Fan mail!
19 08 2002I love it when i get fan mail… that wasn’t intended for me.
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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: yo Avril
From: “chelly” chelsea_rox67@hotmail.com
Date: Mon, Aug 19 2002 2:33:53 PM -0600
Avril am I actually sending u an e-mail. Iknow u probaly hear this alot but i’m your #1 fan i tell u .I know everything about u .Didn’t u see me there when u were at the MMVAs .I saw u I put my hand out with a paper but u didn’t even see me when I was screaming your name out.I went there only to see u.Cause I don’t really like the other singers besides Sum41 .Still I don’t like thrm better than you .I am a memeber of all your fan sites .Anyway I saw that contest that you have ,I entered it I hope I win.
P.S your the best singer I know.G2G(gotta go )sk8er gurl.
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FIRST COMMENT!!!!
Anyway, i think its hilarious when people think you are Avril. I’m just wondering tho why that always happens when you’ve got an Avril layout up, but not when you have any other one up?
What a retard.
>>Iknow u probaly hear this alot but i’m your #1 fan i tell u .I know everything about u<<
Obviously not "everything." She doesn’t know Avril’s real email address.
Justin, this layout still sucks!!!
yo…i saw her on MTV performing at the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame…very do-able…how old is she again???
Icepick-
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT "FIRST POST!!!!!" God it’s annoying. What are you like 10 years old?
i <3 Avril 2.
yeah i think everyone knows what G2G means. DUH. now leave avril up.
I don’t understand how people can continue to be such idiots. I mean ok, so people at first think this is avril’s site…ok, let that slide…BARELY…but after repeated postings of those origional idiots you’d think people would start to learn. I want to believe that maybe these people that continue this are joking…but I’m really afraid that they’re not.
I want real content, dammit!
Two Words.
LIGHTNING BOLT!
First of all Justin the Avril layouts rocks once again you have outdone yourslef and I am glad to see it back up.
Second the whole first post thing is really lame and you seriously need to quit doing that.
And third people will always mistake this for an avril sight becuase lets face it, most people are dumb.
Anyway that is it. Site rocks Justin
uh…
LIGHTNING BOLT!
You rock!!! I love you Avril!!
Yeah, this is kinda lame. heh
Avril why do you insult your loving fans
12TH POST DUDE!! LOL!!!
SLEEP!! SLEEP!!
holy shit that gets funnier every time I see it
Are there any voicemails for Avril? Those would be hilarious!
yeah there is one voice mail of someone. but she thinks that justin is pretending to be avril. its fun. stupid idiotic fans
The dumb fan thing is hilarious, part of me hope Justin NEVER changes it, or changes it when there is a new tart celebrity singer fad to that person, but it never gets old.
How dumb are these people? I mean they have to dig a bit to get to the ‘email me’ link Justin has so you’d assume they read SOME of the content if just to poke around to find the email link. And wouldn’t a ‘real’ fan of Avril click on the ‘about me’ section he has at the top and be jumped down to pictures and details about JUSTIN?
Goddamn the human race is doomed with these idiots coming into adulthood.
Gluteus-
Hahahaha. Exactly!
Hi, I’m justin, and I’m making these emails up ;)
Hi, I’m simon, and I’m a stupid cunt face
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Dear Avril,
I really love your music. I really like your website too. I think it has a very nice layout. However, I’ve been looking around your website and found pictures of other celebrities. I never knew you were into nude pictures of other girls. That makes you all the more like me. Would you like to hook up? Please call me soon at 415.392.6257 I’ll be waiting patiently by the phone for your call.
Love,
Nancy
HI EVERY1
I WANTED 2 KNOW IF AVRIL HERSELF HAS AN EMAIL ADDRESS
I THINK SHE IS SEXY DOES N E 1 ELSE
SHE IS SEXIER THAN BRITTNEY AND SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR
Sarp Avril u know all my friends say u are very hot and i say u are the hottest girl on the face of the earth.well u here dis alot of times but i’m your number 1 and i mean number 1 fan and i have a crush on u thanks for reading this thanks again.
p.s i really love u and i ave a crush on u
i wonna fuck avril and have at least 2 babies wid her she has a nice arse and nice tits and thats all i have 2 say and a tight pussy
c ya sexy
Avril your really fucking hot
i wonna go and c avril live on stage
hopefully she will b naked lol
i will look at her tit through the whole thing and her ass
what are you talking about?
I MEAN I LUV AVRIL SSSSSOOOOOOO MUCH I WONNA FCUK HER DAT IS WOT I MEAN SAS
don’t u think cone from sum41 is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
hot
yo, Avril, i think you’re so cool, very, very, very cool. so, can i have your email address? please o please tell me….!!!(",)
ciao avril!mi chiamo francesco ho 17 anni e ti scrivo dall italia..non so se questo messaggio ti arrivera veramente ma io ci provo..be dirti che sei bravissima e banale quindi ti scrivo che,be non so come spiegarlo,ti sembrero un fan come tutti che ti ammira per la bellezza,invece no.tu per me sei una ragazza normale che riesce a far sentire le sue idee a tutto il mondo.be io volevo dirti che mi piacerebbe diventare tuo amico(lo so che e impossibile ma per me nella vita tutto e possibile quindi eccomi qui..)mi piacerebbe scriverti,parlarti di problemi,non so qualsiasi cosa.dato che io penso positivo ti lascio la mia e mail perche non si sa mai.fra21v@yahoo.it e ti faccio tanti auguri.ciao!! francesco ps:scusa se scrivo in italiano ma in inglese sarebbe peggio..
You are a fucken dickhead. your such a desperate cunt. youre a sicko, making everyone think your avril. Go jerk off you poof
You are a fucken dickhead. your such a desperate cunt. youre a sicko, making everyone think your avril. Go jerk off you poof
…….ok, how can i put this…yea hum no wonder she never says hi to you, you probly want in her panties or something. im sorry but NO gurl should be into her that much unless or a lesbo. o that what it is right??? if i was AVRIL i would want to stay as far away from you as possable.