I was over at the bootleg place where i usually get all my DVDs yesterday and i saw a bootleg of the new B. Lo/Bennifer flick Gigli on VCD. I was actually contemplating on just picking it up despite the fact of the horrible reviews it’s been getting. I was thinking, “I’m sure it can’t be THAT bad”. Besides, it would’d only cost me like less than US$1.25. But in the end, i decided against buying it.
Anyhow, i was just over at Rotten Tomatoes and LOL. I guess it really is THAT bad..!
You know a movie is bad when you’d rather read the reviews than actually view it.
#1 | Comment by Kingolf — August 3, 2003 @ 4:13 am
sometimes the reviews are even more entertaining than the movie itself. haha.
#2 | Comment by Justin — August 3, 2003 @ 5:00 am
"It’s Glitter for OUR generation!"
– Rolling Stone or SPIN, I forget which.
Fuck any movie that needs an ending change after a consultation with the "Test Audience." If a movie can’t stand on it’s own without a bunch of hired, off-the-street yuppies there to bounce it off of, then it isn’t worth watching.
If they would have asked a crowd of people like me to "test-view" their stupid turd of a movie, I would have asked them to remake the whole movie.
And for good measure, I’d just like to say fuck Ben Affleck for his sucky acting and Jennifer Lopez for her wannabe, false-hearted, crappy ass career and her misleading attitude. "Jenny from the Block" my ass.
/rant
#3 | Comment by thefelinepunk — August 3, 2003 @ 8:11 pm