Just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in…

Hey, guys, I’ve decided that I need a new car. I also don’t want to bother paying for it myself, or learning any sort of financial responsibility. Send me money. GIGGLE.

Hi, y’all. It’s been a little while. I’ve been working a lot lately, and attempting to figure out what to do with myself now that there’s the absence of that former constant in my life, Shawn…I never realized how goddamned much time we spent together.

Anyone seen Anger Management yet? What a heaping pile of shit THAT is, yeah? We went to go see it last night, and I came about this|close to walking out; I like Adam Sandler, and I love Jack Nicholson, so I figured it would be decent at least, but uh…no. Adam Sandler needs to stop doing these Goofy Good Guy characters, they just aren’t working for him.

Marisa Tomei and her hotness were the only saving grace of the movie. Well…her and the monk scene, I guess.

(Yes, this “update” does have a point…I just didn’t want to throw out the plug and click submit, so there was the waste of space filler to go along with it.)

Marleysghost, y’all. I’m not just plugging him because he plugged me, just so you know…it’s kinda like a hearkening back to the days when there was that retarded little linky-circle thing of Will, the Romeo-Turn boys, that other guy whose name I forget, Lucy from Godzillafine/Chrome and that girl who was really hot. (Whose name I also forgot.) That, and he’s a great writer; I figured if you could take a break from the camgirl livejournals and tit pictures, money-grubbing and ass-kissing for hits long enough to read it, maybe you’d enjoy it.

That, and I’m sick of reading about Lillix incessantly.

23 thoughts on “Just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in…

  1. buy yourself a humvee, and i thought that movie was sorta ok.. better then sandlers average anyway

    #1 | Comment by Lock — May 5, 2003 @ 9:10 am

  2. Honda Accords rule. Especially four-door sedans with little, tiny engines.

    Oh, and I can’t find your paypal link.

    #2 | Comment by Seriously — May 5, 2003 @ 9:35 am

  3. *giggle giggle*

    #3 | Comment by Justin — May 5, 2003 @ 11:29 am

  4. Take a break from money-grubbing and ass-kissing? But that’s the best part.

    #4 | Comment by Onan — May 5, 2003 @ 11:59 am

  5. show us yer tithees

    #5 | Comment by andy — May 5, 2003 @ 12:07 pm

  6. Seriously: Email me for some special pictures to supplement the special paypal link I will be sending you.

    #6 | Comment by thess — May 5, 2003 @ 2:54 pm

  7. Thess-

    That’s one way you could raise money. There’s a lot of morons here who’d donate for pics of you in various states of undress.

    #7 | Comment by smash — May 5, 2003 @ 4:51 pm

  8. i think to get the full extent of the car joke, one must visit meg’s site and read her latest post

    #8 | Comment by Justin — May 5, 2003 @ 4:59 pm

  9. Justin <3

    #9 | Comment by thess — May 5, 2003 @ 7:11 pm


    #10 | Comment by RedEye — May 5, 2003 @ 9:27 pm

  11. Re: the last bit…I’d kinda have to, grud.

    #11 | Comment by thess — May 6, 2003 @ 2:41 am

  12. Thanks for posting, I miss your posts. I also appreciate your sarcastic humor, and the kenny rogers title.

    #12 | Comment by Devon — May 6, 2003 @ 3:03 am

  13. You might be able to see my tithees pretty soon, if I can get a good picture of them.

    (I’d offer to link to this site too, but I get the feeling there’s already several hundred blogs that do.)

    #13 | Comment by Marley — May 6, 2003 @ 3:37 am

  14. "I want to cruise around in a bikini with Liz and Leah and my homegurls (ha) in a convertable… So yeah think about that.."

    Seriously….are guys THAT desperate?

    #14 | Comment by Pancho — May 6, 2003 @ 4:57 am

  15. apparently so. have you ever read the comments that she gets from her readers?


    #15 | Comment by Justin — May 6, 2003 @ 7:30 am

  16. Thess, enjoy the free time. You earned it.

    A slight critique, you should have posted some obnoxious picture of yourself in some psuedo-sexy pose while nibbling on your index fingernail. That would have captured the car issue perfectly. Oh, and stuff your bra.

    #16 | Comment by grud — May 6, 2003 @ 12:46 pm

  17. Amusing story: my site stats tripled, and I think ‘huh, must’ve got fubared’.
    I want a car too. However, as an A cup, I’m going to be buying it myself. *sings Independent Women, badly*

    #17 | Comment by Lucy — May 7, 2003 @ 1:00 am

  18. I love you, Lucy.

    #18 | Comment by thess — May 7, 2003 @ 2:06 am

  19. Oh lookie, my name’s linked. I wonder where to?

    #19 | Comment by Seriously — May 7, 2003 @ 2:38 am

  20. …ahahahahahah. 🙂 Awesome. Fuckin’ eh, awesome.

    #20 | Comment by thess — May 7, 2003 @ 3:01 am

  21. Seriously, that’s impressive stuff! It does look pretty labor intensive though. You wouldn’t be stalking Thess would you?

    #21 | Comment by grud — May 7, 2003 @ 3:15 am

  22. It’s not that I wouldn’t, but I don’t know HTML.

    Actually, I thought that site was old news.

    #22 | Comment by Seriously — May 7, 2003 @ 5:39 am

  23. Seriously, that was Seriously funny, I haven’t laughed that hard in a while. I lead a sad sheltered life.

    #23 | Comment by AKA postal — May 7, 2003 @ 9:06 pm

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