32 thoughts on “Oh the weather outside is frightful…

  1. You lucky bastard. You should try living in Maryland where the weather is NEVER nice! Or California, where it’s never not that nice…

    #1 | Comment by Bubba — March 5, 2003 @ 5:52 am

  2. eh bastard snow. I had 2 hours overtime because of it.

    #2 | Comment by charles — March 5, 2003 @ 7:26 am

  3. I’ve never seen snow.

    Does it really fall from the sky?

    #3 | Comment by Seriously — March 5, 2003 @ 8:07 am

  4. No, the government hires some people to go out and spread it.

    An hour later, they send someone out to remove it from the roads.

    What does that say about the government?

    #4 | Comment by Kingolf — March 5, 2003 @ 8:51 am

  5. There’s no more snow in Animal Crossing, what was the Reee! for?

    #5 | Comment by Dugas of eenodol — March 5, 2003 @ 9:11 am

  6. That the government is all powerful and must be obeyed.

    Hail.

    #6 | Comment by Seriously — March 5, 2003 @ 11:02 am

  7. how do you become a fubar girl? what does it take to be one? is it "the goods," just posting frequently, wht is it? i have a lotta opinions that i think i should bring to the table n set my opinions out there. it might bring in a perspective on things you guys haven’t considered before.

    like….the sexism with the whole libby hoeler shit, for one. how a girl can be talked about for two whole years after the vids were released, but society thinks its weird n twisted n gros to regard guys that way. dont people realize, they only think libby is so hot n all because the internet media’s played her up to be this way, with all the internet legends n all??? if you saw her randomly on the street prior to the whole vieo thing, would you really think she is THAT hot???

    and my opinons on government, for another. im lol-ing at the above comments about the government spreading snow n then removing it. mite not be true, but the government does do stupid shit like that. especially with talk of war, seems like our first-amendment rites are even more in danger today, which kinda defeats the purpose of a democracy, dont ya think??? we need more discussions on thee social issues n shit.

    well gotta run! let me know how the snow goes, justin, hopefully you’ll have classes cancelled(i could use that about now, with my mountain-high pile of work to do). 😀

    #7 | Comment by michele — March 5, 2003 @ 11:19 am

  8. Just to let you know, there’s all kinds of polictal talk and whatnot on the message boards.

    #8 | Comment by Dugas of eenodol — March 5, 2003 @ 11:37 am

  9. i was trying to state something halfway intelligent. i think i can take on suzi and the others on this site. i think i have more brains than her and you will learn this about me over time if i do decide to continue to post on this message board. bring it on, i dare ya. feel free to respond to this.

    #9 | Comment by michele — March 5, 2003 @ 1:16 pm

  10. I am in Edmonton Alberta Canada, you know the Great White North… we have had around 100cm (That is about 40 inches for you Metric illiterates). Thats NOTHING on our countries fine East coast they have had over 600cm of snow (again for you who live in a backwoods country that is 240 inches) Would you all like some cheese with your whine? We used to walk 25KM (fucking conversions for morons = 15.5Miles) both ways uphill through blizzards while fighting over coyotes, and we liked it.

    #10 | Comment by Dave Marshak — March 5, 2003 @ 1:40 pm

  11. Did I mention we were nekked when we walked to skewl… well we were damn it… and we liked it

    #11 | Comment by Dave Marshak — March 5, 2003 @ 1:41 pm

  12. Yes, but we’re all too smart to do things like that nowadays.

    #12 | Comment by Seriously — March 5, 2003 @ 1:51 pm

  13. metric system! oh how i miss it. i’ll have none of this miles and inches crap. cm and km is where it’s at!

    fubar girl eh. i’ll have to think about that. keep posting in the comments or in the forums.

    omg. my poor animals. i haven’t really played animal crossing since mid October 2002. my town’s probably overrun by stupid weeds and crap. and my house! fucking cockroaches. and i probably have like, tons of stupid spam from stupid tom nook. is it still snowing in animal crossing land? the last time i played that game was on December 31st. ah. what the hell. all my neighbors are cranky bitches anyway.

    #13 | Comment by Justin — March 5, 2003 @ 1:59 pm

  14. oh and michele, you wouldn’t happen to be 20 yrs old, 5’7", 120 lbs, 34C, blonde hair to your shoulders with dark blue eyes would you?

    #14 | Comment by Justin — March 5, 2003 @ 2:37 pm

  15. ooo, ain’t she an arrogant little thing.

    i mean, like, doesn’t she understand that only hot, stupid gurlz get to, like, post on fubar?

    #15 | Comment by starzie — March 5, 2003 @ 5:36 pm

  16. So how do you explain Ben?

    #16 | Comment by Seriously — March 5, 2003 @ 6:32 pm

  17. "how do you become a fubar girl? what does it take to be one?"

    It takes a bit more than your comments have proven you to have, thus far. Either that, or a huge damn set of tits, in Meg’s case. At least you’re a bit more literate than she is.

    "is it "the goods," just posting frequently, wht is it?"

    It’s knowing how to use your goddamn shift key. (It’s there for a reason, honey.)

    "i have a lotta opinions that i think i should bring to the table n set my opinions out there."

    Christ, another opinionated net chick…just what the world needs.

    "it might bring in a perspective on things you guys haven’t considered before."

    I wouldn’t flatter myself, if I were you.

    "like….the sexism with the whole libby hoeler shit, for one. how a girl can be talked about for two whole years after the vids were released, but society thinks its weird n twisted n gros to regard guys that way. dont people realize, they only think libby is so hot n all because the internet media’s played her up to be this way, with all the internet legends n all??? if you saw her randomly on the street prior to the whole vieo thing, would you really think she is THAT hot???"

    Wow. That is a perspective on things I totally hadn’t considered before! You bring some really great opinions to the table, and I am violently interested in hearing more! <- Sarcasm. No one has ever considered the fact that a girl might be considered more attractive to a male because of her notariety, regardless of her appearance. Men never want the unattainable, the girl that everyone wants. I'd also like to note that you sound a bit jealous of her "celebrity" on the 'net...maybe you should go ahead and post a few vids like that, and we'll see how it goes. I'd be more than happy to host them for you. "and my opinons on government, for another. im lol-ing at the above comments about the government spreading snow n then removing it. mite not be true, but the government does do stupid shit like that."

    Omg, I’m totally lol-ing! Government snow conspiracies! ^_^ (I saw Wag the Dog and Conspiracy Theory, I am a government MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

    "especially with talk of war, seems like our first-amendment rites"

    You’d think someone arrogant enough to proclaim herself more intelligent than everyone else in a rather large group would know a few basic homophones.

    "are even more in danger today, which kinda defeats the purpose of a democracy, dont ya think???"

    Your supposedly fresh and interesting opinions, unthought of by the filthy masses of FUBAR readers are a bit tired and cliche. No one has ever stopped to consider that our first ammendment rights are being curtailed and violated, and that it’s an affront to the premise of democracy, of course, though…I forgot what you’re here for. (That whole table thing.)

    "we need more discussions on thee social issues n shit."

    We need more tits. Let’s see ’em. I promise I’ll respect you in the morning.

    "well gotta run!"

    *GIGGLE* Okies, have fun!!!!!!!!!1

    Oh, and…

    “i was trying to state something halfway intelligent.”

    Trying. Not succeeding.

    #17 | Comment by thess — March 5, 2003 @ 7:26 pm

  18. haha Thess that was a great comment.

    #18 | Comment by Keli — March 5, 2003 @ 7:41 pm

  19. "I promise I’ll respect you in the morning."

    😮
    Pur kewliezness.

    Also, is that HTML you use for italicization and bold? I must learn how…

    #19 | Comment by Seriously — March 5, 2003 @ 8:10 pm

  20. <3 Thess. Weren't you saying something about a cuddly kitten in comparison to someone? *cough* Justin likes to c&p.

    sh0w m3 uR b00bs. (I swear I'll respect you in the morning, really, I will.)

    #20 | Comment by eve — March 5, 2003 @ 8:33 pm

  21. "I am in Edmonton Alberta Canada, you know the Great White North… .."

    hey dave, i’m from Toronto Ontario Canada, i understand where your coming from, that damn fucking imperial measurement system, what a crock…

    #21 | Comment by tom — March 5, 2003 @ 8:58 pm

  22. wait… i’d also like to know how Ben got to be a fubar girl?

    #22 | Comment by tom — March 5, 2003 @ 9:00 pm

  23. I’m sure I have NO idea what you’re talking about, Eve.

    #23 | Comment by thess — March 5, 2003 @ 11:13 pm

  24. Thess-

    All of what you said was great.

    But we could have gotten ‘rid’ of her asking with a ‘show us your boobies and your in’ statement.

    Plus, on the flipside she’s dumb enough to, us guys would have enjoyed it.

    BTW- Am I the only one upset about the lack of porn login/pass or links since FUBAR’S been back??!?!?!

    🙂

    #24 | Comment by smash — March 6, 2003 @ 5:29 am

  25. ummm show us yer boobies… sorry it had to be done … again I guess… I just like Jenn, and I really don’t care if I see her boobies or not, she makes me laugh.. and that is worth its weight in mammories…

    #25 | Comment by Dave Marshak — March 6, 2003 @ 9:24 am

  26. "But we could have gotten ‘rid’ of her asking with a ‘show us your boobies and your in’ statement."

    ^ yeah smash, obviously im not "scared off" like you would be if i told you to whip it out.

    "I promise I’ll respect you in the morning."

    ^ thess, that mite be true suuuuure, just as i told you id respect your daddy in the mornin after he was done goin down on me n enjoying it thoroughly

    am i the only one who finds it entertaining to start arguments on this site???!!!! the whole thing is funny, and funny that people take this stuff seriously. lets keep the arguments goin, it keeps me with something to do while im sitting around at my work-study job.

    P.S.–i do know where the shift key is, i ues poor grammar cause i prefer to type quickly, but btw amendment is spelled with only one m

    #26 | Comment by michele — March 6, 2003 @ 3:41 pm

  27. "thess, that mite be true suuuuure, just as i told you id respect your daddy in the mornin after he was done goin down on me n enjoying it thoroughly"

    Jesus Christ on a STICK. I thought you touted yourself as intelligent, and was hoping you were at least MILDLY so.

    I can just picture you hunched over your keyboard, mouth hanging open, when your eyes widen–OHHO! The perfect comeback to anything, a reference to sexually dominating someone’s mother/father!

    When you wrench your mind out of that mentality and actually come up with something WORTH reading (such as an actual rebuttal of some sort?) we’ll try this "argument" thing again. I can’t be arsed to deal with it at this point.

    #27 | Comment by thess — March 6, 2003 @ 4:02 pm

  28. Meanwhile, I have no pride, so insult me as you wish.

    I must warn you however, my dad will throw you out at the curb, he’s a player.

    No hard feelings and all.

    #28 | Comment by Seriously — March 6, 2003 @ 4:57 pm

  29. "P.S.–i do know where the shift key is, i ues poor grammar cause i prefer to type quickly, but btw amendment is spelled with only one m"

    Translation: I prefer to be stupid because it is faster.

    And amendment is spelled with two m’s. aMendMent.

    #29 | Comment by gabdabary — March 6, 2003 @ 10:11 pm

  30. Alright, you guys are going to get me fired. I sit here in a cubicle laughing my ass off and everyone thinks I lost it. Gonna have to start reading this at home.

    Thess your post was awsome! Keep on keepin’ on.

    #30 | Comment by AKA Postal — March 6, 2003 @ 11:14 pm

  31. and thess returns with a vengence…gotta love Thess. 🙂 one of the voices of reason in an unreasonable world…or something like that…but anyhow, Thess rawks.

    #31 | Comment by mark — March 7, 2003 @ 9:55 am

  32. http://www.michaelhart.net

    #32 | Comment by j — March 22, 2003 @ 10:11 am

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