I never post here but since it’s almost 3AM where I’m at and I’m bored, I figured why the hell not.

Anyways, If you have not already seen the movie 100 Girls I suggest you go watch it now. It’s a really good movie with lots of boobs. It’s one of those “teen” movies that never came out in theatres so you automatically assume it sucks worse than the ones that actually do come out in theatres. But it’s better in my opinion. It has some things that might be considered trying too hard for laughs but the thing I liked most about this movie was probably the fact that it wasn’t funny. I mean it had funny parts, but I don’t think it was made to be a comedy. Something about it just wasn’t like all the other movies. Maybe it was just the perspective. So go rent it.

On the topic of girls I decided to take it upon myself to find some hot girls for you guys. I have compiled a short list of unknown/lesser known ladies that are sexy or “teh sex” whichever you prefer.

First we have Marisa Coughlan – I think she’s gorgeous. I first noticed her when I was watching Super Troopers (funny movie) and I thought She was hot in a sort of goofy looking way. The more you look at her the prettier she gets.

Next there’s Marley Shelton – I saw her in Bubble Boy….The first time I watched it I didn’t even notice her because bubble boy was is so hot, but then the second time around I took a gander and she’s pretty cute. Turns out She was The lifeguard on the Sandlot which is one of the best movies! She’s also going to be in Boondock Saints 2.

Emmanuelle Chriqui – is the next girl. She’s in that movie 100 Girls I was just telling you about. She’s hot in a kind of skanky way. She was also in That movie with the crazy eyed guy from n’sync. Which I never saw.

That’s all….wait no it’s not!!! haha I actually have some more (yes I was really that bored). These ones are soap opera bitches though.

Erin Hershey – She plays a sweet Girl Next Door Type Alison Barrington on Port Charles….She’s really adorable.

Kelly Monaco – She plays Livvie on Port Charles. Her character is so evil it scares me. I mean like REALLY evil. She’s still pretty good looking though, as long as she keeps her mouth shut cause her voice is really annoying.

And Last There’s Rebecca Budig – She’s on “All My Children”. I don’t think she’s all that great looking because she has a birdish look to her and her arms are too muscular with no boobs. BUT some of you may like her. She’s growing on me.

Sorry there’s no doll porn or monkeys this time. Goodnight, Good Morning, Whatever..

47 thoughts on “REEEE!

  1. Cool, a chick’s with an eye for b(.)(.)bs.

    And 1post !!! … Nothing happened ? My life is a lie.

    #1 | Comment by Kingolf — November 6, 2002 @ 6:12 am

  2. i think its great that Keli can actually apreciate another womans physiche. If only more men were as courageous… i suppose i will be the first.

    Brian Molko is the hottest man in the world. As a heteresexual male i admit to all in FUBAR that i if given the chance WOULD have sex with him.

    Damnit…i have to go to school to pass another terrible day

    Love on YA!

    #2 | Comment by Celius_Quin — November 6, 2002 @ 6:32 am

  3. You’ll be flamed HEAVY, for this. Not by me tho, I’m just glad I’m a coward.

    #3 | Comment by Kingolf — November 6, 2002 @ 6:47 am

  4. Emmanuelle Chriqui was hot in snow day.

    #4 | Comment by Hoodbo — November 6, 2002 @ 7:26 am

  5. Great post Keli – it’s the best thats been on here for a long time!! 🙂

    #5 | Comment by Carl — November 6, 2002 @ 8:52 am

  6. You only say that about Molko because you’re too young to remember Bowie or even Robert Smith. Molko’s look is such a retread.

    #6 | Comment by RedEye — November 6, 2002 @ 11:11 am

  7. Oh, and Kel, thanks for the eye candy.

    #7 | Comment by RedEye — November 6, 2002 @ 11:13 am

  8. Damn. I must be old. Who the hell are these people? Who the hell is Molko?

    Anyway, Keli, appreciate the cute women. But where’s the nudes? Or at least cute pictures of you? Or Liz? Or Suzi? I’d rather have sexy pics of people I know then celebrities I never heard of…
    …besides not one of those women are showing off their butt in any of those pictures.

    #8 | Comment by smash — November 6, 2002 @ 12:44 pm

  9. I am impressed RedEye… I thought I was the only fan of The Cure alive! I am a huge Cure fan, I own five of there albums (Pornography, Disintegration, Bloodflowers, Kiss me, Kiss, Kiss me and Galore) and a ton of mp3s. And don’t even get me started with David Bowie… I absolutely adore him. I love everything he does but my favourite era is the Ziggy Stardust & the Spiders from Mars I own five albums(Again I own the Rise and fall of Ziggy Stardust & the Spiders from Mars, Aladdin Sane, Station to Station, Diamond Dogs, Space Oddity, and I’m planning on buying his latest Heathen) and a ton of Mp3s.

    Okay…The list of men I find attractive (again I am in fact straight just if I were attracted to men I would) ; )

    Robert Smith: I can’t really comment much on him because me being such a HUGE fan of The Cure I have learned to adore him and I actually dress like him.

    David Bowie: Is and always was hot, I love him as Ziggy Stardust and The Thin White Duke. I’d do him…(if I were a woman or Gay)

    Peter Murphy: Hmm…maybe when he was younger

    Mick Jagger: In the Sixties and the Seventies but from the Eighties forward…yuck

    And finally Brian Molko: He is the best example of Hotness… The only person that even as a heterosexual I’d have sex with (I mean look at him)

    I am secure enough of my man hood to admit I find certain men attractive…are any of YOU????????????

    #9 | Comment by Celius_Quin — November 6, 2002 @ 1:18 pm

  10. Speaking of which, has anyone know of T.A.T.U here? You should check them out…theyre a female Russian Pop Duet, and extremly attractive…I suspect Justin would like them…

    #10 | Comment by Celius_Quin — November 6, 2002 @ 1:21 pm

  11. I personally don’t think the girls in TATU are too cute, that is just me though.


    #11 | Comment by suzi — November 6, 2002 @ 1:28 pm

  12. I loved 100 Girls. It definitely had its fair share of hot girls.

    #12 | Comment by Jarge — November 6, 2002 @ 1:57 pm

  13. Well, fuck.
    Lo, everybody. Tærte. Riiide Punani.
    TaTu (Or tATu, or TAtu, or TatU, or…) is teh sexeeh.

    Imagine someone, coming here their 1 time, and reading all that above. Now, imagine their faces.

    #13 | Comment by Kingolf — November 6, 2002 @ 2:30 pm

  14. Christ on a crutch, Celius! Peter Murphy. Now there’s a name I haven’t heard in years. Somewhere in my mom’s attic is a vinyl copy of the Bela Lugosi is Dead EP. (I’m betting that 99.999% of FUBAR readers have no idea what EP is.) We need a geezers section of FUBAR. (NOT).

    and for those of you in need of porn:

    #14 | Comment by RedEye — November 6, 2002 @ 2:33 pm

  15. Celius –

    I have a VHS copy of Robert Smith hosting 120 Minutes on MTV circa 92. Let me think about the possibility of a DVD transfer. I have a few Peter Murphy CDs as well. TATU however is just a marketing ploy in my opinion.

    #15 | Comment by raceman — November 6, 2002 @ 3:11 pm

  16. Well, fuck. Thank you, RedEye. It’s always good to trade free porn.
    And this one, is for you God:
    Thats all I can remember by now. Except for a bunch of danish ones, but who would wan’t those ?

    #16 | Comment by Kingolf — November 6, 2002 @ 3:14 pm

  17. "TATU however is just a marketing ploy in my opinion." So what ? 2x(.)(.) = :))

    #17 | Comment by Kingolf — November 6, 2002 @ 3:20 pm

  18. Well, fuck. My first spam. pie. braineur. Punani. Morrowind. Tenna. I’m bored.
    "Did you know? There are currently 24 people visiting this page right now! Wee!" 24 people ? Why can’t you comment ?

    #18 | Comment by Kingolf — November 6, 2002 @ 3:29 pm

  19. So nothing – just an observation kinda like an emoticon – except instead of stylized visual expressions using keystrokes (to include punctuation), it is often expressed using individual elements of the alphabet character set strung together to communicate a thought or describe an activity.

    #19 | Comment by raceman — November 6, 2002 @ 3:36 pm

  20. Well, the truth be told I actually don’t like TATU… I just wanted to know if anyone here knew who they were. I do know it’s just a marketing plot (Like every artist in the Music industry today) but I imagined that Justin or one of these blokes might be into them.

    RedEye, would you be surprised to know that I’m a Sixteen year old kid from the Dominican Republic? Bela Lugosi is dead was such a great single…it was from that David Bowie horror film…I forget its name…

    Oh…and Raceman, any chance of getting that online? I actually would be willing to pay if you were willing to sell (as soon as I get my credit card…probably by December)

    Ohh…and Ali G sucks!

    #20 | Comment by Celius_Quin — November 6, 2002 @ 4:25 pm

  21. Lo Quin. Riiide pie-nanni.

    We kids must stick together. Bring Suzi.
    When come back, bring pie.

    #21 | Comment by Kingolf — November 6, 2002 @ 6:21 pm

  22. Yarrr Ali G sucks. Weebl roks tho. Nigth again.

    #22 | Comment by Kingolf — November 6, 2002 @ 6:26 pm

  23. Great post Keli! Much reeness.

    P.S. Jamlink is like Rodney Dangerfield…he gets no respect. 🙂

    #23 | Comment by Bubba — November 6, 2002 @ 6:35 pm

  24. "i admit to all in FUBAR that i if given the chance WOULD have sex with him." That is going too far, but I understand what you’re trying to do. So I, being the manly pirate that I am, will share my opinions on good looking dudes. 1. Has to be me,(builds self-esteem). 2. I would have to go with Johnny Depp. He’s a good looking guy and a good actor too. 3. I’ll go with Ryan Reynolds. He’s a good looking guy I guess,he’s funny too. Funny is a big plus. 4. Matthew Lillard, funny and good looking…in a goofy way. I can’t think of any more, I hope that’s a good thing. It would be very scary if all of a sudden I can come up with a list of the 552 sexiest men alive. Now remember, have you ever heard of a homosexual pirate? Aaaaarrrr damn you! I’m a pirate!

    #24 | Comment by Bubba — November 6, 2002 @ 8:44 pm

  25. hello? you were talking about chicks in 100 girls and you couldn’t mention the ultra-hottie katherine heigl? just because her last name is hard to pronounce doesn’t mean she doesn’t get it boob-ulated..

    look at the comment before mine: homosexual pirate? i’ve heard they were called butt pirates. arggh matey.. me ass..

    #25 | Comment by Chris — November 6, 2002 @ 9:02 pm

  26. Butt pirate eh. Hmm…oh well. To add to my gayness. 5. Bruce Campbell, "hail to the king baby."

    #26 | Comment by Bubba — November 6, 2002 @ 10:30 pm

  27. I didn’t mention katherine cause She’s on Justin’s celebrity list over on the side…I was going for chicks no one knew about :oP

    #27 | Comment by Keli — November 7, 2002 @ 1:18 am

  28. Has anyone seen the link i made to Brian Molko’s picture? Click it and tell me he isnt hot…

    #28 | Comment by Celius_Quin — November 7, 2002 @ 6:22 am

  29. He isn’t.

    #29 | Comment by Kingolf — November 7, 2002 @ 9:11 am

  30. Celius,

    Me parece como un hombre con much mas anos que tienes. La pelicula con David Bowie se llama "The Hunger" y contiene una escena increible con Catherine Deneuve y Susan Sarandon besando en la ducha. (En una entrevista le pregunto a Sarandon, "?Quien es el mejor amante que ha tenido en las peliculas?" y ella respuesta "Catherine Deneuve.")

    #30 | Comment by RedEye — November 7, 2002 @ 10:38 am

  31. Hvis de må snakke spansk, så må jeg fandeme osse snakke dansk.

    #31 | Comment by Kingolf — November 7, 2002 @ 11:52 am

  32. Tja, knep. Tærte. Dan Turèll er verdens bedste forfatter. Tysk er et lortesprog. Mine lærere er nogle fuckhoveder. Tjald er billigt i danmark.

    If you translate your post, I’ll translate mine.

    #32 | Comment by Kingolf — November 7, 2002 @ 12:04 pm

  33. RedEye…de nuevo estoy impresionado con tu dominio del castellano…Por curiosidad. Lo aprendiste de un Proxeneta Filipino no? Y si, me han dicho que mi experiencia supera mis años. Que te pareci- “Labrynth”…era una pel’cula excelente en mi humilde opini-n. De nuevo, me da gusto saber que hay otra persona fanático de lo g-tico aqu’ en F.U.B.A.R. Tengo deseos de volver a hablar con vos…


    #33 | Comment by Celius_Quin — November 7, 2002 @ 12:53 pm

  34. Aprendi el idioma en las escuelas aqui en el EU (donde la majoria esenan en Castillan) y tambien viajando por Espana. Tambien vivi en Mexico por algunos meses cuando teni 16 anos. Y por "Labrynth", hace muchos anos que lo vi y no lo recuerdo bien. Tengo que verlo otro vez.

    Debemos usar al ingles que va adelante as’ que Kingolf no consigue su ropa interior en una torcedura. 😉 (Es dificil traducir modismos de ingles!)

    #34 | Comment by RedEye — November 7, 2002 @ 1:30 pm

  35. We wouldnt want Kingolf to go Danish on us… 😉

    #35 | Comment by Celius_Quin — November 7, 2002 @ 1:50 pm

  36. Bare pas pÃ¥. I er selv ude om det hvis i bli’r ved. Jeg ved hvor i bor, sÃ¥ vær bange, vær meget bange !!! Jeg hørte godt at du sagde Kingolf, bare vent til jeg finder min spansk/dansk ordbog ! SÃ¥ længe i gør det her, gør jeg det her. Er her forresten nogen danskere her ? Eller bare nogen der har et sprog der minder om det ? Hverken tysk eller hollandsk accepteres. gad vide hvor længe jeg gider skrive noget som ingen forstÃ¥r ? Sikker i ret lang tid. Oversæt nu, eller jeg fÃ¥r Anders Fjog, til at erklære Spanien krig !!! Nu har jeg vist heller ikke mere at skrive. Spanskerne mÃ¥ osse være godt skræmte, lige nu.

    That was just a brief introduction to: Teh danish invasion of FUBAR ! BEWARE !!!

    #36 | Comment by Kingolf — November 7, 2002 @ 4:50 pm

  37. -The Danish are coming! The Danish are coming! Grab your muskets and hide your daughters, the Danish want our BLOOD!!!

    And thus began the invasion of FUBAR by the Danish. But the proud citizens of FUBAR resisted the first wave of attacks. Deep inside the Secret Résistance Headquarters the leaders of FUBAR secretly have a meeting.

    Smash: Hey Man…Those Danish are serious mother fuckers… I say we leave as soon as possible!!!

    El_Prezidente: I agree with Smash… the Danish will be back with reinforcements any time soon.

    Jamlink: No!! We will never leave… if it’s a fight the Danish want; it’s a fight they’ll get.

    Thess: Yeah!! I say we bite they’re cocks off!!

    Jamlink: God Thess! Of course not… the Danish may want to kill us but that gives us no right to take away theyre manhood.

    Thess: Well, I better bite somebody’s cock off or ill go out of my mind!! (Stares at Ben Affleck who is having sex with a whore on a couch in the corner)

    Ben Affleck: (Throws whore to the ground) Fuck No Thess! I’m not falling for that again…

    Ben Affleck stands up to reveal his he only has one testicule

    Thess: Shit…

    Jamlink: Damnit people, lets get serious! Hey Pete! Come on over here…

    Peter the Freshman: Aye Aye Sir!

    Jamlink: Get me the coordinates of the Danish Fleet

    Peter reaches for a map on top of a desk and hands it to Jamlink

    Jamlink: GOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!!

    Stay tuned for the next exciting episode of :


    #37 | Comment by Celius_Quin — November 7, 2002 @ 5:30 pm

  38. Okay… before anyone busts my balls id like to state that this was just a joke. I didnt mean to offend anyone with this little drama I created for my own amuesment. I know that the Danish are not evil people, Smash is not a coward, and Thess those not bite male genitallia

    If anyone wishes to continue this story be my guest… if you want to put Celius_Quin in the story remember he is 16 year old makeup wearing crybaby and a pussy so id expect his character to be that way. And if Kingolf wants to put the Danish side of the story he is free to do so…

    Love on Ya!

    #38 | Comment by Celius_Quin — November 7, 2002 @ 5:35 pm

  39. o_0 that was interesting.

    #39 | Comment by eve — November 7, 2002 @ 6:57 pm

  40. Again id like to restate that if anyone wants to continue the story they are free to do so…

    MY GOD!! my favorite poster Eve just said that somthing I wrote was interesting!!! I think i am going to faint…

    #40 | Comment by Celius_Quin — November 7, 2002 @ 7:19 pm

  41. "Blog In sight!" "Yarrr capt’nolf, teh shores of FUBAR is spotted." "Very well. Is their coward leader, still hiding ?" "Yarrr". Teh heroic viking, capt’nolf thought of the note from his intelligence agency, that just had arrived: "I wonder what that "secret weapon", teh spies write about, is. What did they call it ? Oh yes, "teflonparakeet". Those FUBARians are relly weird. hey, there’s a ps. here: "Ps. ALWAYS WEAR CROTCH ARMOR IN FUBAR!!!." Have my spies been affected ? I mean exposured to gay pics, no (.)(.) for a very long time, pie, flaming and all."
    Teh brave viking, continued thinking.
    "Capt’nolf?", asked Wee bull, teh advisor of Capt’nolf, and traitor of teh FUBARian people. "Yarrr?" "We’re ready to land."

    To be continued.

    Okay… before anyone busts my balls id like to state that this was just a joke. I didnt mean to offend anyone with this little drama I created for my own amuesment. I know that the FUBARians are not evil people, Wee Bull is not a taritor, and Thess those not bite male genitallia. Oh an I stole this from Celius Quin. And this, I stole from God.

    #41 | Comment by Kingolf — November 7, 2002 @ 7:23 pm

  42. See you in 6 hours.

    #42 | Comment by Kingolf — November 7, 2002 @ 7:27 pm

  43. Ok… I will greet you with the sun shining in my face

    #43 | Comment by Celius_Quin — November 7, 2002 @ 7:35 pm

  44. You directed peoples’ attention to that comment from as far away as several days worth of posts? WHY?

    #44 | Comment by thess — November 7, 2002 @ 7:53 pm

  45. You know…im actually a huge fan of Thess’s writing myself…I understand if you hate me Thess

    LORD! Take me now!!

    #45 | Comment by Celius_Quin — November 7, 2002 @ 8:15 pm

  46. Celius is writing a story about the Danish invading FUBAR, bon-n-ng!

    #46 | Comment by Peter the Freshman — November 7, 2002 @ 10:17 pm

  47. Emmanuelle Chriqui is clearly the dopest chick you have in your list of relative unknowns, I mean super-fucken-dope.


    #47 | Comment by mus_dawg — November 25, 2003 @ 10:22 am

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