drunk wiggers are fun to fuck with at 3am

Hey everyone…It’s been a long time, huh? I’ve just come back from a luxurious extended vacation away from my beloved computer courtesy of my psykotik (haha I spelt it like youuuu, Justin) mother. But now I’m back, and my site finally has a new layout.

Isn’t it great what you can learn at 3am when your friends come online drunk? My friend Marc used to come on and ramble about “Jesus’ technicolour dreamcoat” and “Arnoeld Swartnsopfnsdddsa”. Heh. Tonight’s drunk friend happened to be one from the real world, Adam. Of course, during this amusing convo I was talking to Sami who was thouroughly amused.

Adam: yo wut zup
<--boring misspelled convo here-->
Adam: an whos your bf? come have fun wit me forget himo…lol
((Sami: hahaha! why liz, you are quite the hot commodity, now aren’t you ))
Me: His name is Curt, he goes to West. But my friends have all decided hes gay though, so he might not be my boyfriend for much longer
Adam: haha, well make it official an come over here…lol
Me: It’s 3am
Adam: Wheere u live now?
((Me: adam wants me to come over and fool around with him! haha
Sami: hahaha yeah i got that))
Adam: haha, well drive over here…
Me: Nooo. I don’t even have my beginners! I can drive, but not well
Adam: doooo it
Me: noooooo i cant
Me: i’ll die or something haha. my friends already got in a car accident today lol
Adam: haha, well dont hit anything. c’mon, i know ya considering it
((Sami: hahaha
Me: haha silly horny drunk bastard
Me: i’m gonna have fun with him tomorrow
Me: and be like “oh yeah you were SO hitting on me”
Me: i always thought he had a thing for me
Sami: he’s showing his true colors, wigger, drunk, and has the hots for you))
Me: Why do you think I’m considering it?
<--etc, etc-->

So, for about 20 minutes I fucked around with the guy’s head. Haha, he actually wanted me to drive across town at 3 in the morning. LMAO. I find this amazingly amusing. The BEST way to get information out of them is when they’re drunk. And it helps if you have tits, definitely.

I don’t know why I’m posting here, there’s really no point. WAIT! Yes there is!

For all of you who have become fans of my best friend Meg *coughJUSTINcough*, her SITE is now up and running…So go oogle her goodies or something.

9 thoughts on “drunk wiggers are fun to fuck with at 3am

  1. im hard and i don’t know why 🙂 *mind boggled*

    #1 | Comment by mike — September 29, 2002 @ 5:50 am

  2. Shit, I was close to first post this time.

    #2 | Comment by PenguinMessiah — September 29, 2002 @ 6:55 am

  3. Oh, the shame of my old drunk rambles. I’ll never forget. 😉

    #3 | Comment by Marc — September 29, 2002 @ 7:38 am

  4. Liz I am dissapointed there was no mentions of

    #4 | Comment by Dylan — September 29, 2002 @ 11:03 am

  5. :DD

    #5 | Comment by suzi — September 29, 2002 @ 2:54 pm

  6. Fucking Dolphins lost to the Chiefs… DAMN IT!

    #6 | Comment by PenguinMessiah — September 29, 2002 @ 5:08 pm

  7. YaY it’s Liz!

    #7 | Comment by Keli — September 29, 2002 @ 6:22 pm

  8. Alright I was going to say before i got bitch slapped by the server that we need more talk from Liz Baby about Rolling around in the bushes naked getting down & you and Meg considering switching to the life of ultra hot heartbreaker sluts. (you did say you were thinking about it girl)

    More sluts, More sex in bushes.

    Liz is teh sexy bitch

    #8 | Comment by Dylan — September 30, 2002 @ 4:39 am

  9. Oh, you know it baybee 😉 RAWR <3<3

    #9 | Comment by Liz — September 30, 2002 @ 9:44 am

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