I guess I am the official badinagoodway advice girl.
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To: stacia@iamafish.org
Subject: YOU GIVE ADVICE?
From: *@mail.com
Date: Thu, Mar 13 2003 01:17:57 PM -0800 (GMT)
What does it feel like to get your wang mouthified?
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Well, last time I checked, I was not equipped with a wang, so I can’t really answer that. Maybe you could check with Wangs-R-Us.
My name is (the)Chad……
#1 | Comment by (the)Chad — March 15, 2003 @ 6:01 pm
……but I’m not telling you anything you don’t already know……
#2 | Comment by (the)Chad — March 15, 2003 @ 6:02 pm
oh great advice girl…
can i get pregnant if i give a guy a handjob? please say no, because im a vixen!
…
(hah)
#3 | Comment by liz — March 15, 2003 @ 6:06 pm
…..but then again liz isn’t telling you anything you didn’t already know…….
#4 | Comment by (the)Chad — March 15, 2003 @ 6:08 pm
Goshinga!
#5 | Comment by Goshinga — March 15, 2003 @ 8:40 pm
Of course you can get pregnant by handjobs, how do you think ugly people have kids?
…wait, that’s not funnny…
#6 | Comment by Seriously — March 15, 2003 @ 9:10 pm
that was funny.
#7 | Comment by gabdabary — March 15, 2003 @ 9:57 pm
its funny….unless you’re ugly…so IMHO…its damn hilarious.
#8 | Comment by Mark — March 15, 2003 @ 10:00 pm
I think the question was supposed to be…
"How does it feel to have your mouth wangified?"
NOT wang mouthified…
Do you have any experience in this matter?
#9 | Comment by Iron Chef — March 15, 2003 @ 10:29 pm
where the hell is justin?
#10 | Comment by hollowholes — March 15, 2003 @ 11:16 pm
"where the hell is justin?"
Getting lai…I mean, with his girlfriend.
#11 | Comment by Bubba — March 15, 2003 @ 11:54 pm
HA… I remember (the)Chad… best character in the movie… well best character without tits anyways.
And Damn it Justin, quit givin yer woman wang mouthification and get back here… shit man.. where are your priorities… beer, beer, computer, beer, woman, beer…
#12 | Comment by Dave Marshak — March 16, 2003 @ 1:38 am
Great.
#13 | Comment by Kingolf — March 16, 2003 @ 5:04 am
It’s like fucking a pussy with teeth…
…next question.
#14 | Comment by UdayHussein — March 16, 2003 @ 6:22 am
Yes, Fubar boys are so romantic……
"It’s like fucking a pussy with teeth…"
Yep, nothing turns on girls more than sweet talk of a good skull fucking. Very smooth. Smooth indeed. You’ll go far with the women, my friend. Bravo!
"I think the question was supposed to be…
"How does it feel to have your mouth wangified?"
NOT wang mouthified…Do you have any experience in this matter?"
Very subtle. Very tactful way of asking "Have you ever given a blowjob, and if so, is there a chance you would give me one?" What a surefire way to get head!!! Great job! Kuddos!
And Stacia, why do you keep posting oral sex stuff? Is there a fixation there? Do you like to see young males get all a flutter at the mention of fellatio? Many questions……many possible answers. The universe is a mystery my friends. Dark and mysterious, yet warm and inviting. A long tunnel waiting, yearning to be explored by man. Blah, blah, blah…
#15 | Comment by grud — March 16, 2003 @ 8:15 am
Good post
#16 | Comment by biz — March 16, 2003 @ 8:32 am
do u ppl make love for fun or have fun bcoz ur making love?
or the more traditionial- make love just for the heck of screwing girls out of their mind?
#17 | Comment by luke — March 16, 2003 @ 9:01 am
"……but I’m not telling you anything you don’t already know……"
Hey, Chad, how about not regurgitating catchphrases you heard on WWE Smackdown! in the hopes that someone will think it’s your original line and believe you’re witty???
And isn’t skull-fucking the "art" of fucking an orifice in the skull not meant for fucking? i.e. as Sgt. Hartman from Full Metal Jacket put it: "If you don’t wipe that stupid looking grin off your face I will gouge out your eyeballs and skullfuck you!".
#18 | Comment by Bryan — March 16, 2003 @ 11:29 am
Bryan: First of all, it’s (the)Chad, so get it right, and second of all, I dont watch Smackdown and I wasnt trying to be witty. I really don’t know where I got that line from. Anyway, it really doesn’t make a difference.
#19 | Comment by (the)Chad — March 16, 2003 @ 4:42 pm
Dave Marshak – "HA… I remember (the)Chad… best character in the movie… well best character without tits anyways. "
What movie was that?
#20 | Comment by (the)Chad — March 16, 2003 @ 4:43 pm
Charlie’s Angels you dumb fuck. And don’t be ripping off lines (and even your fucking name) and try to say you didn’t. We can see through bullshit…goddamn assfuck.
#21 | Comment by Bryan — March 16, 2003 @ 8:02 pm
"Very subtle. Very tactful way of asking "Have you ever given a blowjob, and if so, is there a chance you would give me one?" What a surefire way to get head!!! Great job! Kuddos!"
Actually here’s what I say…
"C’mon, just kiss it, just a little bit. Just for a minute. C’mon, I did it for you. You mean a lot to me. C’mon, please. I’ll kill your family and all your friends"
Works every time…
#22 | Comment by IronChef — March 16, 2003 @ 8:21 pm
stacia has dirty dishes in her head…
muahahahahha… she is da porn…
#23 | Comment by beng — March 16, 2003 @ 9:50 pm
Bryan got it…
"The" Chad was the character Tom Green (Canadian I might add, not that he is someone we are proud of) played on Charlies Angels, cuz at the time he was bonkin the shit outta Drew Barrymore.. so she got him that dumb ass role.. but he was funny.
#24 | Comment by Dave Marshak — March 17, 2003 @ 9:46 am
that movie was a waste of red hair dye.
#25 | Comment by starzie — March 17, 2003 @ 10:34 am
Yeah, it was. Although, Cameron Diaz was pretty funny dancing.
#26 | Comment by grud — March 17, 2003 @ 11:22 am
Cameron Diaz has a tiny ass,… women need to have some shape to their ass.. That Diaz ass gets only 1 thumb up… course I would still take her for a test spin.
#27 | Comment by Dave Marshak — March 17, 2003 @ 7:32 pm
http://www.michaelhart.net
#28 | Comment by j — March 22, 2003 @ 10:12 am