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Fullname: Neal SEcks
Email: Neal_Secks@hotmail.com
Where are you from?: KZoo
Homepage URL: www.iwishihadaradsite.com
Comments: I’m totally pissed, i was looking for the DZslut movie and i stumbled on this page, I totally seen you before but i can’t rember were. I go to WMU so that must somehow explain it.
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It’s always semi scary when i get people telling me that they’ve seen me around in person. I had one guy e-mailing me once saying that he saw me around campus back when i was still in stupid Malaysia. He was like, “i like your site” bla bla bla “hope to see you around sometime”.
SCARY 😮
Last semester, i had my URL written on my dorm room door right under where my name was. And i had this one guy from down the hall knocking on my door one night towards the end of the semester. He was like looking for me and shit. Like, “Is Justin around?” and i’m like, “Yeah, i’m Justin” and then he’s like “Oh man, yeah i just wanted to stop by and say hi and give you props for your website man” and then bla bla bla. And i told him that i was just about to update later on that night and he’s like “oh cool, i’ll check it out”.
SCARY 😮
Since then, i’ve always had this one freshman guy IMing me earlier on in the beginning of the semester telling me that he’s studying here in Western right now and that he wanted to meet me or something. He even went as far as contacting Eve about me and asking for my full name and my address and number and shit.
SCARY 😮
I also had one guy that goes here to Western IMing me telling me he found my site and bla bla bla. I’ve never met him though. He was the one who supplied me with the WMU DZ Slut videos.
FAIRLY SCARY 😮
Why is it that it’s all GUYS that are contacting me and telling me that they’ve been seeing me around and crap. Aren’t there any girls reading this site? =(
I swear, there must be like a 6000:6 ratio of guys to girls reading this site or something. TOO MUCH SAUSAGE.
Anyway, i’ve been pretty strapped for cash recently (*shock*). Which is probably why you haven’t been reading much about me buy DVD’s every week anymore. So i was telling that freshman guy about it and he was like “how would you like to make some extra cash” or something like that. So anyway, lately, i’ve been going on alchohol runs for a bunch of his other underaged friends (tsk tsk) and making a little cash from whatever change they get back from each run. Made 3 runs so far these past two nights. They’re crazy by the way. The spent like over 100 bucks last night getting like… what… 2 half gallons of Bacardi LEMON (Lauren? or was it Laura? yeah, i think she hates it when people don’t call it LIMON), a bottle of Pavov or whatever and a bottle of Captain Morgans. And some soda. Then later that night they got even more. What was it… i can’t even remember. And tonight, they got like 5 bottles of Long Island Ice Lemon Tea or something.
CRAZY.
Oh well at least i made a coupla bucks and i got to sit with two other girls in the back seat. I think they’re hot. I dunno. I’m not sure. It was dark. I didn’t really look.
I swear i didn’t.
Anyhow, we all somehow got into talking about this website of mine on the way back (mostly about how much of a whore that freshman guy is for talking to pretty much all the ‘FUBAR girls’ up there) and i was like telling em about what it’s all about and stuff. The site i mean. It’s pretty hard trying to explain what an E/N site is.
Anyway, since then they’ve checked it out and they seem to like it. I think some of them (one of the girls i think) might even be interested in writing on the site. But i dunno. She must’ve been drunk or something when she said that. Haha. You people are probably gonna wanna ask her for pics of her boobs or something or just rip her post to shreds in the comments like you do with pretty much all the girl posters on this site if i let her post. You vicious readers you.
So what was this post all about? Nothing really. Maybe i should mention how tonight, this one store didn’t wanna accept my ID. Stupid store. I don’t have a Michigan license or anything like that. Only my Student ID thing and my Country ID. They accepted them fine last night. Instead, the asshole clerk wanted to see my passport or something. WTF? Who brings a passport with them to get alcohol?? Idiot. Anyway, just to clarify, i don’t drink. I’m just getting them their booze for a little bit of cash. I think i can go to jail for that.
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Kids these days i tell you…
Anyway, here’s that post about that WMU DZ Slut and those videos of her fingering herself. It’s towards the bottom of the post after all the Libby Hoeler stuff before it. I posted about Libby like… what? 8 months ago now or something and i’m still getting comments on that post (222 comments so far!) to this day. It’s pretty interesting to read. Some people really have no lives just searching out for that poor girl. Just like how i have no life writing about that poor girl.
Poor girl.
My name is Michael, and I have feelings… (Tear)
#1 | Comment by Jeeber — December 8, 2002 @ 1:11 am
who the fuck is posting as me? little sissy’s don’t even have the guts to post as themselves!!
#2 | Comment by Jeeber — December 8, 2002 @ 1:23 am
Dude, I thought you got only female stalkers, not freshmen named Michael. I now no longer envy you.
#3 | Comment by Banana — December 8, 2002 @ 1:50 am
YOU FUCKERS!!!! I"M NOT A STALKER!! I’M HIS FRIEND!!! WE GO TO THE SAME FUCKING SCHOOL!! I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!!! AND WHAT KIND OF A NAME IS BANANA? FUCKING TARD!!!!
#4 | Comment by Jeeber — December 8, 2002 @ 1:56 am
You will kill me? That’s not the kind of stalker I wanted.
#5 | Comment by Banana — December 8, 2002 @ 3:18 am
hahaha… "michael" reminds me of the little bitches I fuck before breakfast. I got chunks in my stool bigger than you. You oughta be a bit more careful who you’re calling tard… just a thought.
… oh before I forget… "Jeeber" is much better than "Banana" … I think I’ll just stick with "whiny freshman bitch" from now on…
#6 | Comment by elPrezidente — December 8, 2002 @ 3:40 am
Could you please be a little more quiet ? My head hurts.
How exactly are you gonna kill, Banana ? By throwing text at him ? If so, you’re pretty good!
How does one (me)sign up for a fucking school ?
#7 | Comment by Kingolf — December 8, 2002 @ 4:05 am
eh you could go to jail for maybe a night and prolly not even that. In illinois if you aren’t buying for persons under 18 you simply get an providing alcohol for minors, which is much cheaper than contributing to the delinquincy of a minor.
#8 | Comment by Charles — December 8, 2002 @ 5:50 am
damn over here we can get beer when 16 and get weed when 18… I love holland!!!
#9 | Comment by WP — December 8, 2002 @ 6:35 am
I’m so glad I changed my name from "Peter the Freshman". I don’t really know, but I’ve been trained to believe that providing alcohol to minors was contributing to the delinquency, but I’m not a law student.
#10 | Comment by Seriously — December 8, 2002 @ 9:13 am
Hah, stupid american drinking laws. In england you can legally drink from age 5 in private, you just can’t buy it until your 18. Not that it stops us…Anyway, a drinking age of 21 (is that all states or just some?) is fucked up…I pity you.
#11 | Comment by Jacob — December 8, 2002 @ 9:30 am
Legal drinking age is 21 here in all states as far as I know. But what do I know? I’m the village idiot.
<:I
#12 | Comment by the_village_1diot — December 8, 2002 @ 10:55 am
Best watch yo-self Banana, he could eat you…
#13 | Comment by Bubba — December 8, 2002 @ 11:18 am
YOU FUCKER….My name is Michael…M-I-C-H-A-E-L
not ‘some freshman’ or ‘that freshman’ or anything that has ‘freshman’ in it….you should be gratiful…i’m getting you cash!!!
#14 | Comment by Jeeber — December 8, 2002 @ 12:14 pm
well… that poor girl is getting more ink. I got my #29 January-February 2003 issue of FHM in the mail yesterday. One article is titled "FHM Sex Awards 2002" Libby Hoeler’s Ex-boyfriend received their "Best Revenge" award. The article even came with 4 small vid-caps. poor girl.
#15 | Comment by yinyang814 — December 8, 2002 @ 12:33 pm
Yeah, no girls really just stumble upon this place. Reading the thread about how people find f.u.b.a.r., it seems its mostly us guys looking for porn.
#16 | Comment by dugas of eenodol — December 8, 2002 @ 12:53 pm
Ive been pondering all day, but I just cant figure out what reason a 21 year old guy who lives in Kallamazoo, Michigan would not drink… unless of course hes a Jehova’s Witness
#17 | Comment by Quijotes_Leprous — December 8, 2002 @ 12:54 pm
In fact, what religion does Justin practice anyways?
Note: the post i made before was just a bad joke… non alcohol consumption is a truely respectable form of living.
#18 | Comment by Quijotes_Leprous — December 8, 2002 @ 12:59 pm
In Denmark, you can buy alcohol when 15. 8)
Better yet, nobody upholds it, so since I was 12, I’ve been able buy my boose myself! That gotta be the best alcohol laws ever.
#19 | Comment by Kingolf — December 8, 2002 @ 1:38 pm
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy"
-Ben Franklin
At least I think that’s who said it.
#20 | Comment by Seriously — December 8, 2002 @ 2:22 pm
Mmm, I used to have older guys buy the alcohol for my parties. But then one party got busted – by the cops and their obnoxious dogs. After that, my dad took official responsibility of contributing to my delinquency. Stalkers make life more interesting, and I’m glad that I’m far away from most of the people who know/read about me online, keeps the drama level down in general.
#21 | Comment by eve — December 8, 2002 @ 2:26 pm