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OOOOh wb Justin wtf. Great, just great. You piss off for “G”od knows how long and you expect ME to email YOU and ask if everything’s OK. Perhaps you forgot that our “relationship” doesn’t work like that and if you want me to post anything here for your horny little clientele ever again, then the site had better FUCKING WELL BE HERE when I look. OK?

Anyway, I suppose that your little clique of pre-pubescent girl followers will be posting here again soon. Believe me, I’d love to hit some of them, but the drivel they post here is extremely off-putting.

Some of your readers are a damn sight more concerned about where I am than you seem to be. I know you are shy and scared and ruddy pathetic, but remember that you are my little project and your education is important to me.

So what have I been doing then. I’m sure your little cock is almost lactating at the very thought of me telling you, so I won’t. Yet.

Dildos. Why to they make them look like penises? Penises are ugly (that’s why they have to be punished) and I have to say that if am choosing what I am inserting into my vagina (and I always choose. You have no input) then I would never choose something ugly. Lesbians use dildos. Lots. One of the reasons they are lesbians is because they don’t like men and their penises. I agree that the shape has to be fundamentally phallic, but show some initiative. How about a Mona Lisa dildo. The head and fucking shoulders of the Mona Lisa, recreated in rubber. That would look good. I’d use that.

Love

Jenn

12 thoughts on “…….

  1. You know, I’ll be the first to admit that -sure- some of what the girls post to the main page classifes as "drivel." However, there is no drivel on this planet so mind-numbing as listening to this woman yap about the lactating of Justin’s little cock. I mean, Christ, cocks don’t even fucking lactate, excepting the cases of she-males who’ve got some real issues with their internal plumbing. …

    I was going to type more, but I don’t have the time, so I’ll just summarize: This bitch is completely insane.

    #1 | Comment by Umgawa — February 12, 2003 @ 4:04 am

  2. ….At least there wasn’t any butthole talk. Justin. As well as cock, should never be in the same sentence. I guess it would be okay if there were a gay guy named Justin….shit…there goes my point. Oh well.

    Reeeeee!!! Rain!

    #2 | Comment by Bubba — February 12, 2003 @ 5:51 am

  3. Oddly enough, I always feel like she’s talking to me.

    #3 | Comment by Kingolf — February 12, 2003 @ 8:05 am

  4. Jenn reminds me someone from an eating disorder forum that calls herself a "worker" – which actually means she’s just a ho. They both have that same kind of attitude. 0_o Two words: GET LAID. 😀

    #4 | Comment by eve — February 12, 2003 @ 8:48 am

  5. her post made me fucking cum my shorts, … I love that woman

    #5 | Comment by Dave Marshak — February 12, 2003 @ 9:34 am

  6. Actually, there is this particular sculptor I think you might like.
    But I’ll be damned if I can remember his name, it’s really pissing me off. He’s pretty much my favorite sculptor, even though I haven’t really devoted too much time to finding a favorite sculptor.
    "Roschack" or "Rosack" or something
    No, it is not the inkblot guy.

    I guess you could just use a water bottle, half-full for the changes in the distribution of weight if you think that might do anything for you.

    #6 | Comment by Seriously — February 12, 2003 @ 9:40 am

  7. I’m sure her gaping maw is more than adequate for the ramming of a water bottle.

    #7 | Comment by thess — February 12, 2003 @ 9:49 am

  8. Alright then.

    #8 | Comment by Dugas of eenodol — February 12, 2003 @ 11:11 am

  9. My friends tell me I have an uncharacteristically beautiful penis…

    #9 | Comment by Banana — February 12, 2003 @ 11:19 am

  10. They make lipstick that looks like penises…
    Girls rub the red penises on their lips and smile.

    #10 | Comment by Seriously — February 12, 2003 @ 12:27 pm

  11. You can borrow my extra large butt plug to stuff in your front door if you want to. Since it sounds like you’re pretty anti-dick.

    #11 | Comment by Nick — February 12, 2003 @ 4:46 pm

  12. some things that have been posted on this site are ‘drivel’ but this jenn sounds as if she is off her head and neds a good seeing to!!!! my advice……….fuck her off!!!!!!

    from uk with love

    #12 | Comment by booker — February 18, 2003 @ 5:10 pm

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