MIA

Well, fubar readers, it looks to me as though Justin is officially MIA. (ie- missing in action, for you less abbreviation literate ones.)

Big thanks to everyone for their positive comments on my last post, glad to know I still have the ability to entertain somebody. For you few that didn’t have the kindest of comments, or the ones that were disappointed with the lack of pictures .. well, tough. Not every female is willing to be nude for your disposal, nor is every female so weak-minded she has to unclothe for validation and attention. (Thess, I think you agree.)

Justin is more than likely hauling around campus (and no Jeeber4u or whatever your screen name was, you can’t have Justin’s personal information, he doesn’t like you, he doesn’t want to meet you, you can’t have his last name or phone number.) As I was saying, Justin is probably busy settling into classes (stealing magazines) and pretending to pay attention (eating things that look like 99 cent penis from 7-11)- which means, he’s still being a bigger pimp then the rest of his readers and having amazing adventures… and taking notes of some hottie’s perkies (as well as his GIRLFRIENDS’). 😉 I’m sure he’s also diligently studying. *cough*bullshit*cough*.

This is just a quick “hello, lifesign” type of deal, hopefully Justin will be back to post soon and update us on all his new nudies (that I never look at), and the lengthy DVD recommendations that he spends waaay too much money on. Think of all the starving children, Justin, really. Ethiopia is not as advantaged as your ex-fellow Brunei compadres.

Greetings to everyone from Heidelberg, Germany. =D

Justin will one day, have his name flashing across screens across the world for his incredulous success behind the screens of the entertainment industry. I put money on it. He’s just got that personality. And the penis. <3

45 thoughts on “MIA

  1. Hmmmm… first post – boobies… second post — penis’. I see a pattern developing… any bets on vagina?

    #1 | Comment by pussymachine — September 1, 2002 @ 5:06 pm

  2. good to here justin is somewhat alive

    #2 | Comment by J.C. — September 1, 2002 @ 7:34 pm

  3. Well as long as Eve or Suzi keep posting in his absence it will be okay. If that damned Liz comes back then this site has officialy gone to shit while he has been away. But as I say Eve your keeping it alive so keep posting. You usually have something interesting to say anyway.

    #3 | Comment by Tim — September 1, 2002 @ 7:51 pm

  4. although that last post, eve, couldn’t have been more obsequious… have you got some ulterior motive we should know about? 😉

    #4 | Comment by eci — September 1, 2002 @ 8:09 pm

  5. Or he could be watching a Mary Kate and Ashley video while keeping warm in his spy kids bedspread. Not a reference that he has a thing for minors or anything. LOL.
    Whats up J Dizzle my Nizzle time to come back and show us the mess of empty bottles decorating your desk area.

    #5 | Comment by D — September 1, 2002 @ 8:11 pm

  6. 8==3

    #6 | Comment by beng — September 1, 2002 @ 10:33 pm

  7. "his incredulous success" ?

    sorry to nitpick, but please look up "incredulous" in the dictionary. you know i’m a fan, eve, but things are getting a little sloppy.

    gracias

    #7 | Comment by esteban de jesus — September 2, 2002 @ 1:38 am

  8. My god people, how bankrupt are your lives? If Justin goes away there are 100 other sites on the web that are able to take his place. Just admit you come here for Eve’s boobs like I do.

    #8 | Comment by bligityblah — September 2, 2002 @ 1:48 am

  9. incredulous
    \In*cred"u*lous\ (?; 135), a. [L. incredulus. See In- not, and Credulous.] 1. Not credulous; indisposed to admit or accept that which is related as true, skeptical; unbelieving. –Bacon.
    A fantastical incredulous fool. –Bp. Wilkins.
    2. Indicating, or caused by, disbelief or incredulity. An incredulous smile.” –Longfellow.
    3. Incredible; not easy to be believed. [R.] –Shak.

    it means incredible, which is what i think she meant. so what?

    #9 | Comment by matt — September 2, 2002 @ 1:52 am

  10. bligity u are a moron

    #10 | Comment by matt — September 2, 2002 @ 1:54 am

  11. someone has sloppy manners

    #11 | Comment by eve — September 2, 2002 @ 2:27 am

  12. Enough talk! Show your damn boobs, NOW!!!!!!!!

    #12 | Comment by I want boobies! — September 2, 2002 @ 2:59 am

  13. clippy is retiring!

    http://www.microsoft.com/Office/clippy/default.asp

    #13 | Comment by beng — September 2, 2002 @ 3:16 am

  14. "My name is Eve. I write for myself, and no one else."

    Quoted from yor website!! 🙂

    #14 | Comment by Carl — September 2, 2002 @ 6:45 am

  15. Somewhere in that last comment of mine – I missed a ‘u’ <- so there it is incase anyone wondered where it got to.

    #15 | Comment by Carl — September 2, 2002 @ 6:49 am

  16. Stop fucking with Eve’s writing. Envious people suck.

    #16 | Comment by D — September 2, 2002 @ 11:11 am

  17. She doesn’t mean that she only posts on her own site, dude. She means that her PURPOSE for writing is to express herself, not to impress anyone else. She writes FOR herself.

    #17 | Comment by thess — September 2, 2002 @ 11:24 am

  18. *yawn*

    #18 | Comment by Z — September 2, 2002 @ 12:29 pm

  19. I remember back late last year justin was a postaholic, what happend to justin drive to make fubar the best blog that the internet has ever seen?… i think fubar is dying or something.

    #19 | Comment by visentinel — September 2, 2002 @ 12:39 pm

  20. <3 Eve! And that says it all, really.

    #20 | Comment by Banana — September 2, 2002 @ 12:54 pm

  21. so when are you showing us your tits?

    #21 | Comment by horny jim — September 2, 2002 @ 1:34 pm

  22. I was going to say something nasty about that paper clip, but it looks like that website sums it all up for me. I had heard XP rocks, but I didn’t know it’s THAT good.

    #22 | Comment by Banana — September 2, 2002 @ 1:38 pm

  23. Thess: I did realise that – I was only jesting!

    #23 | Comment by Carl — September 2, 2002 @ 1:50 pm

  24. Ok Justin, even I am getting bored with this layout. It’s aboot time you use a good-looking and interesting girl for your site. Sinc3rl3y Ms. Lavigne (if your nasty)

    #24 | Comment by Avril — September 2, 2002 @ 1:53 pm

  25. Justin will post tomorrow 🙂 he told me soo. mhm he did. <4

    #25 | Comment by suzi — September 2, 2002 @ 8:34 pm

  26. I second that last statement – we have a life sign!

    #26 | Comment by eve — September 2, 2002 @ 9:58 pm

  27. Oops, sorry Carl. 🙂

    #27 | Comment by thess — September 2, 2002 @ 10:04 pm

  28. i’m bored.

    mahai

    #28 | Comment by beng — September 3, 2002 @ 4:47 am

  29. oh btw, here’s a cause we can all pledge to help!

    http://savekaryn.com/

    #29 | Comment by beng — September 3, 2002 @ 5:00 am

  30. beng-

    That chick pisses me off. She’s all like ‘help me, don’t insult me’ on her site.

    Why not? She’s 20,000 $ in debt and asking for complete strangers to give her money?

    I can insult her on for many things- being that far in debt (which I have come close myself). Whoring herself out to complete strangers for the cash rather than paying herself? Or being insulted when she gets an email saying A) show us your boobs! or B) pay it yourself.

    What does she expect?

    I’d rather start a fund to send Suzi $20,000 then that bitch.

    #30 | Comment by smash — September 3, 2002 @ 6:04 am

  31. http://www.dontsavekaryn.com is better.

    #31 | Comment by eve — September 3, 2002 @ 7:45 am

  32. alright!!! justin will post

    #32 | Comment by J.C. — September 3, 2002 @ 12:08 pm

  33. who’s karyn? im too lazy to look.

    #33 | Comment by suzi — September 3, 2002 @ 1:27 pm

  34. I’m going to start a web page called "I want Justin Back and this new girl running the page should eat shit, and not just any shit we’re talking corn nibblet pig shit-shit."

    #34 | Comment by Terence — September 3, 2002 @ 1:40 pm

  35. Riiiight.

    #35 | Comment by Banana — September 3, 2002 @ 2:27 pm

  36. Stupidity reigns on. For the people who believed that some "new girl" was running fubar – four words : CATCH A FUCKING CLUE.

    #36 | Comment by eve — September 3, 2002 @ 2:37 pm

  37. i like ur site, you have the same birthday as me too 😀 cept mines in 86…woooo!

    #37 | Comment by brandi — September 3, 2002 @ 4:09 pm

  38. Terence-

    No one is MAKING you come here, you dumb-fuck. Leave already. Don’t come back. We’ll all miss you terribly, but somehow I think we’ll get over it.

    I like Justin, and he is cool. Yet, I sure don’t mind listening to the things the fairer sex has to say, even when it is ramblings. Eve’s especially.
    I may make a ‘show us your boobs’ joke here and there, but Eve has a great style in her writing that I truly appreciate.

    #38 | Comment by smash — September 4, 2002 @ 5:50 am

  39. You pussy whipped dumbass. Badinagoodway? More like "Ohmigod! They want to see my boobs but I’m a hairy tease".com
    Change the site name to:
    Ditzyinabigway

    #39 | Comment by Terence — September 4, 2002 @ 3:01 pm

  40. Took two of them:
    Ultimate: 119
    Timed: 133
    Verbal: 126
    This proves to me two things:
    1) I am smarter than the average bear and most people I meet.
    2) and smart enough to realize that this (and most measuremens) of an IQ is inconsistent, therefore ironic and ultimately illogical.
    After all, how can you quantify something that is inherently qualitative and expect it to be genuine when it is inconsistent? – Plus the 60-500$ membership fee to get a certificate that you’re "a genius" doesn’t help the site’s sincerty either.
    In the end, Forrest Gump (70 IQ) could figure out how stupid these tests are.

    Oh and while we’re at it, why don’t we whip our cocks out and measure?
    For reference I got 16.5 inches.

    #40 | Comment by Terence — September 5, 2002 @ 11:11 am

  41. Actually, your scores are fairly consistent given that they measure different aspects of your intelligence. They, like MENSA, have a membership price and a series of tests, which are somewhat inconsistent, but still reasonably telling. Though, in regards to the penis argument: that is exactly the idea. Of course, we can’t clutter up our space with too many metrics of our worth and IQ happens to be one that girls can use also. Anyway, I haven’t measured my penis since I was 14, but at the time it was ever so slightly under 6 inches (measured from the top).

    #41 | Comment by big ass ham — September 5, 2002 @ 12:23 pm

  42. Terence,

    I think you show your immaturity when you insult these girls. Eve (my fave), Liz, Keli, Thess even *gasp* Szui bring their own flavor to the table. Appreciate it, read their opinions give your own. If Justin hated it they wouldnt be here and wouldnt be so well accepted dontcha think. Show respect, be laid back dont be a cruel bitch.

    #42 | Comment by Dylan — September 5, 2002 @ 12:49 pm

  43. Everyone needs to go here:
    http://www.highiqsociety.org/flash/nonmembers/iqtests.htm

    When you finish taking the 35 question ‘Ultimate IQ Test’, you can use the score like a rank in the army or a fancy car; everyone knows its meaningless, but lavishes much attention on it, anyway. It is really a pretty good system:
    1) Anyone who doesn’t list their score is obviously hiding something
    2) Anyone who refuses to take the test is obviously afraid
    3) If you lie, you’ll feel bad (or at least should).
    So, happy testing.
    For reference, I got a 165.

    #43 | Comment by big ass ham — September 5, 2002 @ 12:59 pm

  44. *Silence*

    I respect your reply. Well articulated, thought out, to the point. Your contentions are worthy of note, and reflect a high standard for extemporaneous argument. I tip my hat.

    #44 | Comment by Terence — September 5, 2002 @ 1:06 pm

  45. I really just want people to take IQ tests; I think it makes them less pretentious. A lot of people that post here have a seemingly inflated sense of self-importance. Perhaps, going through the trauma of an IQ test would keep everyone in check. I think it would be especially cool to get dubya to take the test. Then, Tom Brokaw could comment, "That was President Bush’s perspective on the economic recovery. By the way, President Bush got a 109 on the ‘Ultimate IQ Test’ whereas his dad got a 127. Now, over to weather." Actually, I don’t think dubya is particularly pretentious. He’s dumb and I think he knows it.

    #45 | Comment by big ass ham — September 5, 2002 @ 3:14 pm

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