Comments on: JESSICA CHOBOT IS IN ME3

By: the block obama

the block obama — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 05:06:38 +0000

in the second picture she looks like Snookie,

FACT!

id hit both of them

By: Jade

Jade — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 12:24:55 +0000

well boo-fucking-hoo, get over it…

By: Philzosity

Philzosity — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 02:41:23 +0000

The only game where your health drops after having sex…

By: wittycomment

wittycomment — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 17:46:58 +0000

AHHHHHHH SPACE HERPES!!!!!!!!!!!

By: DisconcertedGeorge

DisconcertedGeorge — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 12:49:53 +0000

^^^

That’s the only course of action that’s acceptable.

By: Smiley

Smiley — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 05:03:08 +0000

I think Justin wants to:

a) buy the game (the super deluxe edition, no less),
b) fuck her in the game (not real life),
c) launch her into the cold blackness of space after he finishes busting his nut.

By: Buster Hyman

Buster Hyman — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 04:58:06 +0000

Justin hates Chobot, but wants to know if she is fuckable in the game.

By: Smiley

Smiley — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 21:33:54 +0000

According to a G4 article on the Mass Effect Wiki, apparently, you can bang her as both the male and female Shepard.

By: Coolstream

Coolstream — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 20:38:57 +0000

She licks Shepard…

By: Max

Max — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 15:05:18 +0000

I read somewhere that she is in fact fuckable.