m a big boy now. I don’t cry watching TV shows anymore.


And then later that day, i posted again:

The Wonder Years – 4:00am August 28 2001

These are the responses to that ‘Ugh’ post down there. The long one.

Typical Lewser: I was talking about this with my compadre chorizo
Typical Lewser: how kevin was a jackass, and in one episode this hot chick had a crush on him, but he didn’t hit that shit cause he still had the hots for winnie.
psykotik2k: i know!@!
psykotik2k: that’s the one i’m talking about!!
Typical Lewser: haha
Typical Lewser: yeah
Typical Lewser: I wanted to kill kevin in that episode.
Typical Lewser: =\
psykotik2k: yeah, what an ass
psykotik2k: i cried
Typical Lewser: *shakes head*
Typical Lewser: takes the ugly flat chick, and passes up the hot chick.
Typical Lewser: haha
psykotik2k: *sigh* stupid kevin
Typical Lewser: and he wonders why his career is dead now.
Typical Lewser: psch.
psykotik2k: his loss
Typical Lewser: seriously

Clerk12345: exactly! What the fuck was that whiny fucks problem?! He bagged Sandy Tyler for christs sakes! If I bag just her, not to mention the rest of his retro harem, I would never complain again!
Clerk12345: I fuckin hate people like Kevin Arnold
Clerk12345: FUCK Kevin Arnold

Typical Lewser: amen to that.


Kevin Arnold was an idiot.

HE IS!!!

And so i kept posting about the Wonder Years for about a whole week or so. I got lots of IMs. Lots of e-mails. It was teh good times.

To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: ahhh
From: justin lester@mindshock.org
Date: Wed, Aug 29 2001 7:06:05 AM -0700 (PDT)

So anyways, I just wanted to take a moment to say that Winnie does rock, and though yes he had some WAY hot girlfriends on Wonder Years, Winnie is still the best. She was the ideal hottie back then. Anyways, I love your page and shit like that, cya later:)


To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Re: Winnie
From: “tdpriest” tdpriest@misplacedhate.com
Date: Wed, Aug 29 2001 3:59:59 PM -0700


Tell Lester he’s an idiot. Winnie was NOT hot during the Wonder Years. Winnie was not hot until she was on that other stupid Fred Savage show that lasted for about a season. That one show that no one heard of and I can’t remember the name of. That other blonde chick was hot, and so was that chick from Son in Law that you posted.

So, yeah, Winnie = NOT HOT, and Blonde = HOT.

Besides, Winnie was crazy. He did so much better than her.

– tdp


But then somewhere along the line, i stopped obsessing about how much i hated Winnie Cooper and i started obessing about Fred Savage. Which led me to one of the great Fred Savage movies ever. No, not that stupid one with monsters under your bed or whatever, it was…

THE WIZARD! Wow! Opening credits! Christian Slater! Beau Bridges! Super Marios Bros!! KEVIN ARNOLD! WOW! California! California! Hi! FRED SAVAGE! Retard videogame playing genius! Hot girl! Where’s Winnie Cooper? Wow! Cosmo magazine! Hot girl taller than Fred Savage! Long kiss on top of trailer! Damn FRED SAVAGE! Nintendo Entertainment System! Oh no! Bad kids in trenchcoats! Vision Streetwear! Power Glove!! Wow! POWER GLOVE! “I love the Power Glove. It’s so bad.”!! Power Glove in dog movie Beethoven too! Power Glove starred in more movies than Fred Savage! RAD RACER! Oh no! Bad kid kick ass! It’s in the Power Glove! Power Glove actually deliver more believable performance than Fred Savage! I think it won Best Supporting Actor In A Movie Starring Fred Savage! Sorry Cary Elwes! Bad kid Lucas still kick ass! I want Power Glove! What to do now! Bring out retard who plays games good! Oh no! Retard run away! Oh no! Video Armageddon! SUPER MARIO BROS. 3!! WOW! Magic flute! WARP ZONE! Boo! Cheater! Win championship! YAY! Super Mario Bros. 3!!! All go home now.

Goodness. Was the movie GREAT or what??? POWER GLOVE!!!!

Lucas. The original Nintendo master.
I love the Power Glove. It’s so bad.

Anyway my Fred Savage obsession got so bad that i even went on to plug my own site on my AIM away message with misleading advertising which said…

Typical Lewser:
Auto response from psykotik2k: NUDE FRED SAVAGE PICS!
Typical Lewser: You have reached a new all time low my friend.

ex0tic n sull3n: you.
Auto response from psykotik2k: FRED SAVAGE PORNO!!!!
ex0tic n sull3n: oh my god.

spastiC spackLe: omg
Auto response from psykotik2k: FRED SAVAGE PORNO!!!!
spastiC spackLe: you post a lot
spastiC spackLe: WHAT THE!!!!
spastiC spackLe: thats so wrong!!
spastiC spackLe: *send me some..*

*pause for laughter*

Unfortunately, my Wonder Years/Fred Savage obsession ended a couple of posts later.


Oh well. It had to end sooner or later. Those were teh good times.

What would you do if I sang out tune?
Would you stand up and walk out on me?
Lend me your ears and I’ll sing you a song
I will try not to sing out of key, yeah
Oh, baby I get by with a little help from my friends
By with a little help from my friends.
All I need is my buddies
By with a little help from my friends
I said I’m gonna get by with a little
By with a little help from my friends
Whoa oh oh oh oh

I still hate Winnie Cooper.

17 thoughts on “What would you do…

  1. Sorry for the replica comment, but anyway, that could possibly be some kind of record right? 15 minutes after the post. Probably not, but i thought it might be.

    And for my comments on the post, WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??

    #1 | Comment by Icepick — August 17, 2002 @ 1:05 am

  2. Its a record alright.

    You win my 12 inch cock in your ass.

    Oh, yea. The wonder years. The only thing I’m wondering right now is what’s wrong with you. You need help. Heaps of it.

    #2 | Comment by eatmystuffing — August 17, 2002 @ 1:54 am

  3. PS: AVRIL LAVIGNE is soooo fucking ugly I want to tear my own eyes out every time I see that pig snout of hers.

    So for the mentally handicapped.



    #3 | Comment by stilleatingmystuffing — August 17, 2002 @ 1:59 am

  4. Man ive been visitin your site for about 2 weeks now and this site has been somethin that i cant help but visit every other day. OH yah but anywayz… you’re damn rite about kevins stupid ass! How the fuck are you not gonna try and fuck this madeline chick after makin some fuckin pudding?!? she fucken puts her finger in your fuckin mouth!!! is this kevin a dumb fuck or what? vous le vous teper.

    BTW: keep up the site….very amusing

    #4 | Comment by VVeedfiend — August 17, 2002 @ 3:56 am

  5. hmm…somthing seems strange…this post…the writing…it doesnt read like a Justin writing…odd isnt it?Ohh…and i read this post like at 12:50 but my internet connection fucked up and i couldnt post…remember, the truth is out there

    #5 | Comment by Nippon_Power — August 17, 2002 @ 9:41 am

  6. I don’t care who posted it, its amusing. keep the avril layout up, shes hot in those pictures.. i dont care about the other ones.

    #6 | Comment by ikke — August 17, 2002 @ 9:48 am

  7. I would like to say, FUCK AVRIL.

    #7 | Comment by D — August 17, 2002 @ 11:39 am

  8. FIRST COMMENT!!!!!!

    #8 | Comment by Icepick — August 17, 2002 @ 12:50 pm

  9. FIRST COMMENT!!!!!!

    #9 | Comment by Icepick — August 17, 2002 @ 12:52 pm

  10. Nippon:

    this post was mostly stuff that was posted a year ago

    #10 | Comment by matt — August 17, 2002 @ 2:01 pm

  11. Dude, Avril rules…. and let the others that dont like her rip their own eyes out, no one says they have to like her. But I love her, and I too want to hump her.

    And for the Kevin thing, Wonder Years was a long time ago dude, let it go. It’s not real.

    #11 | Comment by scloop — August 17, 2002 @ 4:25 pm

  12. Stupid question but who the fuck is that Avril chick? I admit it, she looks hot in those pictures. But still, who the fuck is she?

    #12 | Comment by R — August 17, 2002 @ 6:10 pm

  13. yeah stupid question indeed. shes this singer that sings that song "complicated". I cant wait to get my hands on her.

    #13 | Comment by Ikke — August 17, 2002 @ 6:33 pm

  14. I can’t believe that you put her back up over all your choices

    #14 | Comment by Jeremy — August 17, 2002 @ 8:46 pm

  15. smarten up all of u come on

    #15 | Comment by secret — August 29, 2002 @ 8:08 pm

  16. does anyone agree with her? i do this is stupid

    #16 | Comment by agree — August 29, 2002 @ 8:11 pm

  17. where is your time zone?

    #17 | Comment by were? — August 29, 2002 @ 8:16 pm

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