So.

Apparently we have a problem.

See. I’m using up a shitload of bandwidth (about 50 gigs a month i think) and since my host isn’t making as much bank as before (porn links companies got shut down or something, hasn’t been getting his weekly thousand dollar checks), it’s becoming a little too expensive for him to host this site for free.

So. Either i close down the site forevah. Or. I start putting up POP UP/POP UNDER ADS. Or. I make a new layout. Like, with new HTML and stuff. See, the main problem is that each time one of you loads up this index page (and the images on this page), about 500k’s worth of bandwidth is eaten up. Multiply that by 3000 each day and that’s a whole lotta bandwidth.

So anyway, i personally haven’t even fooled around with HTML since like… August 2001 or something like that. Honestly, i think i may have even forgotten how to code layouts. Okay actually no i haven’t. I actually was working on a new layout a coupla weeks ago. But i sorta gave up before it was done and i deleted it. Now i regret doing that because now i really do need that new layout.

Anyway, this was what it was basically gonna look like.

stfu don’t laugh at my drawings.

Anyhow, would any of you like to design the next fubar layout? Perhaps something similar to what i was working on? Or maybe something even better?

Preferably, it’d be great if it could have:

  • The same color scheme.
  • Just one main image at the top of the site instead of five.
  • Two columns to the left (like in the picture) for links and buttons and crap. One main column for the posts.
  • Altogether about 100k in size (or less, index.html + .jpgs) for the main page.
  • Sub pages should have the same basic layout as the index.html
  • Coded for GreyMatter. I’ll let you get into my GM and FTP to change stuff around.
  • No fucking iFrames.

    Any takers? E-mail me ASAP.

    If not, then suffer the wrath of ADVERTISING ON FUBAR. Or worse. Permanent shut down.

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