9 thoughts on “Ahh…”

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   you know….vegetables increase breast perkiness.

   #1 | Comment by radish01001 — July 27, 2003 @ 3:33 pm

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   wow, such nice boooooooooooooooobies… i have just become a big fan of the wonderbra.

   #2 | Comment by jb — July 27, 2003 @ 3:33 pm

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   Maybe with all the saline behind those boobies, Simpson’s breast act as barometers….they indicate the air pressure around her

   #3 | Comment by smash — July 27, 2003 @ 6:57 pm

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   I think those might be real. Vote?

   #4 | Comment by grud — July 27, 2003 @ 7:48 pm

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   jessica simpson is married to that one guy from that one band that sucks.

   #5 | Comment by thefelinepunk — July 27, 2003 @ 7:56 pm

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   Who?!?! Dave Grohl? 🙂

   Actually, I was disappointed to read this morning that she and her idiot husband were doing a reality show for MTV. HINT for MTV: NO ONE CARES ABOUT HER FUCKING HUSBAND AND THEIR DUMBASS MARRIAGE (unless they brawl and throw crap at each other and spew profanity in the process). They want to see HER. Guys will not watch it unless she is scantily clad and skanking around.

   #6 | Comment by grud — July 27, 2003 @ 8:05 pm

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   In response to thefelinepunk’s comment……….I believe she is married to Nick, the fucktart from the sucky boyband 98 degrees……….or 98 dipshits, as I prefer to call them.

   I read that Jessica Simpson’s breasts are indeed real(and a 34DD if anyone cares to know), but it is obvious that a Wonderbra is used for that extra uplift, unless she succombed to cosmetic surgery NOT for implants but for giving the equivalent of a facelift for that pair of mammoths hanging above her ribs.

   And about this MTV reality show……….Guys may not watch it unless Jessica Simpson is scantily clad, but I sure as well wouldn’t watch any show unless there is full-fledged nudity of husband Nick OR his little brother(who also happens to be in their sucky boyband).

   Better yet, ditch that idea altogether……….now a reality show with Colin Farrell dancing around naked would be even better……….give me some of that good irish cream of his 😉

   #7 | Comment by Becca — July 28, 2003 @ 6:53 pm

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   I love Dave Grohl.

   #8 | Comment by thefelinepunk — July 30, 2003 @ 7:36 pm

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   I just saw the first episode of the show and frankly it sucks. Who gives a rats butt that she is so spoiled she needs to hire help because she is too lazy to clean up after herself. Give me a freakin break. To be honest, she came across as a bit scattered. Learn to clean up after yourself and grow up a bit or this marriage will not last too long.

   Rumor has it they have already signed a deal for season 2. It better get a lot better then tonight’s epi or they will be canceled.

   #9 | Comment by Why_did_I_watch_this-Crap — August 20, 2003 @ 11:16 am