I got the most strangest comment the other day from Dirty Sanchez of BangBus.com fame. Whether or not it really WAS Dirty Sanchez is up for debate but why the hell would anybody want to pretend to be ‘him’ just to state ‘his’ opinions on how ‘he’ views women and why ‘he’ treats them the way they do on ‘his’ site anyway?
This was what ‘he’ had to say (if it really is him after all).
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are you guys talking about me because if you are everyone knows that my spelling is always a little fucked up that guys spelling was really good im up late tonight which isnt good but i actually really respect women but they can be a real pain in the ass sometimes well they play alot of games. if you met me you would probly like me most people do. im really mellow
but you have to rember you have to have fun with life dont always take it to seriously ill be the first in front of the camera to say i dont condone rape or brutallity the first films were vicious because i was angry but not any more ive chilled out alot tonight i was surfing google and put in people that hate bang bus because i know there out there but you would not believe how many peopl try to be me and im very chill a big thinker but we all go through periods of frustration what can you do we all get angry sometimes
and by the way i have gay friends but im not gay single right but not gay
sometimes i wish i never started this site but if you feel something you got to express it
Posted by d. sanchez – 4:06am September 30, 2002
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Personally though, i LOVE teh bangbus.com. I think it’s one of the bestest and most (unintentionally) funniest porn sites out there. Next to boobsquad.com. Actually i don’t know which one i like better. Boobsquad might actually be better. But yeah, anyway, back to what i was gonna say… What most people fail to realize though is that bangbus is fake (yes folks, it is. all the girls are actors and some of them are even on bignaturals.com, under a ‘rival’ porn network) and think that what they do to those girls in the videos on the site are really mean (picking them up off the street in a bus (more like a van really), offering them money for sex, BANG them, then drop them off some place without paying them and then driving off and laughing hysterically). I’ll be the first to say that some of the things Sanchez says to these girls are downright degrading but it’s all fake so i guess it’s okay to laugh at it all. Those girls are good actors. Haha.
I once showed my girlfriend a couple of clips from the site and she was like all “omigod! that poor girl! that’s so mean!” Hahaha. I didn’t tell her that it was all fake though and she totally believed everything.
Hehe. I don’t know what’s worse, me showing her porn or me not telling her it’s fake.
Bangbus is great. It’s like the Blair Witch Project of the online porno world.
Anyway, i’m getting off track again. Back to what’s so strange about that comment that ‘he’ left.
It was in response to this post… which has absolutely NOTHING at all to do with anything even remotely related to Bangbus. So yeah, i though that was strange.
Then again i do get all sorts of people commenting about unrelated stuff in certain posts all the time. Sometimes i get Avril fans leaving comments in the Libby post saying “OMG! Avril! I’m your biggest fan!!!” or some shit. Haha. Don’t these people READ the posts before commenting?? Stupid clownshoes.
I had to delete those comments though because i want that comment thread for that post to be strictly Libby related. It’s kinda jarring to be reading about all Libby stuff for 15 minutes only to then stumble across an “AVRIL I LOVE YOU!!!” comment. I dunno. To me it is anyway.
Anyhoo. It’s been a long time coming but i finally have some new fansigns to post up! Reeeee!
People should send me more fansigns dammit. I can send you like mad hits and traffic and shit. Just the other day i gave Meg like 561 hits alone in one day. And that was WITHOUT a fansign. Imagine how much more you would get WITH a fansign.
Speaking of which, i remember back in the day how i was STRUGGLING to get 300 hits a day. Now i get around 6000-ish without even trying anymore. Haha.
Okay so yeah, the fansigns.
I hope i don’t overload your site Amy. Heh.
Oh and by the way, i would just like to say that this will be the BEST VIDEOGAME EVER. An XXXTREME Sports game featuring pimps and topless girls on BMX’s. No joke. Go see for yourself. BEST GAME EVER I SAY.
Here’s the link to the trailers.
Also, this looks to be like the FUNNIEST MOVIE EVER. If not one of the funniest. Happy Madison films are the bestest.
Watch the trailer here. (28 megs)
Anyway, i think i’ve posted about everything i wanted to post about. Although i do have a feeling that i’m forgetting something. But oh well. I’ll just save whatever it was for the next post.
OH NO WAIT! I remember. Goodness. How could’ve i forgotten?
I spoke to Liz on the phone for the first time yesterday! She is teh coolest. She called me up all the way from Canada! I mean, like wow. I wouldn’t even want to call myself up from Canada. But yeah, she did and just for that, she is teh coolest. I owe her one now so next time, it will be my turn to call her up. I kinda gave her the wrong number though and she ended up calling the wrong dorm room. Haha. So she came back online and i was like “OMG!! I’M SO SORRRRYYYY! I GAVE YOU THE WRONG NUMBER!!!”. So yeah, that was pretty dumb of me. D’oh! But anyway, she got through fine the second time and we talked for about 20 minutes and it was fun. She is teh fun to talk to. I was kinda disappointed that she didn’t have a Canadian accent though. She never even said “eh” once! Bah! She sounds like a Valley Girl. Haha. I kid Liz. I wasn’t disappointed at all =]
<3
Maybe Liz will post her side of the story on her site. Just keep checking.
Also, me and Liz are currently working on turning Meg into a camgirl. So yeah, when Meg gets her cam (hopefully tomorrow), you’ll probably be seeing and hearing a lot more of her in the coming weeks. Meg is teh hot.
I say ‘teh’ too much.
Okay, well that’s pretty much everything i wanted to say for now. So i go now. Bye bye now.
hahaha first comment 🙂
#1 | Comment by Jeremy — October 2, 2002 @ 2:25 pm
I wonder how Justin voice is? I picture it as being somthing like Chao’s from "Off Centre" on the WB…
#2 | Comment by Jay — October 2, 2002 @ 3:09 pm
Or maybe somting like that guy from the movie" Sixteen Candles"
#3 | Comment by Jay — October 2, 2002 @ 3:13 pm
Suzi was disappointed that i didn’t talk like Jackie Chan.
#4 | Comment by Justin — October 2, 2002 @ 3:20 pm
The thing that gave away Bangbus/Boobsquad as being fake (for me anyway) is that EVERY single chick has a shaved snatch.
#5 | Comment by Happy Schnapps — October 2, 2002 @ 4:42 pm
He sounds like an asian american 😉 you know how when an asian person has an accent but its not asian, its american? thats how justin sounds!
#6 | Comment by Liz — October 2, 2002 @ 4:43 pm
i do not!
#7 | Comment by Justin — October 2, 2002 @ 5:17 pm
uh huh
#8 | Comment by erf — October 2, 2002 @ 5:49 pm
erf, what are you such an annoying fuck? all your comments have been continually stupid. stop fucking commenting if you got nothing good to say
#9 | Comment by MANOWAR — October 2, 2002 @ 6:27 pm
no he just sounds american. more american than me. its odd.
#10 | Comment by susan — October 2, 2002 @ 7:11 pm
geocities is so gay.
#11 | Comment by kenny — October 2, 2002 @ 7:43 pm
HAHAHAHA
I didn’t before but now I picture Justin sounding like "LONG DUCK DONG"
:>
#12 | Comment by smash — October 2, 2002 @ 7:58 pm
MANOWAR….who are you to critize anybody….i think the ONLY person who can ban a person from commenting is Justin…if you dont want to read any of erf’s comments dont come….and that is SUCH a clever screen name Manowar.
#13 | Comment by Jay — October 2, 2002 @ 8:12 pm
..just hes SO clever…wow..it surprise’s me everytime….those clever, witty, and humorous comments of his…
#14 | Comment by Jay — October 2, 2002 @ 8:14 pm
go suck a long duck dong jay
#15 | Comment by MANOWAR — October 2, 2002 @ 8:25 pm
Wow Manowar. What a insightful comment. I wish i could have your amazing vocabulary. Ass… Who the hell are you to tell me i cant post a comment anyway? What are you 10? What the fuck do you have to say? I dont see you posting anything that is clever or intelligent. Why dont you take your own advice and shut the fuck up. Loser…….
#16 | Comment by erf — October 2, 2002 @ 8:27 pm
GO suck a long duck dong…Wow…THIS MAN IS ON FIRE!!! Have you ever considered going to LIVE IN THE APOLLO? I mean you cant just waste those great rants on us mere long duck dong suckers….i mea..come on…
#17 | Comment by Jay or Celius_Quin — October 2, 2002 @ 8:37 pm
And oh…if Geocities is gay Tripod is a head liner on a broadway musical.
#18 | Comment by Celius_Quin — October 2, 2002 @ 8:39 pm
i went to liz’s site, and it said "archives are for pussies, which is why i have one" and had a link, and i thought it was gonna show it 🙁
i was really disappointed when it had an archive…
#19 | Comment by arc — October 2, 2002 @ 8:49 pm
Ha! I am on Justin’s site. Well my boobs are. weeeeeeeee.
Ya, geocities is GAY. So damn GAY. *sigh*
#20 | Comment by Amy — October 2, 2002 @ 9:14 pm
Well I’m sure you didn’t send him your boobs not expecting to get on his site…
where’s Thess!?
#21 | Comment by suzi — October 2, 2002 @ 9:28 pm
bmxxx is going to have scores girls 😮
naked chicks 0wn! 😀
#22 | Comment by mike — October 2, 2002 @ 9:52 pm
I pictured him being one of the "MILF" guys off american pie, the one that pee’s on stiffler…..hahahah
#23 | Comment by Jeremy — October 2, 2002 @ 9:56 pm
Dammit quit insulting clown shoes. They never did anything to you.
#24 | Comment by Gaybo the Clown — October 2, 2002 @ 10:04 pm
Hey Justin….Zoe is hot.
#25 | Comment by Keli — October 3, 2002 @ 2:20 am
Damn, she is hot. A hot chickadee that you can show porn to? You are so lucky. You are my idol.
#26 | Comment by Bubba — October 3, 2002 @ 2:56 am
I want Amy’s boobs on my site.
#27 | Comment by kenny — October 3, 2002 @ 12:29 pm
eh cleavage and boobs don’t exactly count if… nevermind
#28 | Comment by Chris — October 3, 2002 @ 12:39 pm
yes, i’ve been asking him for the last month or so how SHE is going out with him.. it still boggles my mind. <3 teh zoe.
#29 | Comment by suzi — October 3, 2002 @ 1:06 pm
Justin is a dork + I <3 teh dorks = I <3 teh Justin
It's that easy. =D
#30 | Comment by Zoe — October 3, 2002 @ 1:38 pm
How did he ask you out? Was he as smooth as my friend Dustin."You wanna be my girly friend?" Works every time. Too bad he’s going out with my evil sister.
#31 | Comment by Bubba — October 3, 2002 @ 1:50 pm
Wow, comment 31 disappeared right before my eyes. That was fast.
#32 | Comment by Bubba — October 3, 2002 @ 2:04 pm
yeah, it’s from some stupid psycho spammer girl who’s hell bent on ‘exposing’ me for being listed on http://blinkerfluid.com
she wants the world should know how stupid the site is (as if everybody didnt already know) and she keeps spamming the comments telling me how much of a loser i am bla bla blah etc etc.
what she doesnt realize is that blinkerfluid isn’t a just site that lists stupid sites. it’s a site that also lists humorous sites. it even calls the archives ‘humor archives’. not ‘stupid archives’. the same guy who listed my site on blinkerfluid also listed my site on http://ampland.com/humor/ but this Kelly girl keeps spamming the comments saying it’s stupid bla bla etc etc. no Kelly, YOU are stupid.
i mean, it’s no secret that this site is full of stupid humor. i have no idea why she wants to let everyone know that.
i’ve known about my site being listed on those two sites for weeks now. i was even gonna post about it. but anyway, KELLY. STOP SPAMMING THE COMMENTS. YOU ARE STUPID. PLUS YOU ARE OBSESSED.
anyway, i deleted her comments just to piss her off. haha.
#33 | Comment by Justin — October 3, 2002 @ 2:11 pm
i HATE peopple like that! trying to bring down the fun atmospher of this site. she sounds like a bitch.
anyway yah forget about her,, how did you get a hot chick like that to be your girlfriend??? Justin, you are mad pimpin’ man.
#34 | Comment by matt — October 3, 2002 @ 2:47 pm
I don’t see why every1 is so shocked. Justin is actually pretty damn hot himself in person. 😉
#35 | Comment by Zoe — October 3, 2002 @ 2:57 pm
oh shut up i’m not hot
#36 | Comment by Justin — October 3, 2002 @ 2:59 pm
zoe is the hotsex :DD
justin is not. :DD
#37 | Comment by suzi — October 3, 2002 @ 3:02 pm
speaking of someone being the hotsex, spamming stalkers named kelly, and boobs, is anyone watching the baseball playoffs? woohoo
#38 | Comment by Chris — October 3, 2002 @ 3:52 pm
Gaybo-
Actually clown shoes DID do something to me…I’m too traumatized to talk about it though.
#39 | Comment by smash — October 3, 2002 @ 7:28 pm
Dead or Alive vollyball!!! I’m must get that game. If not for the bouncing boobs, then for the awesome song.
#40 | Comment by Bubba — October 7, 2002 @ 12:13 pm
damn first post in 2 years! biatch! whoever posted after me needs a life…
#41 | Comment by bah — May 14, 2004 @ 1:48 am