WHAT?! Justin posted?

Dammit, I thought I disabled his access to the domain!

I can’t believe how funny everyone at this site is. First its “Wow, you’re really Avril?” to “I LOVE YOU LIZ” to “What a nerdy little immature bitch” and now in one voice, you’re all crying out in the words of the mighty and powerful Justin “Show Me UR Boobs!” Amusing indeed.

I want to take this time to explain why my little ramblings are here, interrupting your porn. See, the point of me posting here is because Justin invited me to. In fact, just last night he was messeging me begging me to post more. What a pussy, when I said no, he cried. You’d think he’d get used to chicks saying no to him, huh? (Jokes, jokes! I kill you my friend…) Anyway, to everyone who hates me and is telling me to go back to my site, kindly fuck off. Anyone with half a brain would realize that I’m really not here to bastardize the place, but to have a little fun. You can quit your bitching because I’m not literally opposed to all things porn and Avril. And yes, I might just become a regular feature here. Because in reality, this is not your site and no one really cares if you don’t like me. Actually, I do care because I think I’m pretty fucking cool and am going to do my best to make you all “Liz-bians”, heh. But I will have to think over the whole tit contest ordeal.

Your favourite webmaster gave me a link to porn to post so you all wouldn’t be outraged, but I couldn’t care less and I’ve lost the link. So I’m sure he’ll post it later. Now, I’m going to leave you with the one thing that organized religion sure got right…

22 thoughts on “WHAT?! Justin posted?

  1. funny pic 🙂

    i just pooped myself 🙁

    #1 | Comment by mike — August 27, 2002 @ 11:32 pm

  2. Boobs rule! Chicks on knees rule! yippee

    #2 | Comment by Chris — August 27, 2002 @ 11:33 pm

  3. alright liz that post was pretty cool, you can stay, but the other post sucked. no more like it. but umm justin still post more than she does okay.

    #3 | Comment by Tim — August 27, 2002 @ 11:56 pm

  4. you sound cool to me Liz

    #4 | Comment by Kris — August 28, 2002 @ 1:27 am

  5. Liz-

    You can stay and post if you get your friend from http://www.teenagevictory.net/lizdeestrikeapose.jpg
    to start e-mailing me hot sex0r emails.

    #5 | Comment by smash — August 28, 2002 @ 6:59 am

  6. You’ll be happy to know, the friend in that picture is named DEE and she will soon be hosted on my site. She might even have a webcam and everything. But, see, I doubt she’d get naked for you, sorry. Shes only 16 😉

    #6 | Comment by Liz — August 28, 2002 @ 8:36 am

  7. And your point is what, Liz?

    #7 | Comment by shiznizzlin — August 28, 2002 @ 10:00 am

  8. Her point might be her friend has a dad with a shotgun waiting anxiously for your molesting punk ass

    #8 | Comment by Dylan — August 28, 2002 @ 10:18 am

  9. Haha. Precisely, Dylan. You read my mind. Dee’s dad even scares the fuck outta me, and I’m not trying to get in her pants.

    #9 | Comment by Liz — August 28, 2002 @ 10:20 am

  10. why not get in her pants, then your teenagevictory hits would go through the roof and all the whore on FUBAR would love you for life….

    #10 | Comment by Dylan — August 28, 2002 @ 10:28 am

  11. Actually, the funniest thing is, me and Dee are so close and such good friends that when we go out we act like lesbians just for fun. I had my arm around her shoulder one time at a restaurant and the waiter was like "*cough cough* So you girls are close, huh?" Haha, I mean, we touch each others asses/boobs, lick each others faces..Its all in good fun. We’re comfortable with our sexuality. Haha.

    #11 | Comment by Liz — August 28, 2002 @ 10:35 am

  12. *watches her hits skyrocket* youre good Liz, very good….she knows how to to win over Justin’s crowd *respect*

    #12 | Comment by Dylan — August 28, 2002 @ 10:40 am

  13. The saddest part is that its all TRUE…Lol.

    #13 | Comment by Liz — August 28, 2002 @ 10:43 am

  14. Ya know Liz the guys dont care if its true or not, just keep talking…

    #14 | Comment by Dylan — August 28, 2002 @ 11:07 am

  15. I play the flute…*cough cough wink wink*

    #15 | Comment by Liz — August 28, 2002 @ 11:17 am

  16. *laughs wildly*

    #16 | Comment by Dylan — August 28, 2002 @ 11:21 am

  17. i love the pic it’s great.

    #17 | Comment by kyle — August 28, 2002 @ 12:06 pm

  18. The SpArKlEy stuff was all jokes, dude. I established that, right? 😉

    Oh, and yeah Justin should post more often. What an ass! JUUUSSSTTTIINNNN!

    #18 | Comment by Liz — August 28, 2002 @ 12:13 pm

  19. :O

    *creams pants*

    #19 | Comment by mike — August 28, 2002 @ 1:37 pm

  20. What is this teeney bopper crap? This giddy crap has no anger, no hatred, and not nudity. Justin, letting this girl run your site is not going to get you laid, come back before it’s too late.

    #20 | Comment by NoTitsNoHits — August 28, 2002 @ 4:54 pm

  21. Liz-
    I didn’t say I wanted nudes of your friend, Dee. I asked for hot sex0r e-mails. She can send those if she’s under-age still, right?

    Pictures would just be a bonus!

    Btw- tell her I think she’s hawt.

    #21 | Comment by smash — August 28, 2002 @ 10:07 pm

  22. I know where this pic and many more funny pics came from, go there! http://www.kneeslappers.net

    #22 | Comment by lunatic — September 1, 2002 @ 5:56 am

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