I love this picture. Took it about 3 years ago at the hospital while my wife was in labor with my first kid. They had these two trainee nurses come in and this one nurse was wearing a ridiculously tight nursing uniform and i had to take a picture. IN SECRET. Can’t remember what her face looked like but she was fairly cute and wore glasses. But dat tightness!

I showed the picture to my wife and she called me a pervert and rolled her eyes. She keeps threatening to delete the picture off my iPad. Won’t happen.

33 thoughts on “HELLOOOOOO NURSE!

  1. …”my wife was in labor”

    Dude WTF XD

    #1 | Comment by Johan — February 26, 2012 @ 8:08 am

  2. What will you name your child?

    God help you if you have a daughter…

    #2 | Comment by Coolstream — February 26, 2012 @ 8:33 am

  3. How about you post some photos of you wife instead.

    #3 | Comment by Pirho — February 26, 2012 @ 11:22 am

  4. many lately have posted “what happened here”, “f-this ill be at ycelebs” etc etc etc.

    what i find most entertaining about it now is how Justin and I have sort of lived parallel lives the past 6 or 7 years.


    two perverts turning a page in the book of growing up.

    fucking hilarious cause I remember when I was in the hospital when my daughter was born, I was perving on all the hot nurses and getting the same eye roll from my wife.

    kthnxforlistening, ill go back to posting smart ass pedo remarks about jailbait under whatever pseudonym i normally use

    #4 | Comment by someday ill be nobody — February 26, 2012 @ 1:50 pm

  5. look! they have western medicine in Brunei

    #5 | Comment by the block obama — February 26, 2012 @ 1:52 pm

  6. My wife works in a hospital. She’s in management, but back when she worked the floor and used to come home wearing her scrubs, I loved banging her in them. They’re hot.

    #6 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — February 26, 2012 @ 2:55 pm

  7. Unrelated:

    I highly recommend Justin do a post on this video:


    #7 | Comment by Picard — February 26, 2012 @ 3:33 pm

  8. This site is getting back to the “2 girls 1 cup” era…

    #8 | Comment by Tommy — February 26, 2012 @ 4:17 pm

  9. At this point I think we would settle for 2 girls 1 cup.

    #9 | Comment by Pirho — February 26, 2012 @ 6:12 pm

  10. In hospital for the birth of your first child? Yeah, yeah, sure Justin … that’s exactly why you where there.

    More like sneaking around trying to get photos of nurse ass!

    I think we are about two posts away from Justin revealing his extensive collection of clandestine upskirt photos taken on shopping mall escalators.

    #10 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — February 26, 2012 @ 8:41 pm

  11. Betcha it’s actually a male nurse.

    #11 | Comment by Smiley — February 26, 2012 @ 9:05 pm

  12. Those aren’t ridiculously tight pants.

    #12 | Comment by Horatio — February 26, 2012 @ 9:07 pm

  13. Dumpyassitis

    #13 | Comment by diddleysquat — February 26, 2012 @ 10:41 pm

  14. What’s with the doily on her head? lol



    #14 | Comment by 0crabby0 — February 27, 2012 @ 1:42 pm

  15. Moar and full frontal pics of nurse please

    #15 | Comment by iFapAlot McFapfap — February 27, 2012 @ 3:56 pm

  16. Nurses wearing white? Welcome back to the 70s. White = easier to see shit and piss stains. Bet that nurse didn’t even use sterile gloves.

    #16 | Comment by Bikar — February 27, 2012 @ 7:24 pm

  17. Why is she wearing a tiny cape?

    #17 | Comment by Sampson — February 27, 2012 @ 8:04 pm

  18. Just in case anyone around here is still interested in hot young stars:

    I must warn you that this link doesn’t include fat chicks, male nurse’s asses or 30 something girls crying for sloths… Just beautiful shots of Kiernan Shipka.

    #18 | Comment by Tommy — February 27, 2012 @ 9:19 pm

  19. #17… She’s Muslim

    #19 | Comment by A — February 27, 2012 @ 10:12 pm

  20. Justin, you have kids?


    #20 | Comment by Reggi — February 28, 2012 @ 12:07 am

  21. #2…..Uh,Duh, I hope he already named his child, it was THREE years ago..can’t you read?

    #21 | Comment by dazzlert — February 28, 2012 @ 12:56 am

  22. #5: Brunei is something like the fifth richest country on the planet on a per capita basis. Higher on that list than the US, even. A backwoods, third world country it is not.

    #22 | Comment by EmJee — February 28, 2012 @ 3:59 am

  23. it really shows how much you respect your wife and kid when looking at other women in a situation like that.

    you should seriously be ashamed of yourself.

    #23 | Comment by arne hirvi — February 28, 2012 @ 9:27 am

  24. #23 – I agree. That’s just not…er…don’t link this.

    #24 | Comment by smash — February 28, 2012 @ 12:31 pm

  25. this post would be so much better if this site was still using that domain name..!

    #25 | Comment by Justin — February 28, 2012 @ 12:47 pm

  26. oh, #23, i hate to spoil the illusion but if you think that is pic represents like the only defining moment during the birth of my first kid, well then you’re wrong buddy. this is just one in many memorable and far more precious moments captured in pictures and video during the entire length of time the wife was at the hospital.  

    dude, as if you’ve never had any inappropriate thoughts during considerate moments. fuck off. i think it goes without saying that my wife and kid are the best things to ever happen in my life, and even then, me taking this pic in a situation like this, isnt something she wouldnt expect in the first place. she married me despite being the owner of this website and all the things ive ever said or pulled on here. and if this pic really ever even really bothered her in the first place, she would’ve had it deleted the moment i showed her and there wouldn’t be any lulz or wtf’s to be had right now.

    c’mon son. get da fuck outta here with that respect bullshit. this pic has no bearing at all with how i feel about about them.  

    now back to staring at dat ass *lip bite* hnnnnggghhhhh

    #26 | Comment by Justin — February 28, 2012 @ 8:22 pm

  27. That pict reminds me of another former star from this site: “What what in the butt”…

    #27 | Comment by Tommy — February 28, 2012 @ 8:35 pm

  28. moar?!

    #28 | Comment by ladybuttlover — February 28, 2012 @ 10:16 pm

  29. I thought he showed remarkable restraint. I’d have begged my wife to let me name the kid “DatAss” in memory of the event.

    Then again, I have no sense of decorum. My favorite pic from the birth of my son is the one during the C-section where they are pulling my son’s leg out of the 6 inch incision in my wife’s abdomen.

    #29 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — February 28, 2012 @ 11:05 pm

  30. ^^^ And it wasn’t like he was watching porn on his phone or trying to get the nurse’s phone number while his wife’s legs were up in stirrups.

    Really, if you said or did something and your spouse rolled her eyes at you, it’s really nothing.

    I think Justin wanted to name his son either ‘I LUV U AVRIL LAVIGNE!’ or ‘SK8TR BOI’.

    #30 | Comment by Smiley — February 28, 2012 @ 11:33 pm

  31. #19

    you completely sterilized any measure of sarcasm from my previous comment.

    #31 | Comment by the block obama — February 29, 2012 @ 1:34 am

  32. Really…I suspect that wifey is far more embarrassed that Justin went to the Avril concert recently than she is over this picture.

    One situations gives the pretense he’s straight. The other proves he’s gay.

    #32 | Comment by smash — February 29, 2012 @ 6:55 am

  33. i actually offered her to join me at the avril concert, she said no. she didnt want her friends and cousins to know that she ever went to an avril lavigne concert.

    her loss!

    anyway, she’s she supposed to go to some dumb foo fighters concert in singapore with said friends and cousins this friday but dumb foo fighters cancelled their asian tour. lol.

    now she’s just going there for shopping.

    #33 | Comment by Justin — February 29, 2012 @ 7:13 am

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