I’m Avril Lavigne!

9/9/02 10:42 PM
punkgirlie555: i heard someone tell me you were avril lavigne, since you’re not, do you live in stoughton?
psykotik2k: i live in napanee actually
punkgirlie555: who are you?
psykotik2k: avril lavigne
punkgirlie555: …right
punkgirlie555: and tell me dear how you have time to get on the internet?
psykotik2k: i’m just taking some time off after the vma’s
punkgirlie555: oic
punkgirlie555: thats cool
psykotik2k: just hanging out with mark and evan right now
punkgirlie555: who?
psykotik2k: my bass and guitar player
punkgirlie555: oh…i knew that, lol
psykotik2k: my boys <3
punkgirlie555: i’m just starting to get into your stuff, so i dont know much yet, lol
punkgirlie555: i’m in a band too…i dont tink we’re goin anywhere though
psykotik2k: all you really need is just one big break. then anything’s possible.
punkgirlie555: i think we’ve got a potential manager too, so things may be looking up. i just found out like five minutes ago that my drummer’s mom died a few years ago…i cant believe i never knew
psykotik2k: that’s sad. well, hopefully things will work out eh?
punkgirlie555: i’m hoping anyway, lol
punkgirlie555: my guitar doesnt like me…ever…so if i’m having a good day with it, i just play and hope something good happens
psykotik2k: how old are you?
punkgirlie555: 14.5
punkgirlie555: i look like i’m 18 its scary
punkgirlie555: but it has its perks
punkgirlie555: lol
punkgirlie555: you’re 17 right?
punkgirlie555: yea, i just read something on you in a magazine…i think
psykotik2k: yep. 17 years old
punkgirlie555: thats cool
punkgirlie555: my friends say that “skater boi” is my song, lol, i’m flattered actually
punkgirlie555: i dont skate, my parents would never let me, but i hang with those who do, and i dress like one
punkgirlie555: i love skater guys, i guess that’d be why

Oh boy. I actually felt bad after a while. Poor girl. She really thought i was Avril Lavigne. I could’ve probably had so much fun just being really bitchy to her but i just couldn’t bring myself to do it. The convo actually went on for much longer. I found out that she was from Wisconsin and then she started talking about cheese, cows, horses and how she worked in a stable.

punkgirlie555: yea, i work at a stable, more or less live there actually, lol. i give trail rides, pony rides at churches, all sorts of stuff
punkgirlie555: yea, its painful too, lol
punkgirlie555: you gotta loved gettin whipped in the face with a horses tail…yay
punkgirlie555: i think they do it on purpose

I could’ve probably just gone on with that charade forever without her having a single clue. I even had my little Avril Lavigne ‘cheat sheet’ up (basic bio and personal info on Avril just incase someone tries to stump me. Har har) but i felt so bad for the poor girl! I mean, she was only 14! I can’t be mean to a 14 year old! Although she did say she looked 18… i wonder if she’s hot… she’s probably got big boobies for her age or something but anyway, NO! Can’t be mean! So after a while i just went “aaahh sorry but i have to go”. Good thing she had to go too because i didn’t want her to feel like i was getting rid of her (even though i was. haha). Poor girl. I’m too nice. I am such a pussy.

It would’d been SOOOO EASY for me to had been mean and horribly stuck up to her but i didn’t want Avril to lose a fan! Avril, you owe me one. I demand you send me one of your bras and undies!

Wash them first before you send them please. 😀

How it all started (a.k.a how i became Avril Lavigne):

  • Hello – 12:58am June 15, 2002
  • Look at what i bought today! – 5:43pm June 15, 2002
  • Avril vids! – 4:15pm June 17, 2002
  • Tee hee – 3:25am June 19, 2002
  • Avril filler! – 7:28pm June 25, 2002
  • Hello! – 9:10am June 30, 2002
  • Canada! – 2:35pm July 1, 2002
  • Su madre es una lechuga – 12:10am July 2, 2002
  • Chat with Avril – 7:26am July 2, 2002
  • Ich lebe dieses Lied, welches Lied lebst du? – 12:45am July 3, 2002
  • Avril and her fans – 3:01am July 3, 2002
  • A village is missing an idiot – 8:05pm July 6, 2002
  • Mistaken identity – 11:18am July 8, 2002
  • Kelly Ripa has an annoying laugh – 2:22am July 24, 2002
  • Avril/Layout – 11:34pm July 28, 2002
  • Voicemails! – 4:53pm August 7, 2002
  • Mailbag (and Avril’s yearbook pictures!) – 7:30am August 8, 2002
  • Guess who? – 6:01pm August 16, 2002
  • Fan mail! – 6:36pm August 19, 2002
  • STUPID STUPID STUPID – 10:05pm August 26, 2002
  • 29 thoughts on “I’m Avril Lavigne!

    1. Thats disgusting… yet extremely entertaining…

      Makes me wanna change my blog layout to something, oh, Regis Philbin-esque…

      #1 | Comment by Ian — September 10, 2002 @ 5:14 am

    2. i’d do avril in the butt

      #2 | Comment by Can — September 10, 2002 @ 5:36 am

    3. 10/9/02 5:02 AM
      psykotik2k: i am avril lavigne
      sugartune2002: make love to me

      #3 | Comment by Justin — September 10, 2002 @ 5:47 am

    4. Sad J She posted 3 to 4 times for every one post you threw up. She was desperate to talk to Avril. Well at least she can tell her friends Avril wished her band luck so when she blows completely and the kids tie her up and toss her in a dumpster she can hold onto your advice.

      #4 | Comment by 7upsetting — September 10, 2002 @ 5:52 am

    5. I have to say you give Avril fans hope at least. I wonder how many TigerBeat kiddies have this site bookmarked as Avril’s homepage, I wonder if you have created buzz that Avril is into porn hmmm
      Better yet I wonder how many moron avril fans are contemplating why people send her emails using "mullet man" or refer to "her" love of the Olson Twins. Gotta love Avril.

      #5 | Comment by King D XXII — September 10, 2002 @ 6:00 am

    6. the highlight of her life will be a lie 🙁

      sad yet entertaining 🙂

      #6 | Comment by mike — September 10, 2002 @ 6:02 am

    7. I think Justin’s really into this. *scoff**whisper* …your not going to be one of those cross dressing asian transexuals I see in all those news documentaries about Singapore, because that wouldn’t,…be a good thing. (wearing a long blond wig and too much eyeliner) "Hi! I’m Jus….Avril Lavigne! Why does everything have to get so, like, complicated?!"

      #7 | Comment by Terence — September 10, 2002 @ 9:44 am

    8. I’m just waiting for this to end up like some bad 80’s movie; where Justin finds love in one of the girls over the web, but has to keep up this charade of being Avril. Then when he reveals himself and all hope is lost, Avril pops up in a cameo and saves the day . Kind of a twisted version of Cyrano de Bergerac.

      #8 | Comment by Luny — September 10, 2002 @ 10:05 am

    9. grrrr

      #9 | Comment by Z — September 10, 2002 @ 10:49 am

    10. LIARRRRRR! When I was 14 you were mean to me!

      #10 | Comment by suzi — September 10, 2002 @ 11:14 am

    11. justin yet again you have seemed to amaze me. You KICKASS!!!

      #11 | Comment by J.C. — September 10, 2002 @ 11:56 am

    12. "if there were an avril lavigne signature guitar, it would have no strings and just be there for decoration." – shad

      #12 | Comment by saint — September 10, 2002 @ 11:58 am

    13. *Shakes head while Tsk tsk tsk-ing*

      In the other IM’s the people were generally stupid by persisting and not believing you when you told the truth. Here, though, you flat out lied to the is girl. Now she’s somewhere combing the ass of some pony she just named Avril fantasizing about an encounter that never really happened. Never pictured you as a mean person Justin.

      *Jesus cries for you while Hitler laughs with a pointed finger*

      #13 | Comment by you conscience — September 10, 2002 @ 1:54 pm

    14. You should have offered her some doctored Avril nudie pics.

      #14 | Comment by Gaybo the Clown — September 10, 2002 @ 2:54 pm

    15. With a horse

      #15 | Comment by T — September 10, 2002 @ 4:39 pm

    16. In a stable. Its always fun to lie to people like that. I’ve done it. it gives great satisfaction

      #16 | Comment by Ikke — September 10, 2002 @ 5:35 pm

    17. Justin’s plan worked, he almost gets as many comments as Eve now. All he had to do is build it up, genius!!!

      #17 | Comment by Bubba — September 10, 2002 @ 9:33 pm

    18. Justin has proven he can rake in over 100 comments but usually the file corrupts somewhere up there. His dream of owning Avril panties should be rewarded when he breaks 200.

      #18 | Comment by Dylan — September 10, 2002 @ 10:10 pm

    19. That’s great stuff Justin…keep it up

      #19 | Comment by Johnny Depppp — September 10, 2002 @ 10:17 pm

    20. Avril Desktop

      #20 | Comment by bill — September 11, 2002 @ 1:06 am

    21. Justin – I vote for only torturing the insistent learning resistant, leave the lambs be — But it’s your site, and I been appreciatin much, so you rock as you see fit.

      #21 | Comment by raceman — September 11, 2002 @ 1:29 am

    22. hey thanks for the desktop

      #22 | Comment by Johnny Depppp — September 11, 2002 @ 10:40 am

    23. Quote: "Hopefully things will work out eh?"

      Wow! You sound just like Arvil! lol

      #23 | Comment by cujo — September 11, 2002 @ 6:23 pm

    24. Justin, you’re odd. But creative.

      #24 | Comment by Nick Bryant — September 11, 2002 @ 6:25 pm

    25. Why would you want Avril to wash her panties before she sends them to you, everyone knows that you want to snort ’em while piddling with your pud.

      #25 | Comment by Shit 4 Brains — September 13, 2002 @ 8:29 pm

    26. ok…this is my first time at this site…lol… it’s a good site….very entertaining…. i’m actually reading it……lol…..i know u probrably won’t even read this….but hey…it’s fun to write…i added ur sn to my bl incase u decide to "unblock" people…. ok well gonna stop writing crap now…..c ya..

      #26 | Comment by ella — September 13, 2002 @ 10:44 pm

    27. Avril rocks!she rules and i like her and her music and most especially her clothes,lol!Anyways,your site is cool.Avril,you rock!!!!!

      #27 | Comment by sk8ter_girl89 — September 23, 2002 @ 7:09 am

    28. one day you’ll be energetic (or jus hrony) or sumthing and you’ll convince some Avril fan to email you nude pix and make them think Avril’s some weird lesbian sk8ter chick..lol..Yeah!

      #28 | Comment by haha — May 4, 2003 @ 2:53 pm

    29. only steers & queers come from texas

      #29 | Comment by The Kronah — January 3, 2004 @ 3:41 am

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