Wow. I swear i had a ton of things that i wanted to post about today that i had in mind last night but for the life of me, i can’t remember a single thing about what i wanted to post about. I should’ve written down all the ideas i had somewhere. Oh well. They’ll probably come back to me later in the day.

Okay well actually i do remember one thing that i wanted to mention. So lemme just get that out of the way. Amanda Bynes. She’s pretty hot. She’s in that new What A Girl Wants movie. I’m sure you’ve probably the the trailers for it on tv. Doesn’t really look too good though. Kinda reminds me of The Princess Diaries… set in England. I think she has a show on Nickelodeon or something. I dunno. I don’t have that channel. Actually wait, i do. I just never watch it. Either way she’s hot. That’s all that matters.

How old is she? She seems like she’s around Suzi’s age or something. Except that she doesn’t look 12. Hee.

Anyhoo, yeah, it’s been a while since i last posted up any good celeb pics and stuff. I think i’ll just do that for now.

Speaking of The Princess Diaries, whatsherface with the big eyes and big smile has grown some pretty big boobs since i last saw her onscreen.

She’s braless here. Smuggling peanuts.

That’s my new term for girls that have their nipples poking through their shirts and whatnot.

For example:

Here, Britney Spears is smuggling peanuts under her blouse. Bad Britney.

Anna Paquin, also smuggling peanuts. Tsk tsk.

Mandy Moore with some very nice cleavage. Not smuggling any peanuts though. Damn you Mandy. Smuggle some peanuts next time!!

Anyway, you get the idea now.

Peanut smugglers are the best.

I think i’ll leave you with some Olsen twins pics. I dare you not to have dirty thoughts after looking at the fourth pic.

Very guilty pleasure.

The fouth pic.

32 thoughts on “Peanuts!

  1. "Think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts…"

    #1 | Comment by Marty — March 18, 2003 @ 1:08 am

  2. The result: You win, dirty thoughts abound.

    Whatta pair!… (Ahem).. Time to come out of ‘Pervert-Rob’ mode again. 😉

    #2 | Comment by SubWolf — March 18, 2003 @ 1:08 am

  3. Heh, I can think all the dirty thoughts I want.

    #3 | Comment by KIngolf — March 18, 2003 @ 1:28 am

  4. I’m actually so old at this point that looking at that fourth Olsen Twins pic all I said was, "Hanson?"

    #4 | Comment by Umgawa — March 18, 2003 @ 1:53 am

  5. so i finally fucked my exgirlfriend of 5 years best friend. is that really that bad? considering i’ve been waiting 5 years to do it. anyways, it was great! except she literally used me for sex and thats it. normally thats great, except one thing. i think i’m starting to like the little slut. oh well, i guess i should keep her as a booty call. right? yes of course, nm

    #5 | Comment by uncle pauly — March 18, 2003 @ 2:38 am

  6. Anne Hathaway got real hot in a hurry.

    #6 | Comment by Mr Blonde — March 18, 2003 @ 2:40 am

  7. Justin….you are finally doing justice to your name…too bad I didn’t get to meet your gf. talked to her on the phone though!

    #7 | Comment by Victim — March 18, 2003 @ 2:45 am

  8. indeed that last pic was jinxed. eh?

    #8 | Comment by lite — March 18, 2003 @ 3:15 am

  9. Dammit justin, where’s the fifth pic? the one where the twins start gettin down…..? oh wait, you said "not to have dirty thoughts.." blast you!

    #9 | Comment by Clayboy — March 18, 2003 @ 3:30 am

  10. okay Justin we waited long enough when are you gonna have the olson twins on your site. hey I’ve got nothing against Avril but come on we all want to see it. Bring on the twins.

    #10 | Comment by Sliy — March 18, 2003 @ 4:09 am

  11. ah… peanuts at its best…

    i think britneys nipples kinda look like snoopys nose… ha ha smuggling snoopy…

    #11 | Comment by beng — March 18, 2003 @ 4:51 am

  12. Brittney Spears looks like she’s one potatoe chip away from exploded into obesity. Implants and all. Skank.

    #12 | Comment by grud — March 18, 2003 @ 5:16 am

  13. damn, typo’s. Need more coffee.

    #13 | Comment by grud — March 18, 2003 @ 5:17 am

  14. olson twins = birth control

    I wouldn’t fuck them with Justin’s dick.

    #14 | Comment by Poobah — March 18, 2003 @ 5:56 am

    wat the fuck.

    #15 | Comment by luke — March 18, 2003 @ 8:41 am

  16. need I remind you rabid horn-dogs that those women didn’t grow up hot, or "get hot in a hurry." They got famous and got image consultants. I mean, Avril’s "wardrobe manager" got all pissed off that no-one mentioned how "punk" Avril looked that evening. What the fuck ever. *rolls eyes* I HATE Avril.

    #16 | Comment by thefelinepunk — March 18, 2003 @ 9:19 am

  17. And um, by "that evening" I meant "At the Grammy’s." I was thinking faster than I type again… need more Mountain Dew.

    #17 | Comment by thefelinepunk — March 18, 2003 @ 9:20 am

  18. WOOHOO this is what fubar is all about… just found out your site returned and read all the previous posts pfft I’m a bit tired now… its great everything returned to normal!

    #18 | Comment by WP_LeGeNd — March 18, 2003 @ 9:31 am

  19. J post feels like it came out of a time machine from FUBAR March 2002…with one exception. In March 2002, one of the pix would have been topless. I’ve grown so accustomed to reading long posts from Eve and the occasional lame post from you that I’d forgotten how amusing an old-school Justin post can be.

    BTW – I’m guessing that the "peanut smuggling" pic is not braless. Just a little colder in the room when it was taken.

    #19 | Comment by RedEye — March 18, 2003 @ 9:48 am

  20. Hoohoo… now *that* is pure-Justinian-esq posting! But I echo RedEye where the tasteful topless girls come in…

    #20 | Comment by Averrhyz — March 18, 2003 @ 10:54 am

  21. In the state I live in, a 17 year old can legally engage in consensual sex…I think the twins should move here…

    #21 | Comment by Bryan — March 18, 2003 @ 11:47 am

  22. Mmm, Amanda Bynes…I fell in love with from her first "Ask Ashley" skit on All That. Because I am a freak. She’s the only reason to watch the film Big Fat Liar and the show What I Like About You, though I do seem to remember that Jennie Garth used to be hot at some point.

    #22 | Comment by Banana — March 18, 2003 @ 12:06 pm

  23. Take it easy there felinepunk. I just meant she looks more mature and generally hotter since the last time I saw her. I hadn’t seen her since The Princess Diaries.

    #23 | Comment by Mr Blonde — March 18, 2003 @ 12:56 pm

  24. Jennie Garth was hot. I remember watching BH 90210… hoping there’d be scenes with her in a bikini in every episode. Alas, they were few and far in between.

    #24 | Comment by Justin — March 18, 2003 @ 1:11 pm

  25. It’s "SMUGGLING RAISINS!!!!!"

    Always has been, always will be…

    #25 | Comment by IronChef — March 18, 2003 @ 5:14 pm

  26. or raspberries. they can look like raspberries too you know.

    #26 | Comment by Justin — March 18, 2003 @ 5:28 pm

  27. i always preferred to say that the girls were saluting. or that the turkeys were done.

    gotta love girls that salute.

    #27 | Comment by gabdabary — March 18, 2003 @ 10:12 pm

  28. I prefer the male "salute" a lot more.

    #28 | Comment by thefelinepunk — March 20, 2003 @ 10:39 am

  29. *listens to rowr.waw*

    *Salutes TheFelinePunk*

    #29 | Comment by Kingolf — March 20, 2003 @ 5:33 pm


    #30 | Comment by j — March 22, 2003 @ 10:13 am

  31. I keep returning to this page, for those Olsen Twins pics… man, 207 days now. 🙂

    #31 | Comment by Suburban Wolf — November 19, 2003 @ 11:41 am

  32. marykate and ashely are hot you got my dick to stand up by looking at those pictures

    #32 | Comment by horny elmo — April 29, 2004 @ 8:04 pm

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