Sing the praises of Smoothie King

Personally, Eve, I’m a big fan of the “get nekkid for validation and attention” theory.

It’s endlessly funny how riled up people who don’t know the girl get if anyone says ANYTHING about her. Good on her that she’s managed it. It’s also funny that the same people fall for it again and again.

70 thoughts on “Sing the praises of Smoothie King

  1. God bless you Thess, God bless you…

    #1 | Comment by me — September 3, 2002 @ 5:04 pm

  2. First comment, Booyah!

    #2 | Comment by shiznizzlin — September 3, 2002 @ 5:06 pm

  3. NM then, "me". I will break you

    #3 | Comment by shiznizzlin — September 3, 2002 @ 5:07 pm

  4. I someone getting nekkid?

    #4 | Comment by Mickey — September 3, 2002 @ 6:23 pm

  5. Ok, im tired of all this debating who has better boobs, i say Eve, Liz, and Suzi, and whoever the hell else wants to compete, post pictures of their breasts with a poll for whos is better

    #5 | Comment by Jon — September 3, 2002 @ 6:44 pm

  6. serisously sounds like a good idea to me….OR like is worked at OZZFEST for me this weekend…. "BOOBS FOR BEER"….yes i saw alot of boobs at the price and cost of my friend who bought the 30 pack of beer…..lots of boobies

    #6 | Comment by Eversnow — September 3, 2002 @ 7:04 pm

  7. One more idea….take pics of boobs only and not face or anything else ….that way we get to see boobs and you three will know who has the prettiest boobies of all…just take pics from collarbone to about mid thigh….i mean stomach…=)

    #7 | Comment by Eversnow — September 3, 2002 @ 7:06 pm

  8. They are insecure enough. Why make them post pictures of their breasts?

    #8 | Comment by Justine — September 3, 2002 @ 7:17 pm

  9. Thatta girl Thess, rile them up all over again 😉

    #9 | Comment by eve — September 3, 2002 @ 8:15 pm

  10. fine then put on tight shirts when taking the pictures

    #10 | Comment by Ikke — September 3, 2002 @ 9:44 pm

  11. do guys think of anything other than BOOBS?

    #11 | Comment by suzi — September 3, 2002 @ 10:05 pm

  12. With 14 year old camgirls from Alabama (just pulled that location out at random, naturally I’m not referring to anyone in particular) glorifying herself and begging for attention through posting pictures of her tits all up on the internet…I’d say it’s probably pretty hard for the poor guys to think of much else. If you use your tits to your advantage, don’t whine when people want to talk about them.

    #12 | Comment by thess — September 3, 2002 @ 10:22 pm

  13. PS – I’m fully convinced that Eve is the best. Ever.

    #13 | Comment by thess — September 3, 2002 @ 10:23 pm

  14. No hatred either. Anyways. Justin’s site isn’t the place to go over all this AGAIN. It’s been discussed plenty of times before.

    #14 | Comment by suzi — September 4, 2002 @ 1:03 am

  15. Bikini shots.

    #15 | Comment by thess — September 4, 2002 @ 1:06 am

  16. Oh, and Tim? I’m glad you enjoy suzi’s site, and I appreciate the feedback. Please let me know what I can do to make my site better for you.

    I aim to please.

    #16 | Comment by thess — September 4, 2002 @ 1:08 am

  17. Yes, I know about my bikini top pictures from awhile back. "Tim" knows too since he IMed me. A quick word of advice, never go to the beach, it’s crawling with young girls in bikinis.

    #17 | Comment by suzi — September 4, 2002 @ 1:19 am

  18. Ew, gross. Girls at the beach in bikinis? Why don’t they stay home and sit in front of the computer while they wear them, like normal people?

    #18 | Comment by thess — September 4, 2002 @ 1:42 am

  19. Does that mean you are dogging on Eve too? Doesn’t she have pictures on her site of her in her bikini? Just curious.

    #19 | Comment by Jamlink — September 4, 2002 @ 2:44 am

  20. Suzi-

    Yes I think about things other than boobs. I start thinking about a woman’s butt. Then unless I get bored, I think about her boobs. THEN unless I get bored I think about sex. THEN I think about food. Then I think about beer. Then I think about sex. Then I sleep. Then I think about a woman’s butt and the cycle restarts.

    #20 | Comment by smash — September 4, 2002 @ 5:54 am

  21. mmmmm suzi in bikini shots? Wait…she’s underage must resist…must resist.

    Btw- of all the girls here, Thess is the biggest bitch. And it’s mainly because of the childish way she acts toward Suzi. From my brief time here reading posts, it is completely uncalled for.

    There is only one conclusion for Thess’ attitude, I keep coming back to: Thess is jealous.

    Suzi, don’t ever waste a second thought on Thess again. I’m telling you she hates you so much because she is jealous of you for something.

    #21 | Comment by smash — September 4, 2002 @ 6:01 am

  22. well being an avid reader of thess’ site, I do actually somewhat wonder as to why she gives a damn about a 15 year old alabama girl, whether or not she’s a cam girlie who’s starved for attention.

    #22 | Comment by fnfx2 — September 4, 2002 @ 6:11 am

  23. I’m choking on laughter at the moment. This has become a great and glorious mini Thess/Suzi battle. Personally, I’m a fan of any girl (or guy) that writes something decent – once the wishlist and "Send me cash for boob pics" comes into play, I don’t go back. There’s a line of decency. True, I have bikini shots in my gallery, but that was what I wore that day. It was over 90 F out, and I never left my room, and I took cam pics almost daily, so it was no big deal. I see girls on the street with that kind of clothing at times too. If it bothers me, I don’t look, I ignore it. But this is long enough, I have real life issues I need to deal with, and other battles to fight and defend.

    #23 | Comment by eve — September 4, 2002 @ 7:21 am

  24. Cat fight!!

    Where is Justin to restore normality?!

    Personally I prefer Thess mind, Suzi’s looks and Eve’s body….. 😉

    #24 | Comment by Carl — September 4, 2002 @ 9:40 am

  25. I think we should continue this war, in hope that peace never breaks out……………

    #25 | Comment by Mick — September 4, 2002 @ 11:14 am

  26. Why is that Mick?

    #26 | Comment by suzi — September 4, 2002 @ 11:32 am

  27. Thess, Eve…classy girls, much love to the sexy classy girls who can defie the words they use.

    #27 | Comment by Dylan — September 4, 2002 @ 11:56 am

  28. define*

    #28 | Comment by Dylan — September 4, 2002 @ 11:58 am

  29. I dig Smash’s cycle, at least that man’s honest lol. Breasts to butts to sex to food to beer then sex again…..repeated. Thats realisitc of 75% of men im sure

    #29 | Comment by D — September 4, 2002 @ 12:05 pm

  30. I know! Seeing me in t-shirts and tank tops must be such a turn on for all these guys, oh and I’m not using them to my advantage?? If that was so you’d see wishlists and paypal links all over my site.. that and you might actually see boobs. Nobody has ever seen my boobs, but yeah, you’re point was made SO clear. I’m not 14 anymore either, Thess. I wish you’d just drop whatever you have against me from along time ago and not be a bitch for once. I don’t say anything like that to you. Wait, you weren’t referring to anyone in particular. Sorry.

    #30 | Comment by suzi — September 4, 2002 @ 12:22 pm

  31. Whoa I have only been following fubar for like a month or two but I am feeling a little tension between Suzi and Thess, personally I have been to both your sites and Suzi’s is cooler

    #31 | Comment by Tim — September 4, 2002 @ 12:40 pm

  32. Ha! THAT is not tension. I’m serious about that too. That is probably the nicest way / time she’s ever called me a tit-flaunting attention starved whore. Oh well.

    #32 | Comment by suzi — September 4, 2002 @ 12:44 pm

  33. Ah, sorry, I forgot to include "underaged" in that short description above.

    #33 | Comment by suzi — September 4, 2002 @ 12:46 pm

  34. Hmm okay then we will drop the tension bit. And go straight to you guys hate eachother. I cant say I know either of you but if my opinion counts for anything I dont think Suzi is so bad. All I have ever done is visited her site and read the blog and bio but if that means anything about a person then she is alright in my book. WTF is your problem Thess?

    #34 | Comment by Tim — September 4, 2002 @ 12:47 pm

  35. Jamlink: No, I’m not dogging Eve. Probably because of blatant double standards. I am a horrible, awful person who doesn’t deserve to live. (Just to satisfy your curiosity.) … Smash: I don’t hate anyone. It’s a waste of emotion. But obviously, you’ve got a keen insight into my personality, because I am wildly, disgustingly jealous of the attention that she gets from YOU. I always have been.

    #35 | Comment by thess — September 4, 2002 @ 12:56 pm

  36. DumbassThess wrote: I am a horrible, awful person who doesn’t deserve to live.

    Yeay! That is the first time I agree with Thess on anything! As far as I’m concerned you should be put on trial for the senseless slaughtered of millions of electrons you’ve condemned to a meaningless death with your senseless posts here and your website…

    I have yet to read anything remotely witty or interesting from you. Measured by that standard I can assure you that both EVE [nice boobs-coming-of-age-story btw — and I’m actually commenting on the writing rather than the subject], and suzi are in a class far higher than you will ever hope to be.

    Get laid bitch.

    #36 | Comment by pussymachine — September 4, 2002 @ 1:18 pm

  37. Uh….yeah…major issues here. I, being the guy that I am, know better then to get in the way of girls. Thess, Suzi, um…..hmm I know *insert something smart and witty here*

    #37 | Comment by J — September 4, 2002 @ 1:19 pm

  38. …Whether or not I entertain YOU, doesn’t really matter. The lot of you, and you rantings and ravings against me tossing random bullshit onto this site; that’s entertainment to ME. Which is really what this is all about. So yes, pussy machine. I am uninteresting, and certainly not witty. Yes, Eve is far classier than I am. And yes, I really, really need to get laid right now. But I still managed to do exactly what I’ve done to Justin’s readers over and over and over again. It’s just pushing a button, and its’ name is Suzi. I really don’t even have anything against the kid. She fulfills a few "stereotypes" about camgirls, that’s all. It’s not my fault you’re all predictable.

    #38 | Comment by thess — September 4, 2002 @ 1:37 pm

  39. Thess, hun there’s no reason for you to compare yourself to me or Suzi, or any female or human being. I have respect for you, you do what you do well, and you replace my bitchy side that I conceal most of the time. Keep pushing their buttons though, even though this issue doens’t really bother you – that’s pretty clear. Entertainment for the masses, so easy to accomplish, isn’t it? It takes little to make them squirm, yell, and rant all in one breath. And for the rest of you above and possible comments to come below. If my writing and opinion is so complimented and well-liked, then respect the fact that I like people I link. Thess is linked. It appears that when people make comments, they forget that they are actually speaking to real people like them, and that they deserve the same damn amount of respect that they deserve. Making rude comments without grounds is just immature. You made me use the word "immature" blech. Boys, get over it. Thess can pound you, Suzi will smash you, and I will lash out verbal insults. Three against all of you – it’s a fair battle. And where is Liz in all this drama? Hello?

    #39 | Comment by eve — September 4, 2002 @ 2:28 pm

  40. Didn’t we just have this same conversation/argument a couple of weeks ago? Thess v. someone? I got insulted because I dared say something nice about Thess? WTF?

    #40 | Comment by md — September 4, 2002 @ 2:50 pm

  41. "Making rude comments without grounds is just immature." SO true, Eve.

    #41 | Comment by suzi — September 4, 2002 @ 2:53 pm

  42. As of now I am going to E-mail and start a campaign to make this page lose hits. Big hits.
    All the people in the archives that are listed, the friends I’ve recommended this site to. GONE! They don’t have to come here?! Good! They won’t! Hell, I only come here to see if Justin is back (only to find ridicously head-up-the-ass posts about some nobody chick and her less than stellar breasts). Death to feminization!

    #42 | Comment by Terence — September 4, 2002 @ 3:06 pm

  43. What makes a site work is content. Not some blatant self-agrandizing, ego-queen rant about "Ohmigod! I’m a gigantic tease!" Ugh. Who cares about your bee-sting breasts? I feel queasy in the same way when I watch The Weakest Link and the women vote off the men just because they’re men.
    No wonder there isn’t a female president (and at this rate, never will be).

    #43 | Comment by Terence — September 4, 2002 @ 3:14 pm

  44. Oooh, Terence. What strong opinions you have!

    #44 | Comment by thess — September 4, 2002 @ 3:33 pm

  45. you’re only young once, but you can ALWAYS be immature

    #45 | Comment by fnfx2 — September 4, 2002 @ 3:40 pm

  46. Terence is a fuck. Simply said, simply put. Justin, please block his IP address. Please remove the enema tube out of your ass before you post any more comments here Terence.

    #46 | Comment by eve — September 4, 2002 @ 5:21 pm

  47. I didn’t realize that Eve had posted those bikini pix. I don’t know what it is, but there’s something really sexy about Eve. Sort of a Liz Phair thing going on. Anyway, Eve I just had to jerk off. Twice! Thanks!

    #47 | Comment by Wow — September 4, 2002 @ 6:23 pm

  48. Umm I am not sure what to say here. First off I would like to apologize to Thess. I didnt know the particulars and even though I still dont agree with the argument you are entitled to your opinion. One doesnt have to voice that opinion but entitled to you none the less. And second I would like to apologize to anyone else who is sick of reading this argument that I think I may have started. I did IM Suzi and I now know what went on but as I understand it was a couple years ago so I just dont understand why it is still being brought up. THe only reason I can come to is the entertainment of the masses and if this is the case the case then all I have to say is between the brillant minds of thess suzi and eve you should be able to find something new that will entertain them. Dont you think? Just the ramblings of one person I guess.

    #48 | Comment by Tim — September 4, 2002 @ 6:25 pm

  49. Hmmm. Now don’t we have some interesting things to say. For a couple of girls who are simply trying to push the buttons of the oh so predictable men who read this site, your buttons seem to be getting pushed. Yes md, we did just go though this with Thess and someone named pumpernickely or something along those lines (supposedly this was to infer "Pump Her Nicely"). The little tirade ended with Thess asking Justin to remove any links to her website from everything, including the archives. She then avoided the site for almost a month before returning and once again entertaining us with her outbursts of how she is superior in intellect to any of the males who read on this site. Nevermind the fact that there may be some highly intelligent individuals that come to the site for a little laughter and escape from daily routine.

    Predictability is the issue here. Of course I knew Thess would come back with some snide comment after my pointing out her biased accusations. Eve defending her reasonings were pointless, unless of course she felt guilty for having wrongly accused another girl of sins she had committed herself. If she said nothing, no harm no foul. But now her little tirade about Terence’s post is disappointing. Although his views may not agree with hers, he never cussed and has as much right to post his viewpoints as anyone else on this site. So why get so upset unless his viewpoints hit a nerve and perhaps was a little too close to the mark? Why feel the need to lower yourself with cursing and asking the host to remove him since his comments didn’t agree with you? Where was your intellectual breakdown and the button pushing you so enjoy?

    Perhaps someone else "predicted" your response and "pushed your buttons". But no, this is all speculation since such prestigious minds as yourselfs would never be caught in an ambiguous situation. Justin, I truly hope your would never block one of your viewers simply because another one, even a very close friend, did not agree with the viewers post. Especially a post not saying anything more then half of the other people who post on this site have said in the past.

    Your turn girls, wow us poor neanderthalic males with your superior responses to my post. Perhaps it is ignorance that gets us riled up.

    #49 | Comment by Jamlink — September 4, 2002 @ 6:56 pm

  50. There is a large difference between posting your opinion and being an asshole. This is over.

    #50 | Comment by eve — September 4, 2002 @ 7:36 pm

  51. This is the first time I have been to this site, and I must say that although I enjoy the Avril humor and silly quips extensively, this particular "argument" leaves much to be desired. What appears to be a "clique" of overly self-righteous young girls (‘Thess’ and ‘Eve’ for starters) is far from entertaining. I must agree with Jamlink who points out this same viewpoint quite well. Girls, try to practice what you preach when it comes to your snap-judgements of others’ immaturity, breasts and so forth. One word ladies- hypocrisy.

    #51 | Comment by Kayla — September 4, 2002 @ 8:04 pm

  52. Justin plz save us all!!!

    This is like some sorta soap opera with poeple that think they’re soooooo incredibly smart and even like to tell us all…

    #52 | Comment by bah — September 4, 2002 @ 8:08 pm

  53. just once again so we all know, just how smart are you guys?

    Thess and Eve, the smartest, most incredible woman in the world…

    #53 | Comment by bah — September 4, 2002 @ 8:15 pm

  54. I said over twenty posts up that this didn’t need to be discussed again, but NO… I do like that Jamlink person though…

    #54 | Comment by suzi — September 4, 2002 @ 8:35 pm

  55. Kayla-

    Well said!

    If my comments about Thess offend you or her, I do apologize. Although, I stand by the sentiment which I wrote. As Kayla said, Thess is being hypocritical and pulls some uncalled for statements (from my perspective) against Suzi.


    If I am a ‘predictable’ male of this website, so be it. Nice to know it’s another aspect of you looking hypocritical. You blanket stereotype the men of this site as ‘predictable’ men; while in your post you sarcastically imply that I’m wrong for making a snap judgment of you.

    Contrary to what you may think, especially based on what I earlier wrote. I don’t dislike you, I don’t have snap judgments of you. I merely think you are off-base in your judgments of others and broadcasting those judgments here.

    #55 | Comment by smash — September 4, 2002 @ 8:49 pm

  56. Keep feeding it. 🙂

    #56 | Comment by thess — September 4, 2002 @ 9:00 pm

  57. Oh the self righteous BS — the sanctimonious coolness. All opinions are valued except the ones that challenge tightly held conformist preconceptions of *smirk* non-conformity. Entertainment-OH yeah

    #57 | Comment by raceman — September 4, 2002 @ 9:02 pm

  58. Oh….my….god….do you people even remember what you are arguing about?

    #58 | Comment by J — September 4, 2002 @ 9:03 pm

  59. And Jamlink? I don’t see anywhere in these comments where I’ve gone on a tirade against Terence. Two sentences is not a tirade. I also don’t see where I cursed at him. Anywhere. (Again, two sentences.) Maybe before making points against me using things I’ve "said," you should make sure I said them.

    #59 | Comment by thess — September 4, 2002 @ 9:05 pm

  60. Hey Justin, Where did you get that Audition DVD?

    #60 | Comment by J — September 4, 2002 @ 9:09 pm

  61. i like how when the heroine in "audition" is pushing the needles in and saying what we understand through subtitles is "deeper, deeper, …", it sounds as though she’s saying, "kitty, kitty, kitty…" in that sweet voice.

    tits, schmits. glad you all got some. gentlemen, as gore vidal said, your "teats may have their own perky charm, but they are not connected to a dairy."

    go to business school and become football fans like all the robots before you. and read up on how to use your little wieners before you ever inflict them on any hapless take-home meat.

    #61 | Comment by esteban de jesus — September 4, 2002 @ 10:04 pm

  62. Take an English class and learn proper use of pronouns. Clearly I said, "Eve defending her reasonings were pointless, unless of course she felt guilty for having wrongly accused another girl of sins she had committed herself. If she said nothing, no harm no foul. But now her little tirade about Terence’s post…"

    #62 | Comment by Jamlink — September 4, 2002 @ 10:32 pm

  63. Got me there; I should have read more carefully. Sorry about that.

    *shrug* The only thing I can say in contention to your comment is that I wasn’t "avoiding" this site inasmuch as moving, signing up for school, getting a job, and spending time with my boyfriend before he left for Aus. Anyhow. I’m not superior to anyone. And I’m not unpredictable, myself. But the comments that respond to any post anyone makes degrading anything about Suzi…those are just as, if not MORE predictable than many of the things I say.

    #63 | Comment by thess — September 4, 2002 @ 10:44 pm

  64. "Making rude comments without grounds is just immature."

    Since when are readers of this page mature?

    #64 | Comment by eye — September 4, 2002 @ 10:58 pm

  65. justin really needs to comeback cause im tired of reading the same postes over and over again

    #65 | Comment by J.C. — September 4, 2002 @ 11:02 pm

  66. okay I pulled myself out of this now I am just sitting back and laughing

    #66 | Comment by Tim — September 4, 2002 @ 11:22 pm

  67. p.s. That jamlink guy is pretty cool

    #67 | Comment by Tim — September 4, 2002 @ 11:26 pm

  68. well this was a fun 10 minutes skim reading.

    #68 | Comment by dugas of eenodol — September 4, 2002 @ 11:35 pm

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    #69 | Comment by J — September 5, 2002 @ 12:15 pm

  70. I toootally agree with J ^^^^ o.O

    #70 | Comment by DM — September 5, 2002 @ 12:22 pm

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