DubU2584: what the fuck man…im looking foward to hering your rambling then no update…nothing to keep any of us who have nothing better to do entertained…for shame…for shame

Avril Lavigne probably wouldn’t look good naked. I dunno. I imagine her to have Natalie Portman nipples for some reason. Some guy once IMed me saying that he thought she would have puffy nipples. Puffy nipples? Well, at least Avril has a decent enough looking face (with makeup on) so it wouldn’t be like a total loss to see her naked. But either way, i’d still hump Avril. Like a bunny.

It’s Sunday today and Swimfan is already out. I wonder what Erika Christensen’s nipples look like. I want to hump Erika Christensen.

Bence is probably going to go see Swimfan tomorrow. Maybe i’ll just wait and see what he thinks of the movie first before i go see it for myself. It’s been a while since i last went to the movies. The last movie i saw was Reign Of Fire and i remember wanting to eat my girlfriend for agreeing on watching it. And the last movie i saw before that was Spider-man. I want to hump Kirsten Dunst. I imagine her to have medium sized nipples.

They were showing Starship Troopers on FOX a coupla night ago. It’s amusing to see the amount of cuts they had to make for the whole thing to be suitable for network television. They pretty much took out the all nudity and gore and the swearing and reduced the movie to fucking full screen pan and scan. Paul Verhoeven would probably be furious.

Has anyone ever noticed that the brain bug looks like a giant vagina? Paul Verhoeven is a dirty man.

I want to hump Denise Richards.

Who do you want to hump?


36 thoughts on “Rambling

  1. Thanks for the Boobs article, Justin. Funny *and* informative. Now I know what they told the girls when they separated us kids in school for the "you’re growing up" talk.

    Oh, and I’d want to hump Rachel Weiz. What a cutie.

    #1 | Comment by Greg — September 8, 2002 @ 11:47 pm

  2. i wanna hump stacy
    humping avril would be really nice!

    dont ya think shirley manson has perfect nipples??? you should definitly make a shirley layout someday

    #2 | Comment by vhw — September 8, 2002 @ 11:48 pm

  3. fuck just look at the whole thing


    #3 | Comment by Johnny Depppp — September 9, 2002 @ 1:02 am

  4. i’d hump brandon boyd. :DD

    #4 | Comment by suzi — September 9, 2002 @ 1:03 am

  5. rotten.com is so 1999

    #5 | Comment by matt — September 9, 2002 @ 1:09 am

  6. yeah i just want to share to those poor bastards who dont know

    #6 | Comment by Johnny Depppp — September 9, 2002 @ 1:11 am

  7. i vanna hump liz hurley… watta milf

    #7 | Comment by beng — September 9, 2002 @ 2:20 am

  8. I would like very much so to hump Jake Gyllenhaal <3

    #8 | Comment by Keli — September 9, 2002 @ 3:04 am

  9. tara reid, zhang ziyi, denise richards, kelly hu, kirsten dunst, jennifer lopez, jennifer aniston, britney spears (hard!), anna kournikova, katherine heigl, jennifer love hewitt, jessica simpson, and this chick in my school. fucking hot. fuck her hard.

    #9 | Comment by horn dog — September 9, 2002 @ 3:15 am

  10. Maybe I’m too old to get it? When I was watching trailers for the last movie I went to (Road to Perdition I think) the trailer for SwimFan came on and the whole audience started laughing at the stupid idea of a movie.

    What is the rush of people seeing this flick?

    Btw- that chick IS nasty in it and she doesn’t get nude according to MrSkin on Howard Stern.

    #10 | Comment by smash — September 9, 2002 @ 6:14 am

  11. We need more bang bus passwords

    #11 | Comment by leech — September 9, 2002 @ 6:14 am

  12. katie holmes, definitely the chick I wish to hump most.

    #12 | Comment by fnfx2 — September 9, 2002 @ 6:36 am

  13. smash –

    well it is a PG 13 movie after all. but i dunno. there’s just something i find very appealing about erika christensen in that movie. maybe it’s because she’s all full figured and stuff (yet not retardedly fat) and not all perfect or just all skin and bones like some girls. too skinny is bad. ick. and perfection can get boring. but yeah, there’s also just something about erika christensen playing a hot scary psycho bitch in that movie that makes me want her dead as doornail, but at the same time, also makes me want to nail her against a door.

    #13 | Comment by Justin — September 9, 2002 @ 7:40 am

  14. I would do Erika!

    #14 | Comment by matt — September 9, 2002 @ 7:46 am

  15. I’d do the other girl in swim fan, Shiri Appleby, she was also on the show Roswell…and of course Kristin Kreuk

    #15 | Comment by jeremy — September 9, 2002 @ 8:54 am

  16. If somebody could identify the young lady in Van Wilder that’s sitting on Van’s lap when Tara Reid comes into his room(after the whole "truck ran over my heart" ballad).
    I’d gladly hump her.

    #16 | Comment by matt — September 9, 2002 @ 10:24 am

  17. Mother Theresa. Now there’s a chick I’d like to make to the monster with two backs with. Too bad she has passed away *Snif*.

    #17 | Comment by Terence — September 9, 2002 @ 10:55 am

  18. Is nothing sacred to me? Hee hee

    #18 | Comment by Terence — September 9, 2002 @ 10:56 am

  19. Well usually Mr. Psykotik does the updates around here but this site deserves a look:


    Click on the arrows to browse and become enlightened heh

    there’s some messeup shit in here hahahaha
    you likey eh

    #19 | Comment by Johnny Depppp — September 9, 2002 @ 12:36 pm

  20. I want to hump Shane West and Jesse Bradford YUUMMMM.

    Swimfan wasn’t that good. Not worth going to the theatre to see it, at least.

    #20 | Comment by Liz — September 9, 2002 @ 12:39 pm

  21. And about the lack of TITS well here’s tits for everyone!!!!


    #21 | Comment by Johnny Depppp — September 9, 2002 @ 12:41 pm

  22. i would hump the olsen twins
    legal or not

    #22 | Comment by brandon — September 9, 2002 @ 12:50 pm

  23. My list of people I wanna fuck is too long. I will say that Avril is on it, Britney, anna kournikova, bunch of chicks in my school ect ect ect.

    #23 | Comment by ikke — September 9, 2002 @ 5:12 pm

  24. My list of chicks I wouldn’t mind having my DNA is extensive. It’s headlined by Jennifer Love Hewitt, Kirsten Dunst, Eliza Dushku and Alyssa Milano. I have though added young Avril Lavigne after finding this site. And remember guys "women…if they’re not lying through their teeth, they’re lying on their backs."

    #24 | Comment by Jason Stewart — September 9, 2002 @ 5:54 pm

  25. There’s a bunch people i know who can’t wait ’til the Olsen twins turn 18 so they can see them in playboy…sick bastards….but hey sex sells heh

    #25 | Comment by Johnny Depppp — September 9, 2002 @ 6:06 pm

  26. The Olsen Twins, J.L. Hewitt and Britney Spears are all on my list of potential Playboy models of the future. They all have a big bag of nothing when it comes to their careers, so when that fifteen minutes is up and the bills are stacking up…..good ‘ol Hugh Hefner will come a callin and same them from chapter 11 hell. God bless nudity, God bless Playboy and God bless open-minded broads who expose their no-no spots for money.

    #26 | Comment by Jason Stewart — September 9, 2002 @ 6:45 pm

  27. Speaking of Birtney Spears, I forgot to mention, if anyone is a Howard stren listener, the newest rumor is Britney has been buddying around with Jenna Jameson. Howard has said he called Jenna to confirm or deny this rumor to which she said no comment. Now why would a porno broad say no comment? What does she have to hide? Hmmmm, I say Britney and Jenna have been engaging in ‘Flagrante Dilecto’. We shall see good citizens.

    #27 | Comment by Jason Stewart — September 9, 2002 @ 6:48 pm

  28. jason yeah i heard that on howard too. i believe it 😀 it was funny as hell when that woman called in.

    "howard: go get raped"

    "caller: jew lover"

    funny as hell 😀

    #28 | Comment by mike — September 9, 2002 @ 8:29 pm

  29. i’d hump Stazy, but none of you know her….

    #29 | Comment by Turtle Boy — September 9, 2002 @ 9:18 pm

  30. yea Britney needs to get naked…I have a feeling that she will soon…after all…her singing carear is bassically over…so lets see the boobs…

    #30 | Comment by Willy K — September 9, 2002 @ 9:36 pm

  31. I’d hump Valerie Allain, the chick in French in action. Mmmmmm.

    #31 | Comment by Bubba — September 9, 2002 @ 10:02 pm

  32. AIM warnings, tsk tsk Suzi

    #32 | Comment by Dylan — September 9, 2002 @ 11:37 pm

  33. i have to agree with leech from a few posts up, we need more bangnus and milfhunter passwords. work gets boring when theres no porn to look at.

    #33 | Comment by Jason Stewart — September 11, 2002 @ 2:39 pm

  34. another site that would be cool to check out would be bumfights or whatever.com
    i think bums and vagrants are pieces of shit and would enjoy very much to see them pummel each other senselessly. please find some passwrds to this site.

    #34 | Comment by Jason Stewart — September 11, 2002 @ 5:16 pm

  35. Hey moron…take a look at these pics of Avril and tell me if you’d still hump her…lol…

    #35 | Comment by Chris — September 19, 2002 @ 5:23 pm

  36. dumbstuff.net/archives/avril.jpg

    #36 | Comment by ? — September 19, 2002 @ 5:26 pm

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