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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Genius just come to me.
From: BUBWARS@aol.com
Date: Tue, Oct 8 2002 8:30:21 AM -0400
Alabama Tennessee, little girls love Justin reeeeeeeeeee.
Late,
Bubba
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And from Bizzos.org:
“I think we should have a contest with Justin to see who can come up with the most 17 year old and younger girls to post for them”
Har har har.
I got another e-mail from Cat today.
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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: crap,cauze im bored
From: Razorgrl142007@aol.com
Date: Tue, Oct 8 2002 6:29:36 PM EDT
hey there,
great now all these peps r askin if they can see the “reveling pix” oooh yur soo cute let us see the pics,what if we beeeg,how would yu be able to tell if i was cute on that pic?i dont mind but thats pritty gay,they just wanna c my “balloons”
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Hands up if you wanna see her balloons.
By the way, it’s funny that Banana mentioned: “Justin has his very own stalker chick? Lucky bastard…” because that is the perfect set up for this e-mail that i got about a week ago:
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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Hello Justin, I think you’d like to touch me
From: Jennie Burgess jennsdiaries@yahoo.co.uk
Date: Tue, Oct 1 2002 2:11:46 PM +0100 (BST)
Hello Justin, or pancake as I will call you from now on,
I would like to see you bent over so that I can touch your little tight asshole. I wouldn’t hurt you, don’t worry, just make you scared. Then we’d fuck.
By the way, an anagram of Avril Lavigne is Vaginal Liver.
Love
Jenn
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You know, at first i thought this e-mail was from a guy pretending to be a girl. I mean, what girl would want to touch my asshole? So i figured, “Hmm… she has a yahoo.co.uk email address” and i go to yahoo.co.uk and i do a search for jennsdiaries. Hoping that i might find more info on her. Anyway, i managed to find a post that she made on some Jessica Biel message board.
Here’s the link.
Yep! I think she’s a lesbian! Har har. But why would a lesbian want to touch my asshole and then fuck me? I don’t know.
Well at least i know for sure that she isn’t really a he. So that’s good. I rather a girl touch my asshole than a guy. Actually i wouldn’t want anybody to touch my asshole. I mean, seriously, why would anyone want to touch my asshole?? I don’t even want to touch my own asshole!
In other news, today i was surprised to find out that Avril Lavigne uses a Mac. Actually it’s not really all that surprising considering that most musicians use Macs. So what’s so special about Avril using a Mac? Well, she uses the exact same Mac that i use! A PowerBook G4! Reeee! <3 Avril. And PowerBook G4’s.
And one more.
Anyway yeah, as you can see, Avril really doesn’t care if you see pictures of her sans makeup. Those pictures are actually on her official website. For everyone to see. She really doesn’t care if you see her looking like shit or not. I really don’t know why everyone was all like “Have you seen her without makeup??” bla bla blah. Celebs looks like crap without makeup. And who cares if she doesn’t look as good without makeup. I would still do her. With or without makeup. She is legal now so i wouldn’t feel guilty doing her. Haha. AVRIL IS TEH HOTSEX. I want to do do do do do teh Avril and make her sing. Eh eh eh. Huk Huk.
Okay one last e-mail before i go crazy.
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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Mud Wrestling
From: “Drew xxxxxxx” drew@xxxxxxx.com
Date: Oct 9 2002 3:12:04 AM -0000
Hey Justin,
I am a student @ Iowa State University and I may have found the next Libby Hoeler type saga. I was at a party a couple of weeks ago and these two girls got buck naked and did some mud wrestling. The owners filmed it, and many people took a lot of pictures. Right now I am trying to find them, and as soon as I get a hold of them I will be sending them to you. I thought I would drop this email to you and hopefully in the weeks to come, I will find these pictures/ movies.
I will keep in touch as soon as I find them.
If you post this please dont use my last name or email.
Thanks
Drew
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I AM KOREA huk huk huk.
lets see the balloons already!!!
#1 | Comment by Jarge — October 9, 2002 @ 1:27 am
First Comment 😀
I cant wait for that video of the Mud wrestling chicks =]-
I wanna Do Avril to, i think shes 100% HOT even without Make Up !!
#2 | Comment by visentinel — October 9, 2002 @ 1:30 am
OMG Jarge…. I was typing when u posted.. ugh now its not First Comment anymore… DAMMIT!!!
#3 | Comment by visentinel — October 9, 2002 @ 1:31 am
TWO stalker chicks (one a lesbian)!? It’s unreal…
#4 | Comment by Banana — October 9, 2002 @ 2:07 am
I worry about you Justin *tsk* *tsk*
-_-
*shakes head*
#5 | Comment by Lucy — October 9, 2002 @ 2:41 am
A little quote from http://avril-lavigne.com/london.html
"Dear Fans,
I just want all of you guys to know that some idiot out there is posing as me and sending emails to various message boards, dissing my fans and just being a jerk in general. One of the email addresses he/she is using is emailavril@aol.com….but he/she keeps changing them.
First of all I don’t have an AOL account and I would never put my name in my email address. And most important I love all my fans. I would never take them for granted or say anything bad about them. Please just ignore this pathetic person out there who has nothing else better to do than sit at home by him/herself and pretend he/she is me…obsessed!!!
-Avril Lavigne"
Be careful Justin, she might find out about you soon… then again, you’ll probably be able to convince her to post here for you.
#6 | Comment by Robert — October 9, 2002 @ 4:16 am
Avril is, and always will be mine so back off! 😉
#7 | Comment by Mike — October 9, 2002 @ 4:31 am
Why are Japanese so much more cool than Americans? They get all the good video games first. All their shows ,even if you don’t speak Japanese, are funnier than ours. They also have cool hair. I want cool hair. 🙁 huk.
#8 | Comment by Bubba — October 9, 2002 @ 5:25 am
damn… i work for a korean company and last weekend till last night i had to take care of the chairman of the company (it’s SK by the way)
can say that it’s pretty uncool to take care of these people in high places
damn protocol
damn rude
damn loud
damn arrogant
*sigh*
#9 | Comment by beng — October 9, 2002 @ 5:37 am
btw… me no understand the relation between your title and its content.
especially the huk huk part
#10 | Comment by beng — October 9, 2002 @ 5:39 am
Oh dear! Looks like you are in Avril’s bad books Justin! You will never get to hump her now! 🙂
#11 | Comment by Carl — October 9, 2002 @ 5:41 am
ah… i am so the stupid neh…
i was away from internet access for almost two bloody weeks and was just going through the previous comment section…
i understand the pain in dealing with koreans…
like i said before, i work for them…
I AM KOREA huk huk huk
#12 | Comment by beng — October 9, 2002 @ 5:45 am
Haha, at least I know I’m not the only one.
#13 | Comment by Bubba — October 9, 2002 @ 5:49 am
Please, for the love of me, do not post up ANY Cat pictures. Not even just really bad normal ones like the first one. 🙂
Justin yur so cute. Like omg!
and you lying homo. I AM KOREA. huk. huk.
#14 | Comment by suzi — October 9, 2002 @ 9:56 am
wut you use? item plz. PK? sula man.pussycat.chicken bok bok.fux you.you sux.me KOREA, you JAPAN? rip my ass!^^
I guess Koreans are here for our amusement.Or to drive me crazy!! On another note. Suzi is not teh hotsex, yet teh reeeeeeeally CUTE. :]
#15 | Comment by Bubba — October 9, 2002 @ 10:13 am
"great now all these peps r askin if they can see the ‘reveling pix’" – Get over yourself, honey. Stop worrying about the lumps of fat hanging off your chest and pay a little more attention in remedial English.
#16 | Comment by thess — October 9, 2002 @ 11:00 am
Bwahaha! That’s true, but that makes boobies look bad.
#17 | Comment by Bubba — October 9, 2002 @ 11:10 am
Heh.. huk huk ITAM KOREA indeed….I suggest everyone who DOESN’T know what the hell any of this means to get a copy of Diablo II and head onto B.NET and go to any room with KOREA in it in ANY realm server. Doesn’t matter if it’s ASIAN realm or EASTERN USA they will be there ready and waiting to annoy you 🙂
Also I’m taking FULL Credit for showing Justin the Avril pics 🙂
🙂
#18 | Comment by Eric — October 9, 2002 @ 12:40 pm
I concur with Thess on her point… a lot of people need to at least attempt to insert some sort of grammer..even remedial 🙂
#19 | Comment by Eric — October 9, 2002 @ 12:57 pm
no grammer…I want balloons!!!
#20 | Comment by Jarge — October 9, 2002 @ 1:57 pm
boobies ARE bad. Unless they are Lydia’s, Liz’s, Keli’s, or Meg’s, or Eve’s, or Thess’s… but I mean if any of you know mah Lydia. HER HOO HOOS OWN YOU. Justin thinks so too.. mhm. They are as big as my head. and I have a really big head. mhm…
#21 | Comment by suzi — October 9, 2002 @ 2:31 pm
pointless comments…such as this one.. fuckin’ rule
#22 | Comment by Chris — October 9, 2002 @ 4:05 pm
Indeed.
#23 | Comment by Bubba — October 9, 2002 @ 6:13 pm
show us the balloons, video of naked chicks, and whatever else you got. lets also all wish we could do avril… and btw suzi, dont forget your own boobs
#24 | Comment by Ikke — October 10, 2002 @ 7:21 am
whyyy,
ok quit talkin bout my balloons,im not even that proud of em the annoying and have giant nibbles on em, besides i just like this site
#25 | Comment by cat — October 10, 2002 @ 7:36 am
like OMG. giant nibbles?
I wish I could kick her in the eye…
or maybe that someone would kick me in mine so that I cannot see her comments, or another picture of her ever again…
#26 | Comment by suzi — October 10, 2002 @ 7:52 am
Alabama Tennessee. I’m so funny.
#27 | Comment by Bubba — October 10, 2002 @ 8:01 am
Is it just me or does Avril look like shes been doing heroin in that picture?
#28 | Comment by Celius_Quin — October 10, 2002 @ 8:03 am
Cut the kid a break, suzi…mummy says she’s not allowed to use bad language!
#29 | Comment by thess — October 10, 2002 @ 8:08 am
I don’t quite see the humor in the Alabama Tennessee thing but maybe I just don’t get it?
Yes, I probably should Thess. She just bothers me because all I said is she’s not that cute and I get the big "FUCK YU SUZI I HAVE THREE STALKERS. IM CUTE." Oh well. I am done. No more comments from me about her. 🙂
#30 | Comment by sizo — October 10, 2002 @ 8:29 am
Heh, just more lame sarcasm on my part. I completely agree with you, and smile at her hypocritical sudden innocence. Anyways. Time to make dinner.
#31 | Comment by thess — October 10, 2002 @ 8:36 am
Show us the balloons and we will quit talking about it
#32 | Comment by DeezNutz — October 10, 2002 @ 8:58 am
I have a sincere desire to know how Justin’s voice is like…I remember a while ago, I think it was Suzi who proposed that Justin sang "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne…i personally think that it would be a great weekly column. "Justin Sings the Hits" in where he would sing songs straight from the top of the pops…id listen..then again i havent has a gf in three years so…
#33 | Comment by Celius_Quin — October 10, 2002 @ 9:02 am
Um..I think that if you did hear Justin’s voice..you may be disappointed.. I’ve lived in the same proximity..and as I recall I’ve personally never heard him sing, and don’t anticipate him posting that in the future. but hey.. 🙂 Any comments on that Justin? Going to share your singing voice? Heh
#34 | Comment by Eric — October 10, 2002 @ 9:08 am
Ive already thought of the first song Master Justin should sing…"Hit me with your best shot" by Pat Benatar…SHE ROCKS!!!!!
#35 | Comment by Celius_Quin — October 10, 2002 @ 10:21 am
*anticipates mud wrestling video* huk huk huk
#36 | Comment by mike — October 10, 2002 @ 10:36 am
It’s late here..and I’m tired.. so here’s a useless comment.
🙂 Don’t ban my IP, because I believe it would be funny if you couldn’t comment anymore Justin heh :X
Night
#37 | Comment by Eric — October 10, 2002 @ 12:03 pm
Post on your site pancake…….eeh hee. Pancakes are good when you’re in the mood for pancakes.:
#38 | Comment by Bubba — October 10, 2002 @ 3:51 pm
Trust me Dave…NOBODY wants to be a Korean.
#39 | Comment by Bubba — October 11, 2002 @ 3:49 am
WTF bitch dont fuckin hate cuz u wanna be korean… ur all a bunch of racist bastards
#40 | Comment by Dave — October 11, 2002 @ 8:52 am
o yea… huk huk huk… bitch asses
#41 | Comment by Dave — October 11, 2002 @ 8:53 am
then atleast u dont gotta be ignorant…
#42 | Comment by Dave — October 11, 2002 @ 10:13 am
I don’t have to be ignorant, and you don’t have to punctuate. So we’re even……too bad your name isn’t Steven. Then I could have been extra lame.
#43 | Comment by Bubba — October 11, 2002 @ 3:13 pm
I’ll pretend like your name is Steven anyways. Because I’m bored. So we’re even…..Steven……bwahahahahahaaha…ha…….ha..hmm. "Dave’s a killer!" From Slapshot, that movie rules.
#44 | Comment by Bubba — October 11, 2002 @ 3:43 pm
*rasing both hands*
Teh Little Pussy (I cant belive, how perv that sounded) is from Tenessee.
I dont know about Alabama, but since Justin have underage chicks everywhere…
Btw im 4teen to, can i see the pictures ?
#45 | Comment by Kingolf — October 12, 2002 @ 5:30 pm
Wait now i get it, Suz’s from Alabama.
#46 | Comment by kingolf — October 12, 2002 @ 5:34 pm
Yeah……I’m a genius. I am the coolest person besides Justin…………………….what? I am. I think I am, and that’s all that matters. To me at least. "FOod!" "I have not eaten in several days." "Who says you will?" "I am Subotai, thief and archer."
#47 | Comment by Bubba — October 12, 2002 @ 6:28 pm
"I’m gonna kick you, ’till you be an onna.
Wakarimasu ka ?
#48 | Comment by Kingolf — October 12, 2002 @ 6:58 pm
boobehs!
#49 | Comment by suzi — October 13, 2002 @ 6:28 pm
Boobiezzzzz!!
#50 | Comment by Bubba — October 14, 2002 @ 1:11 am
Read Shogun.
Jader.
Or in english:
B(.)(.)biees.
#51 | Comment by Kingolf — October 14, 2002 @ 5:18 pm
I’M YOU’RE NUMBER ONE FAN!
#52 | Comment by ARIADNA — March 11, 2003 @ 11:27 am
I’M YOU’RE NUMBER ONE FAN!
#53 | Comment by ARIADNA — March 11, 2003 @ 11:28 am
Ok, I just discovered this site and it fucking rocks. Not sure why, but I really, really like it. Maybe because it talks a lot about guy stuff, mainly breasts. And me being a major breast man (some guys like ass, others legs) it’s right up my alley. But all this talk about peoples nice large breasts is just damn irritating. All talk and no pictures! I wanna see these mammoth mammeries! I love big breasts! Not saggy ones that rest on their stomachs but nice, big, perky breasts! So, how about putting all these great boobs on a link so I (and others like me) can enjoy them in all their splendor. *And all you guys complaining about grammar can enjoy my grammatically correct post.
#54 | Comment by Dave — June 7, 2004 @ 12:13 pm