To start off, i would just like to say that Red Dragon is the most pointless movie ever made. I haven’t seen it yet nor do i want to see it. I already saw it when it was called MANHUNTER. The only reason Red Dragon was made is to cash in on the hype of Silence of the Lambs and Hannibal. Red Dragon is the world’s most pointless movie.
Anyway, remember when i said i had stuff that i was saving to post up today? Well i LIED. HAR HAR. I don’t have anything to post about really. It’s been pretty slow around here as of late. Maybe i should unblock everyone on AIM and pretend to be Avril Lavigne. We all know how much you LOVE it when i post about being Avril. But no.
All i have are these e-mails to post up today.
From: Neil Roberts firstname.lastname@example.org
Date: Sat, Sep 21 2002 1:52:10 AM -0400
So I figured I’d take a few minutes and scour the internet/usegroups a little bit to see why there are so many people associating you with Avril. I kinda came up with Jack Squat. Other than the title of your page having Avril’s name, there’s not much to go on. If you do a web search for “Avril Lavigne AIM”, your site shows up in the top 10, but still… Hell, if I include your screenname in the search, only a few sites show up. There’s zilch in usenet, absolutely nothing relating Avril and your screenname. I didn’t check IRC or anything, but hell. You’ve always known that there are a lot of idiots that read your site.
You, my friend, have too much time on your hands.
Subject: “You are Stupid” – Hilarious
From: “Rob Beckett” email@example.com
Date: Wed, Oct 2 2002 9:58:09 AM -0600
Yeah, isn’t it amazing how stupid some people can be. Love the posts, man, brightens up the dreary morning.
Do you link back/forth? If you don’t mind I’ll mention your site on my own blog, regardless of if you post mine. Anyway, back to work…
See? He likes the Avril posts.
I got an e-mail today from this girl in Tennessee.
Subject: haha,me again
Date: Mon, Oct 7 2002 6:17:59 PM EDT
yur cute,id fuck ya
I’m not cute and trust me, you don’t wanna fuck me. =]
She’d written to me a coupla times before and she even sent pictures of herself in the first e-mail that she sent. Pointing out: “i look like i got balloons in my shirt”.
It’s not everyday that i get cute girls sending me pictures of themselves. Pointing out the ‘balloons’ in their shirts. Haha.
Here’s one of many pictures she sent.
There are some more ‘revealing’ pictures… but i can’t post them up. Actually she said i could but i don’t want to. She’s 14.
Sometimes i really do like what this site does for me. Hahaha.