Fan mail!

I love it when i get fan mail… that wasn’t intended for me.

Subject: yo Avril
From: “chelly”
Date: Mon, Aug 19 2002 2:33:53 PM -0600

Avril am I actually sending u an e-mail. Iknow u probaly hear this alot but i’m your #1 fan i tell u .I know everything about u .Didn’t u see me there when u were at the MMVAs .I saw u I put my hand out with a paper but u didn’t even see me when I was screaming your name out.I went there only to see u.Cause I don’t really like the other singers besides Sum41 .Still I don’t like thrm better than you .I am a memeber of all your fan sites .Anyway I saw that contest that you have ,I entered it I hope I win.

P.S your the best singer I know.G2G(gotta go )sk8er gurl.

37 thoughts on “Fan mail!


    #1 | Comment by Icepick — August 19, 2002 @ 6:45 pm

  2. Anyway, i think its hilarious when people think you are Avril. I’m just wondering tho why that always happens when you’ve got an Avril layout up, but not when you have any other one up?

    #2 | Comment by Icepick — August 19, 2002 @ 6:47 pm

  3. What a retard.

    #3 | Comment by scloop — August 19, 2002 @ 7:27 pm

  4. >>Iknow u probaly hear this alot but i’m your #1 fan i tell u .I know everything about u<< Obviously not "everything." She doesn't know Avril's real email address. Justin, this layout still sucks!!!

    #4 | Comment by Smartass — August 19, 2002 @ 7:34 pm

  5. yo…i saw her on MTV performing at the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame…very do-able…how old is she again???

    #5 | Comment by the other me — August 19, 2002 @ 7:56 pm

  6. Icepick-

    SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT "FIRST POST!!!!!" God it’s annoying. What are you like 10 years old?

    #6 | Comment by smash — August 19, 2002 @ 8:03 pm

  7. i <3 Avril 2.

    #7 | Comment by Ju — August 19, 2002 @ 8:38 pm

  8. yeah i think everyone knows what G2G means. DUH. now leave avril up.

    #8 | Comment by Ikke — August 19, 2002 @ 8:52 pm

  9. I don’t understand how people can continue to be such idiots. I mean ok, so people at first think this is avril’s site…ok, let that slide…BARELY…but after repeated postings of those origional idiots you’d think people would start to learn. I want to believe that maybe these people that continue this are joking…but I’m really afraid that they’re not.

    #9 | Comment by Kenny — August 19, 2002 @ 10:34 pm

  10. I want real content, dammit!

    #10 | Comment by Lucy — August 19, 2002 @ 10:52 pm

  11. Two Words.


    #11 | Comment by eatmysaltynutbag — August 19, 2002 @ 11:08 pm

  12. First of all Justin the Avril layouts rocks once again you have outdone yourslef and I am glad to see it back up.

    Second the whole first post thing is really lame and you seriously need to quit doing that.

    And third people will always mistake this for an avril sight becuase lets face it, most people are dumb.

    Anyway that is it. Site rocks Justin

    #12 | Comment by Tim — August 20, 2002 @ 2:28 am

  13. uh…


    #13 | Comment by eatmysaltynutbag — August 20, 2002 @ 3:10 am

  14. You rock!!! I love you Avril!!

    Yeah, this is kinda lame. heh

    #14 | Comment by thebiggestavrilfan — August 20, 2002 @ 3:20 am

  15. Avril why do you insult your loving fans

    #15 | Comment by AvrilFanNumberOne — August 20, 2002 @ 9:16 am

  16. 12TH POST DUDE!! LOL!!!

    #16 | Comment by BONEr — August 20, 2002 @ 12:56 pm

  17. SLEEP!! SLEEP!!
    holy shit that gets funnier every time I see it

    #17 | Comment by Plugo — August 20, 2002 @ 3:17 pm

  18. Are there any voicemails for Avril? Those would be hilarious!

    #18 | Comment by Hairy Potter — August 20, 2002 @ 3:59 pm

  19. yeah there is one voice mail of someone. but she thinks that justin is pretending to be avril. its fun. stupid idiotic fans

    #19 | Comment by Ikke — August 20, 2002 @ 8:22 pm

  20. The dumb fan thing is hilarious, part of me hope Justin NEVER changes it, or changes it when there is a new tart celebrity singer fad to that person, but it never gets old.

    How dumb are these people? I mean they have to dig a bit to get to the ’email me’ link Justin has so you’d assume they read SOME of the content if just to poke around to find the email link. And wouldn’t a ‘real’ fan of Avril click on the ‘about me’ section he has at the top and be jumped down to pictures and details about JUSTIN?

    Goddamn the human race is doomed with these idiots coming into adulthood.

    #20 | Comment by smash — August 20, 2002 @ 8:27 pm

  21. Gluteus-

    Hahahaha. Exactly!

    #21 | Comment by smash — August 21, 2002 @ 5:47 am

  22. Hi, I’m justin, and I’m making these emails up 😉

    #22 | Comment by Simon — August 21, 2002 @ 8:11 am

  23. Hi, I’m simon, and I’m a stupid cunt face


    #23 | Comment by Justin — August 21, 2002 @ 12:16 pm

  24. Dear Avril,
    I really love your music. I really like your website too. I think it has a very nice layout. However, I’ve been looking around your website and found pictures of other celebrities. I never knew you were into nude pictures of other girls. That makes you all the more like me. Would you like to hook up? Please call me soon at 415.392.6257 I’ll be waiting patiently by the phone for your call.


    #24 | Comment by Gluteus Maximus — August 21, 2002 @ 12:34 pm

  25. HI EVERY1




    #25 | Comment by MARTIN — September 4, 2002 @ 10:44 am

  26. Sarp Avril u know all my friends say u are very hot and i say u are the hottest girl on the face of the earth.well u here dis alot of times but i’m your number 1 and i mean number 1 fan and i have a crush on u thanks for reading this thanks again.

    p.s i really love u and i ave a crush on u

    #26 | Comment by Thai Nguyen — September 5, 2002 @ 7:13 am

  27. i wonna fuck avril and have at least 2 babies wid her she has a nice arse and nice tits and thats all i have 2 say and a tight pussy

    c ya sexy

    #27 | Comment by martin — September 6, 2002 @ 2:06 pm

  28. Avril your really fucking hot

    #28 | Comment by Josh Wallace — September 6, 2002 @ 5:40 pm

  29. i wonna go and c avril live on stage

    hopefully she will b naked lol

    i will look at her tit through the whole thing and her ass

    #29 | Comment by martin — September 20, 2002 @ 3:46 pm

  30. what are you talking about?

    #30 | Comment by sas — October 14, 2002 @ 7:43 am


    #31 | Comment by MARTIN — October 14, 2002 @ 4:00 pm

  32. don’t u think cone from sum41 is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    #32 | Comment by viv — October 24, 2002 @ 12:22 pm

  33. yo, Avril, i think you’re so cool, very, very, very cool. so, can i have your email address? please o please tell me….!!!(",)

    #33 | Comment by Elississ — October 29, 2002 @ 4:40 am

  34. ciao avril!mi chiamo francesco ho 17 anni e ti scrivo dall italia..non so se questo messaggio ti arrivera veramente ma io ci dirti che sei bravissima e banale quindi ti scrivo che,be non so come spiegarlo,ti sembrero un fan come tutti che ti ammira per la bellezza,invece no.tu per me sei una ragazza normale che riesce a far sentire le sue idee a tutto il io volevo dirti che mi piacerebbe diventare tuo amico(lo so che e impossibile ma per me nella vita tutto e possibile quindi eccomi qui..)mi piacerebbe scriverti,parlarti di problemi,non so qualsiasi cosa.dato che io penso positivo ti lascio la mia e mail perche non si sa e ti faccio tanti auguri.ciao!! francesco ps:scusa se scrivo in italiano ma in inglese sarebbe peggio..

    #34 | Comment by fra21v — November 1, 2002 @ 7:53 pm

  35. You are a fucken dickhead. your such a desperate cunt. youre a sicko, making everyone think your avril. Go jerk off you poof

    #35 | Comment by Mike Bonham — November 2, 2002 @ 8:02 am

  36. You are a fucken dickhead. your such a desperate cunt. youre a sicko, making everyone think your avril. Go jerk off you poof

    #36 | Comment by Mike Bonham — November 2, 2002 @ 8:05 am

  37. …….ok, how can i put this…yea hum no wonder she never says hi to you, you probly want in her panties or something. im sorry but NO gurl should be into her that much unless or a lesbo. o that what it is right??? if i was AVRIL i would want to stay as far away from you as possable.

    #37 | Comment by Katt — November 27, 2002 @ 8:10 pm

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