Brrr. Cold. It’s been getting ridiculously chilly up here in these parts over the past coupla nights. So much so that i actually had to sleep with my jeans and socks on last night. My blanket is retardly thin and it has holes in it. It’s actually more like a fish net than a blanket really. I need to go buy a thicker blanket for winter. Blanket, comforter, duvet, whatever. Just something thicker.

I guess it probably would’ve been a good idea to have just closed the window but it was like 4am in the morning, i was too lazy and the blinds were in the way. Tonight, i have just decided to stay up till sunrise and sleep once the sun is up. So that it won’t be as cold (i am still too lazy to just shut the window).


In this next paragraph, i am going to talk about boobs so you might want to skip over the whole thing if you’re a girl who couldn’t care less about me talking about boobs.

Hmm. Lemme see. There’s this girl in my Interpersonal Communications II class that i keep staring at. Her name is Stephanie. She looks like a cross between Thora Birch’s forehead and a 21 year old version of Zoja. I keep sneaking peeks at her boobs. I don’t know why. They’re not exactly huge or anything. And nothing extraordinary. But i just can’t keep my eyes off of them. She is also quite pretty so i think that is why i tend to keep staring at her. Today she was wearing a thin long sleeve white shirt and through it, i could see her left bra strap falling off her shoulder. My highlight of the day was when she reached into her shirt to readjust her falling bra strap. Bliss! Actually no, my highlight of the day was when she reached down into her bag that was on the floor and her boob was mushing down against the table top part of the chair she was sitting on. Goodness. I love how boobs can get mushed up like that. I have class with her again this Wednesday and Friday. Maybe i will bring my webcam into class and try to take pictures of her. Haha. I am a stalker now. Guys, what do you like most about boobs? Comment!

Okay. For the girls who have just skipped the above paragraph to get to this paragraph, you might want to skip this next one too because i will be talking about DVDs. And i don’t think you girls would really give a damn about me talking about DVDs either.

It’s DVD Tuesday today. I probably might go out later in the day to get Monsters Inc. And probably the Sleepaway Camp Survival Kit box set. I have never seen those movies and i have never heard of the Sleepaway Camp movies until two days ago. I have read some reviews and they seem to be alright. I hope they are at least of Evil Dead/Re-animator caliber. I will be disappointed if they turn out to be stupid horror movies like… KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE!!! (which i have not yet seen but i know is complete ass). Next week, i will be getting Amadeus: The Director’s Cut. Amadeus is such a tremendous movie with lots of tremendous cleavage shots of Elizabeth Berridge’s tremendous breasts. Actually they’re not really that tremendous but the way her costume pushes up her boobs makes it seem like she has tremendous breasts and tremendous cleavage. Tremendous i say.

Alright, if you are a girl who has just skipped over to this paragraph, i am sorry to say that you really only have one tiny little paragraph of non DVD, non boob related ‘news’ coming up for you. And after that one tiny little paragraph of non DVD, non boob related ‘news’, you will come across a picture of a pair of boobs. I will try harder to not talk about boobs and DVD’s in my next post i promise.

Anyway, in other news, after two years of fighting, hell has frozen over and Thess and Suzi have finally settled their differences and made up. Rejoice!

Now i present to you a pair of anonymous boobs.


Okay now this is the part where you comment.

46 thoughts on “Boobs!

  1. I like boobs

    #1 | Comment by Bobart Almeda Jones — September 17, 2002 @ 7:00 am

  2. How do you find time to do classwork?

    #2 | Comment by Nippon_Power — September 17, 2002 @ 7:54 am

  3. u havent changed a bit justin, hehe.. hope ure doin well (:

    #3 | Comment by deeds — September 17, 2002 @ 10:05 am

  4. ahhh the good things in life…boobs and dvd’s

    #4 | Comment by Jeremy — September 17, 2002 @ 10:17 am

  5. the thing i like most about boobs is that…well, they’re boobs! isn’t that enough reason?

    #5 | Comment by aliasgoeshere — September 17, 2002 @ 11:23 am

  6. Hey J. You ever tried titfucking? It’s SO much fun. A little lube and a pair of boobies, and you’re set to go! Suzi for instance would be an awesome titfuck!

    #6 | Comment by StirThePot — September 17, 2002 @ 12:00 pm

  7. Keli’s boobies!! <333 them.

    #7 | Comment by suzi — September 17, 2002 @ 12:09 pm

  8. I’m a titties man =D

    #8 | Comment by Whoa Bundy — September 17, 2002 @ 1:01 pm

  9. thora birch’s forehead???


    #9 | Comment by matt — September 17, 2002 @ 1:55 pm

  10. I hope Zoe kicks your ass for checking out other girls boobs!

    #10 | Comment by suzi — September 17, 2002 @ 3:39 pm

  11. I’ve been battling the same dilemma.. except there’s 3 of these hotties in my chemistry class. I’m so failing it, and bombed my test today. But their duds are so yummy delicious. Thora Birch is rather yum-tastic herself.
    <3 Thora Birch, laziness, Sleepaway Camp movies

    by the way, suzi does it scare you the way that people still make sexual references to you? i think some people are just asking to go to jail.

    #11 | Comment by Chris — September 17, 2002 @ 4:07 pm

  12. boobs just plain out rule. in my class there are a bunch of nice ones. i like the way they press up against me when girls hug me. I could write everything i like about em, but it would be too long.

    #12 | Comment by Ikke — September 17, 2002 @ 4:47 pm

  13. small boobs for the summer, big ones for the winter.

    #13 | Comment by boobsman — September 17, 2002 @ 6:29 pm

  14. Justin-

    I recognize those boobs. They look yummy! 🙂

    I am more of an ass-man though. And legs…and eyes…and boobs…

    I just like women. The whole package…light, dark, medium, it’s all good…

    #14 | Comment by smash — September 17, 2002 @ 6:48 pm

  15. DAMNIT JUSTIN!!!! I knew I should have never posted that pic lol. It wasn’t supposed to be of my boobs, BEADS! it was of the beads! and YaY Suzi <3's my boobers lol.

    #15 | Comment by Keli — September 17, 2002 @ 7:24 pm

  16. ugh…

    #16 | Comment by Z — September 17, 2002 @ 8:09 pm

  17. hahahaha

    #17 | Comment by erf — September 17, 2002 @ 9:04 pm

  18. Boobs are warm… and soft… and cuddly… and have the most wonderful consistency… And then they have wonderful nipples attached to them that you can tease and twirl around and gnaw on if yer feeling saucy.

    I like the boobies and the boobies like me!

    #18 | Comment by syndromes — September 17, 2002 @ 11:43 pm

  19. Christ, man, I was wondering for a second why you were at one point talking about boobs and then about Amadeus, but you have redeemed yourself by linking the two. Truly, you are a man among men.

    #19 | Comment by Umgawa — September 18, 2002 @ 2:58 am

  20. i am a butt man…

    i love perving at butts… b00bs come second man

    i am… BUTTHEAD

    #20 | Comment by BUTTHEAD — September 18, 2002 @ 3:19 am

  21. Heh great post man, pretty good sense of humor..

    Boobs are great indeed. I don’t know there’s something about them that is always atractive

    Man boobs blow though 🙁

    #21 | Comment by biz — September 18, 2002 @ 6:04 am

  22. Nice boobs Keli!!!

    #22 | Comment by Bubbu — September 18, 2002 @ 6:59 am

  23. <3 love your boobs Keli

    #23 | Comment by nissol — September 18, 2002 @ 10:26 am

  24. boobs are the raddest things in the world.
    but I have no idea why.

    #24 | Comment by matt — September 18, 2002 @ 12:42 pm

  25. Keli is the first one to at least post her boobs, maybe not voluntairly, but they look great! whos next?

    #25 | Comment by Ikke — September 18, 2002 @ 4:54 pm

  26. So far, Keli wins the Post Your Boobs Contest by default.

    #26 | Comment by notme — September 19, 2002 @ 1:00 am

  27. Sleepaway Camp 1 is pretty good. 2 and 3 collectively eat donkey anus. But the first one is good. Not only does it have a surprise ending, but it also stars one of my Literature professors. That’s right. Willy Kuskin as Mozart is now Dr. William Kuskin, professor at University of Southern Mississippi teaching Honors World Though and Culture to all of those doomed to General Honors.

    #27 | Comment by PseudoNordic — September 19, 2002 @ 3:40 am

  28. Can you pls post up picture(s) of mushed up boobiez?…cuz see,down here in Singapore…all the gerlz have small lil itty bitty titties(which neva mushes uptz)…and you cant really tit fuk r get kinky wif emz(like hammer them to wooden boards and ishz) CUZ dey’re so frickin SMALL…blehz…i hate staying here…and i hate my name too…newayz..check out my gal’s website..she’s not exactly a gal but hell…its hard to find pple who licks ur kok for free everyday… 🙂

    #28 | Comment by Dick Kok Cheong The Deprived Lion — September 19, 2002 @ 7:50 am

  29. okay that last comment…. yeah..

    #29 | Comment by suzi — September 19, 2002 @ 10:05 am

  30. Nice beer mammmies Keli – I like suckin boobs cause they usually taste like beer after I get home from the bar.

    #30 | Comment by just like youse — September 19, 2002 @ 12:52 pm

  31. jesus what the hell was wrong with that last guy? Stupid perverts.

    #31 | Comment by erf — September 19, 2002 @ 8:16 pm

  32. UPDATE YOU FILTHY BASTARD! This post has been up since Tuesday…

    #32 | Comment by Nippon_Power — September 19, 2002 @ 8:40 pm

  33. hey justin, avril is cool and all, but as long as your gonna be a pedophile how bout some mary kate and ashley hehe, oh yeah boobs rock

    #33 | Comment by to stupid to think of one — September 19, 2002 @ 10:06 pm

  34. Its his prob whetha he wanz to update his site r not…u farkin dunderhead…fark you,filthy jew..dont let me force ur farkin dick to the gas chamba..u wouldnt like it in dere……

    #34 | Comment by dan the demented — September 20, 2002 @ 3:02 am

  35. I WANT I WANT!!!

    I can’t have… I WANT!

    Avril, I WANT TOO!!!

    God Damnit…..


    Oh fuck it I WANT!!!

    #35 | Comment by DevNul — September 20, 2002 @ 3:36 am

  36. I reckon Dan the demented should be added to your banned IP addresses for comments like that Justin.

    I wont continue being a visitor if I have to read such racist crap.

    #36 | Comment by Carl — September 20, 2002 @ 6:13 am


    #37 | Comment by dan the demented — September 20, 2002 @ 9:25 am

  38. [correctionz:^i would LIKE to take..etc etc]…damn…i hate typoz..blehz…

    #38 | Comment by dan the demented — September 20, 2002 @ 9:26 am

  39. He spells everything wrong, so it’s less offensive I guess. Hey, I practice Justinism. Don’t be talking down on my Lord, bee-i-itch. "Love thy porn as thyself." "Show me your boobs." Thanks Dave Bowman, you’ve saved my life.
    ah men.

    #39 | Comment by Bubba — September 20, 2002 @ 9:56 am

  40. Dick Kok Cheong The Deprived Lion – YOU ARE SICK I TELL YOU………..SO DAMN FUCKING SICK.

    #40 | Comment by luke — September 20, 2002 @ 10:37 am

  41. Dan the demented, I want to kick you in the eye!

    #41 | Comment by suzi — September 20, 2002 @ 12:56 pm

  42. uh huh

    #42 | Comment by erf — September 20, 2002 @ 3:33 pm

  43. suzi,i rather u kick me at me dickz..yea..spelling sux…i couldnt be bothered cuz i’ve better things to do than argue wif a bunch of motherfuckers….

    #43 | Comment by dan the demented — September 20, 2002 @ 10:39 pm

  44. Two thingd good about boobs they not only plop they also giggle….lol i will leave that but i meant jiggle but wouldnt that be funny a giggling boob(s)

    #44 | Comment by Boob N Booty — September 21, 2002 @ 6:10 am

  45. sinnahs boobs?

    #45 | Comment by vass — September 23, 2002 @ 3:53 pm

  46. Giggling boobs, how cute. 🙂

    #46 | Comment by Bubba — September 25, 2002 @ 8:44 pm

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