49 thoughts on “KATE UPTON MILKING A COW

  1. First.

    Not enough Avril.

    #1 | Comment by coolstream — August 5, 2011 @ 1:19 pm

  2. avril’s touring in south america. i actually wanted to go see her show in singapore during the asian leg of her tour but her fucking website put up the show dates late and people already knew about them from some other place (which i didnt know) and all the good seats were taken and i was like fuck that and totally missed my chance at seeing her live. what a load of crap. oh well, time to wait till she drops another album and does another tour. goddamnit.

    #2 | Comment by Justin — August 5, 2011 @ 1:37 pm

  3. si.com (Sports Illustrated) has some good stuff of her, and the Sobe website features her in a “staring contest” with the viewer. Poolside, in a bikini.


    #3 | Comment by tool — August 5, 2011 @ 2:20 pm

  4. Jesu Kristi, she is all kinds of adorable — if “adorable” can be applied to a swimsuit model with massive tittage.

    #4 | Comment by Stiff Shots — August 5, 2011 @ 2:40 pm

  5. yes

    #5 | Comment by Mike — August 5, 2011 @ 3:01 pm

  6. I deem her worthy of consideration.

    #6 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — August 5, 2011 @ 3:15 pm

  7. Don’t they have ticket scalpers in Singapore? Get front row!

    #7 | Comment by bobos? — August 5, 2011 @ 8:17 pm

  8. 1. too old
    2. who?

    #8 | Comment by Bruins — August 5, 2011 @ 9:19 pm

  9. Justin is lying, he was in Brazil at the Avril concert he jumped on stage and everything!

    #9 | Comment by coolstream — August 5, 2011 @ 10:26 pm

  10. “I don’t normally have a thing for swimsuit models or models in general…”

    Wow that is an incredibly gay thing to admit too. Oh well, hot chick, nice boobs, so no reason to complain.

    #10 | Comment by evil monkey — August 6, 2011 @ 1:24 am

  11. Way to get the one update of the month outta the way early on!

    #11 | Comment by Dan Wanahan — August 6, 2011 @ 1:36 am

  12. too flabby

    #12 | Comment by Kingpin — August 6, 2011 @ 9:44 am

  13. When are you gonna turn this blog over to the people? We made you, Justin. You are who you are today because of us.

    #13 | Comment by Horatio — August 6, 2011 @ 10:58 am

  14. Lame, she didn’t actually milk the cow…

    #14 | Comment by Kreuk — August 6, 2011 @ 2:31 pm

  15. #10
    most models are like 90lbs with no TNA.
    pedo stuff is fine, but a 30yo woman with the body of an 11yo isn’t very sexy.

    #15 | Comment by 210 — August 6, 2011 @ 6:27 pm

  16. Man I’d like to give her a milking.

    #16 | Comment by Pirho — August 7, 2011 @ 10:54 am

  17. Ms. Watson has a nice surprise for us:


    #17 | Comment by rodkeys — August 7, 2011 @ 1:48 pm

  18. #14 – While I agree to a point, usually SI models like this chick (and Brooklyn Decker, etc.) have plenty of curves. So do the Victoria Secret chicks (Adriana Lima, Ambrosario, Kerr, Swaenepoel, and new favorite Erin Heatherton). There are some stick figure models that do nothing for me, but there are plenty of hot ones out there for me to say “I don’t normally have a thing for swimsuit models or models in general…” sounds really gay.

    #18 | Comment by evil monkey — August 7, 2011 @ 3:26 pm

  19. #17 WTF? Where the fuck was she running to that she needed to hike her dress up?

    #19 | Comment by Pirho — August 7, 2011 @ 3:50 pm

  20. moo….I need to be milked…

    #20 | Comment by imacow — August 8, 2011 @ 8:27 am

  21. oh, and emma wears grammy pants.

    #21 | Comment by imacow — August 8, 2011 @ 8:30 am

  22. Emma’s granny panties are enough for me… I’d eat them…

    #22 | Comment by Peter — August 8, 2011 @ 4:10 pm

  23. No Alexa Vega side boob in the comments?


    #23 | Comment by Oldy McFarts — August 8, 2011 @ 6:30 pm

  24. Alexa side boob

    #24 | Comment by Dirty — August 9, 2011 @ 4:38 am

  25. Where dem yung titties be at?

    #25 | Comment by Mervyn — August 9, 2011 @ 5:52 pm

  26. K. Upton is gorgeous, but she has no waist… is like a milk carton.

    #26 | Comment by Peter — August 9, 2011 @ 8:38 pm

  27. There are higher res pix of alexa vega but the blog thinks I’m posting spam.

    If anyone is interested, superiorpics forums has them.

    no promo.

    #27 | Comment by Oldy McFarts — August 9, 2011 @ 10:41 pm

  28. No Homo Brah….

    But this girl needs more penis. &===D

    #28 | Comment by No Homo — August 9, 2011 @ 11:57 pm

  29. More Alexa side boob

    #29 | Comment by Pirho — August 10, 2011 @ 5:05 am

  30. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NVcRCyFy08

    More videos of Kate Upton that will make you wanna nut all over her face

    #30 | Comment by Karass2Duprass — August 11, 2011 @ 12:06 am

  31. #28 – yes, mine. Inside her mouth.

    #31 | Comment by evil monkey — August 11, 2011 @ 2:13 am

  32. there is a tan line or something going on just below her cleavage, a shadow, or spray on tan or something at the base of her sternum that is playing games with my eyes.

    anyone else notice this? zoomed in it looks like she has a belly, but fit to screen says otherwise.

    /spy kids fap

    #32 | Comment by Hemlock Dredlock — August 11, 2011 @ 5:38 am

  33. How close to nipple is this?

    Is that an engagement ring on her?

    #33 | Comment by Oldy McFarts — August 11, 2011 @ 3:44 pm

  34. Alexa is married to Sean Covel who is 35 lol.

    #34 | Comment by Malakras — August 11, 2011 @ 4:05 pm

  35. @33 If it was any more closer I could lick it.

    #35 | Comment by Pirho — August 11, 2011 @ 9:07 pm

  36. Married! wow she moved fast. How rich is that guy?

    #36 | Comment by Oldy McFarts — August 11, 2011 @ 10:31 pm

  37. Kate Upton!!! I just LOVE her!!

    On a side note, I don’t even want to imagine how many times Justin has spanked it to that Lazytown show. But have you noticed that the chick who played that pink haired whore, Julianna Rose Mauriello, has not done shit in like 3 years?

    She’s turned into an ugly 20 year old.

    Have at her Justin!

    #37 | Comment by MacDaddy — August 12, 2011 @ 3:07 pm

  38. ^^^ Says the nobody,loser, waste of life with the lame name of macdaddy,
    Julianna will always be a cutie..and a somebody.

    Must suck to be absolutely nothing in this world like you are, huh?

    Oh god what an asshole you are!

    #38 | Comment by darren — August 13, 2011 @ 12:22 pm

  39. how about you darren ???
    what have you done in your life ???

    nobody,loser, waste of life with the lame name of darren …
    most suck to be absolutely nothing in this world like you….

    #39 | Comment by lol — August 13, 2011 @ 3:05 pm

    1) Changed your name huh Macdaddy? beacuse no one but the object of harrasment would bother to post a response. And why oh why did you have to quote me and insert my name in there? Now that …is really pathetic..C’mon no originality at all? You are a big fat yawn.

    2) I won a lottery 16 years ago (not as much as you would think) and invested my money and retired at 27 fuckin years of age and never have to wotk again!! wah fucking hoooo!! So I am able to sit around and do what ever I want whenever I want. Next month I am flying to the United States to just travel and maybe buy stuff…so Macpaddy..This is what I have done and am doing with my life. And jerking off with pictures of Dkota Fnngs Mom and her sexy toes…MMMMMmmmm!!!

    #40 | Comment by darren — August 13, 2011 @ 5:35 pm

  41. Vin Diesel is an asshole.

    #41 | Comment by Bubba — August 14, 2011 @ 11:17 am

  42. Hilary Duff got knocked up.

    Someone musta shot semen in her eye ’cause that’s the only way you can get a girl pregnant.

    #42 | Comment by Blumpkin — August 15, 2011 @ 2:55 am

  43. #40 – MacDaddy and lol did not comment from the same IP. not even close. and MacDaddy’s been posting from the same IP for over a year.

    try again.

    #43 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 15, 2011 @ 5:26 pm

  44. “Damn, I’ve seen that claim made many times, but never was it so fail that AB or Justin had to throw it in someone’s face.”

    #44 | Comment by Ryu — August 16, 2011 @ 12:35 am

  45. #38 and #40: Like anything you could possibly say to me on here would affect me!

    If you love that Lazytown girl so much, why don’t you take your lottery money and become her sugar daddy. Considering that she’s been out of work since 2009, you might even have a chance with her. Afterall, ugly people need love too.

    I in the meantime, will focus more on the likes of Kate Upton!

    AB: Thanks for showing this tool his place, and reminding me to beef up my Firewall security! 😉

    #45 | Comment by MacDaddy — August 16, 2011 @ 4:31 pm

  46. I just found this site whilst Googling recent mentions of Julianna for a newspaper article I’m writing (not about her specifically, but about the pressures on child stars in today’s world of 2.0 internet & heightened gutter press).

    I discovered googling Julianna is a scary thing to do.

    However, to answer the points raised above, she’s purposely stayed out of the limelight and has turned down several film & tv roles, due in no small part, one can deduce from her recent interviews for her college paper, to the weirdness she experienced online.

    She’s currently studying psychology major, with a minor in dance. She has NO twitter, facebook etc pages. She says that she is a lot happier exploring other avenues to the showbiz route she initially chose after seeing a Broadway show at an early age.

    Long story short, I’m currently directing a feature film, and our team were talking to Nancy Carson about Julianna making her comeback in our movie. Several people at Carson Adler (who used to represent Britney Spears, Matt Damon etc as child stars) were interested in her doing the film.

    Julianna and her mother both approved the script. We got down to the final stages of negotiation, agreed on dates, price, contract details etc.

    In the past, our team have worked on tiny budget UK films which virtually no-one will have seen. This is to be our first decent budget film with a theatrical, worldwide release. There would have been a LOT of exposure, press etc for Julianna to deal with.

    At the last minute she decided not to go ahead, as she’d decided “film is no longer her main priority”. For the record, I think she is a great actress and would have done a wonderful job. However, to be honest, considering the strange following she appears to have, and the reactions she tends to cause online, I now perfectly understand why she’s wanting to stay low profile.

    #46 | Comment by Samuel Victor — August 21, 2011 @ 10:58 pm

  47. (…I can’t believe I just commented on a thread named “Kate Upton Milking a Cow”… web-researching whilst staying up late can lead you down some very strange roads!)

    #47 | Comment by Samuel Victor — August 21, 2011 @ 11:00 pm

  48. right now, at this moment,

    Samuel is still going through the archives wondering what the fuck has happened to him,

    you gotta do the cooking by the book Sam.

    #48 | Comment by the block obama — August 22, 2011 @ 7:43 am

  49. I think #46 is first person I can ever recall leaving a comment on this site using the word “whilst”.

    “I just found this site whilst Fapping to recent mentions of Julianna.”

    #49 | Comment by evil monkey — August 22, 2011 @ 10:20 am

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