Okay this was part of my my most recent entry in my livejournal. (sorry had to give it a little plug so you can add me to your friends list if you wish :] ) Justin said I should post it on here because it’ll give me lots of comments, and because I couldn’t post my other post, that I wrote two days ago, because it was too similar to Thess’s post about balloons.

“Lydias recent post in her LJ has got me thinking. How do guys manage it? Being born with teh penis? It’s not awkward having to walk or sit? I’d be worried I’d sit on it or something. Bah. :\ Darn you Lydia. I can’t stop thinking about it now 🙁 oh well. I still love you. <3" But seriously.. there have got to be pleanty of disadvantages to it. It can’t just be there and not bother you..can it? I know boobs sure suck. BLEH!

I think Justin only asked me to post this in hopes that I would include pictures because his homo-tendency is starting to show again.

psykotik2k: you know what
suzi onCRACK: no
suzi onCRACK: what
psykotik2k: you should post about penises on my site
suzi onCRACK: har


psykotik2k: that penis puppet thing is on the tonight show

..and later again..

psykotik2k: penis guys are coming up!
psykotik2k: yeah you could talk about the penis guys
psykotik2k: and ask people your penis question
psykotik2k: make sure you say that you read about the penis thing on lydias site!

49 thoughts on “8===D

  1. i sat on them once. ouchage!
    i like to watch people trip on curbs.

    #1 | Comment by jerjerjerjerjer — October 10, 2002 @ 12:37 pm

  2. I’d assume its major ouchage..

    #2 | Comment by suzi — October 10, 2002 @ 12:39 pm

  3. suzi kills.

    #3 | Comment by jerjerjerjerjer — October 10, 2002 @ 12:40 pm

  4. see that? I kill… and I am more hardcore than your mom!

    #4 | Comment by suzi — October 10, 2002 @ 12:41 pm

  5. fifth!

    #5 | Comment by jerjerjerjerjer — October 10, 2002 @ 12:42 pm

  6. Me thinks Keli will like this topic.

    In other news, Avril was on the tonight show and she was incredibly cute. I liked it when she was jumping up and down. Haha. Boing boing. And then she showed off her butt to the camera! Ree! Well… she sort of did anyway.

    I don’t like penises =(


    #6 | Comment by Justin — October 10, 2002 @ 12:50 pm

  7. …i just read this thing on the web, Avril said, "i don’t like penises". Yeah it’s totally true, i swear.

    #7 | Comment by shine — October 10, 2002 @ 1:27 pm

  8. chicks talking about penises gets me excited =D

    lots of action on here tonight… huh… =O

    #8 | Comment by mike — October 10, 2002 @ 1:32 pm

  9. YAY!!!!!! you were so right justin I love this topic <3 Penises and <3 Suzi!!!! I was watching the Manshow the other night and they had charlton heston's penis on the show. Verrrrry interesting.

    #9 | Comment by Keli — October 10, 2002 @ 1:50 pm

  10. i got some of my friends who are girls to get obsessed with the penis length thing cuz i was telling them that i wanna make mine bigger for fun. and yeah i fell for the balloon thing :"

    #10 | Comment by jizzy- — October 10, 2002 @ 2:35 pm

  11. Wearing boxers can lead to ball sitting if you are not careful. But whitey-tighties suck ass and jockies are for fags so boxers are still the best choice on the market. Course I do like the new boxer briefs….no ball sitting and not too tight or faggish.

    #11 | Comment by jamlink — October 10, 2002 @ 2:51 pm

  12. I’m a lumberjack and I’m okay. I sleep all night and I work all day. I chop down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a brar. I wish I was a girly, just like my dear pa par.

    P.S. Penises suck…….ironic eh? Only balls get hurt, teh penis is buff.

    #12 | Comment by Bubba — October 10, 2002 @ 3:36 pm

  13. How long is your penis Justin?

    #13 | Comment by Opaque — October 10, 2002 @ 8:36 pm

  14. How long is your penis Justin? Huk huk huk!

    #14 | Comment by Stupid Brunet Proxy — October 10, 2002 @ 8:39 pm

  15. My penis may only be 3 inches long, but it’s 9 inches wide. The ladies call me cake.

    #15 | Comment by Bubba — October 10, 2002 @ 9:16 pm

  16. 16th@$#%@~~!! Um. Yeah. I enjoy penises. Someone should post about that "Dick Tricks" show in London.

    Edit: I’m sorry, this is what I was thinking of, and it’s from Aus, not England.

    #16 | Comment by thess — October 10, 2002 @ 9:41 pm

  17. I saw that on Real Sex on HBO, Thess!

    #17 | Comment by suzi — October 10, 2002 @ 10:20 pm

  18. What exactly do you want to know about penises, Suzi & Keli?

    Penises are great. They are our great explorers.

    Here’s an exercise for you to imagine you have a penis:

    1) Close your eyes
    2) Choose 2 fingers, one on each hand
    3) Decide which finger will touch you and which will be your external exploring finger
    4) Use your exploring finger to feel something soft, like a piece of fur or a stuffed animal or whatever
    5) Touch your clit with your other finger
    6) Try to imagine that as you put your exploring finger somewhere that it has the sensitivity of your clit

    Now you begin to have an idea of how much fun penises are!

    #18 | Comment by StirThePot — October 10, 2002 @ 10:22 pm

  19. It was? 🙁 Dammit.

    #19 | Comment by thess — October 10, 2002 @ 10:53 pm

  20. I know all about dicks because I have one. It doesn’t get hurt often although I occassionally hit my nutsack on accident and that hurts. Getting hit in the balls is like being punched in the stomach, but a much sharper pain. Its disabling really.

    #20 | Comment by Jarge — October 11, 2002 @ 3:15 am

  21. My balls are made of steel, so they’re pretty heavy. They hang to my knees. Sometimes when I’m really bored I start playing hacky sack. My balls are fun, but if I stand for too long they start to hurt. It’s true…..some of it…..maybe. Maybe not…….but if it were I would be pretty damn good at hacky sack.

    #21 | Comment by Bubba — October 11, 2002 @ 4:10 am

  22. getting grazed is the worst. it’s like.. -graze-…… 10 seconds later… oh my garsh!

    #22 | Comment by jerjerjer — October 11, 2002 @ 4:44 am

  23. Just as an aside I thought I should let you all know that a man can be killed if he is kicked in the ball bag hard enough. I’m not sure how, but I believe it.

    #23 | Comment by Jarge — October 11, 2002 @ 5:49 am

  24. he could die?? hm… sure.

    #24 | Comment by suzi — October 11, 2002 @ 6:02 am

  25. i believe you, jarge!

    my balls aer teh sensitive =O

    #25 | Comment by mike — October 11, 2002 @ 7:07 am

  26. die of pain maybe yea. it hurts like hell. you’re more likely to puke first though.

    #26 | Comment by Ikke — October 11, 2002 @ 7:09 am

  27. im glad i dont have the balls 🙂

    #27 | Comment by suzi — October 11, 2002 @ 7:30 am

  28. Think about it………..I’m bored at least a little bit EVERY day. I would be the master at hacky sack. "Balls balls sweaty balls, teabag my balls. Where? Where? In your mouth. Where? Where? In my mouth………..

    #28 | Comment by Bubba — October 11, 2002 @ 9:48 am

  29. think it’s possible to accidentally kick ur own balls?

    i was sitting on my chair one day and then i got a cramp so i bent my other leg to straighten out the cramped one, but the bent one i was sitting on and it sorta hit my nuts.

    boy, did that hurt.

    i learned never to do that again.

    to make up for it i’m treating my penis to lots of porn. (;


    #29 | Comment by dex — October 11, 2002 @ 10:17 am

  30. Interesting that in a conversation supposedly about penises , we’re spending all our time talking about balls.

    Balls really are closer to boobs, I’d think.

    #30 | Comment by StirthePot — October 11, 2002 @ 10:43 am

  31. uhm yeah sure Bubba. hey i think i’ve kicked my nuts. i sat down on foot too fast.

    #31 | Comment by Ikke — October 11, 2002 @ 10:58 am

  32. stirthepot? no.

    and yeah it was on there a month or two ago. I was just flipping channels and *boom* a man making a hamburger out of his p3n0r appears so I had to keep watching because it made me giggle.

    #32 | Comment by suzi — October 11, 2002 @ 12:10 pm

  33. yeah i kick myself in teh balls all the time.. wait. no i dont.

    cause i dont have balls.

    #33 | Comment by suzi — October 11, 2002 @ 1:17 pm

  34. Sometimes, if I sit on a hard chair or bench for a long time my balls fall asleep. I am being completely honest. There must be some kin of nerve ending that gets pinched in that area. The first time it happened I freaked out. I thought my balls would have to be amputated or something. Its really no different than when your foot falls asleep.

    #34 | Comment by Jarge — October 11, 2002 @ 1:25 pm

  35. so does it tingle and get you aroused? 😀

    tingly balls!

    I am so immature.

    #35 | Comment by suzi — October 11, 2002 @ 2:27 pm

  36. a chick grabbed my sack when reaching to pinch my thigh.. hurt like a fucker. i’m bored..and taiwan

    #36 | Comment by Chris — October 11, 2002 @ 3:01 pm

  37. It tingles, but it doesn’t get me aroused. My balls are as sexually sensitive as my earlobes. I get no pleasure from them. Its more painful than anything, kind of like when your foot falls asleep and you get pins and needles.

    #37 | Comment by Jarge — October 11, 2002 @ 3:16 pm

  38. Your balls are weak. Enough of teh penis and teh balls. This crap is really…………crappy and……..it’s crap and………poop…..?…..argh! It’s no good. There is only so much a guy can tell you about his junk. It’s just hanging there minding it’s own business. Leave it be!!! Evil girls!!! We don’t ask you about your vagina! Mostly because we don’t want to hear about all the gross stuff that goes on down there, but still.

    #38 | Comment by Bubba — October 11, 2002 @ 3:36 pm

  39. bah! then I don’t want to read anything about boobs on here either. They are just deposits of fat hanging of the chest, minding their own business.

    #39 | Comment by suzi — October 11, 2002 @ 3:43 pm

  40. Indeed, but they’re cute. 🙂

    #40 | Comment by Bubba — October 11, 2002 @ 3:46 pm

  41. Dont you dare to blasphemise (Just correct me it’s ok) Teh B(.)(.)bs !!!
    Say one more negative thing about Teh B(.)(.)bs and i’ll kick your butthole !!!

    #41 | Comment by Kingolf — October 11, 2002 @ 6:41 pm

  42. B(.)(.)bs are retarded!

    #42 | Comment by suzi — October 11, 2002 @ 9:08 pm

  43. Did he just kick you in the butthole? Ha ha, how’s your ass!? Boobies are nice, especially REAL ones. I’m more into facial features, I don’t care if the girl is more flat chested than I am………and I have indents. Not really, but I’m pretty skinny.

    #43 | Comment by Bubba — October 12, 2002 @ 2:04 am

  44. Piss, its stuck ! Somebody help me !!!
    I’ve had my fucking foot up Suz’s ass, in 7 hours 34 minutes and i haven’t even noticed !!!

    #44 | Comment by Kingolf — October 12, 2002 @ 4:46 pm

  45. I think your foot must be up your ass Olf. The fact that you didn’t notice a foot in your ass could bring people to speculate things. Don’t be gay Olf. It’s not healthy.

    #45 | Comment by Bubba — October 14, 2002 @ 1:09 am

  46. I know it’s not healthy. I might wake up someday, and notice you drooling all over me. Yuck !

    #46 | Comment by Kingolf — October 14, 2002 @ 3:26 pm

  47. It’s okay Bubba, you can drool on me all you want! 😉

    #47 | Comment by Suzi — October 14, 2002 @ 6:00 pm

  48. 🙂

    #48 | Comment by Bubba — October 14, 2002 @ 10:24 pm

  49. Bubba ?!?!? Get the fuck off me !!! NO ! Sit ! Somebody help me ! AAAARRRRGGGHHHH !!!

    #49 | Comment by Kingolf — October 15, 2002 @ 9:05 am

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