Suck a fuck…

I went and saw SWAT today with my friend Terry. I actually liked it, and thought it was a really good movie. Colin Farrell was good, and was Samuel L. Jackson. LL Cool J has gotten fat… and then there was that other dude…

Two things i noticed: One, the camera never stays still in an action sequence… there is a shitload of pointless shaking and panning and jerking the camera around to add, i guess, to the suspense of the scene. And Two, the music was really great except for some shitty rap at the end about Sammy Jackson.

Yesterday I watched Donnie Darko for the first time in a while… that movie owns all. Donnie Darko is my hero… and I’m going to be a giant scary apocalyptic-telling bunny who is doer of evil things for halloween… but no one will get it… because they suck.

Two days ago I watched Monty Pythoin and the Holy Grail. God I forgot how funny those guys were. The random shit that they can come up with is hilarious

I’ve just realized I’ve been watching a lot of movies as of late… and I got tired of seing Justin’s post…

Cellar Door.

19 thoughts on “Suck a fuck…

  1. Top 5 my ass!

    #1 | Comment by Bubba — August 11, 2003 @ 6:08 pm


    Geezus. How in in the almighty’s name is it possible to stretch your already undeserved 15 minutes of fame into anymore than that? There should be an internet ban on any of these tools ever being able to register any kinds of domanins. Isn’t it bad enough that "kyle" from the real world is on some fucking soap?

    #2 | Comment by leeqveed — August 11, 2003 @ 6:20 pm

  3. hmm. michelle rodriguez. to make fuck or not to make fuck? i think i need to go watch my blue crush dvd again to make up my mind.

    #3 | Comment by Justin — August 11, 2003 @ 6:32 pm

  4. Damn Justin, you have so many gay movies…

    #4 | Comment by Bubba — August 11, 2003 @ 6:54 pm

  5. I love Monty Python and the Holy Grail. the sad thing is, I can watch that movie, and say half of the lines, along with the characters.

    "Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelled of alderberries, now begone, or I shall be forced to taunt you a second time. Ahaha!"

    "An african swallow, or a european one?"
    "I don’t knooooooooooooow!!"

    And those subtitles at the beginning…priceless..

    #5 | Comment by alexhawker — August 11, 2003 @ 7:04 pm

  6. Justin, your boyfriend was on David Letterman last week…

    I think he kinda misses not being on the site layout anymore… 🙁

    #6 | Comment by Becca — August 11, 2003 @ 8:02 pm

  7. i was at a party one time & these two guys who were obviously really drunk followed me going around "heyyyyyyyy donnie darko! you look like the chick from donnie darko! HEY GUYS, SHE LOOKS LIKE THE CHICK FROM DONNIE DARKO!!" erm–i don’t know, i don’t think i look like the chick from donnie darko. actually jena malone is ugly, i don’t want to look like her.

    #7 | Comment by liz — August 11, 2003 @ 9:26 pm

  8. yeah besides, you already look like eliza dushku. DO NOT DISAGREE.

    #8 | Comment by Justin — August 11, 2003 @ 9:35 pm

  9. I DO DISAGREE….maybe we should restart the voting. with a NEW picture.

    #9 | Comment by liz — August 11, 2003 @ 9:42 pm

  10. no! look! everybody already agrees!

    #10 | Comment by Justin — August 11, 2003 @ 9:46 pm

  11. thats cuz you gave them ONE picture. where i happened to look a little like her. but i don’t. not really.

    #11 | Comment by liz — August 11, 2003 @ 9:48 pm

  12. Ooh, new poll!

    #12 | Comment by Bubba — August 11, 2003 @ 10:24 pm

  13. Ms. Malone is unattractive now, but she wasn’t always.

    Shit, now I’m a pedophile.

    #13 | Comment by Seriously — August 12, 2003 @ 2:25 am

  14. dude, i so thought about doing the Donnie Darko bunny this year, but decided on going as a life sized Lawn Gnome and i got 7 friends who are gonna do the same thing…so, you have 8 Lawn Gnomes that will be running around on people’s lawns trying to scare people as they freeze into stereotypical "Lawn Gnome" esque poses…hahaha. it should be funny as hell.

    ok, i want to see a pic of Liz…some one fork it over…because, if she looks like Eliza…she must be stalked, ohh yes…hahaha

    #14 | Comment by NinjaBartender — August 12, 2003 @ 10:27 am

  15. For a little added uneeded information, do you know where ‘Cellar Door’ came from? J.R.R. Tolkien said that out of all the combinations of all the words in the english language, those two words together were the most beautiful. I’m not a LOTR geek, I haven’t even read the books yet, I just retain wortheless information that I hear.

    #15 | Comment by BrandtCooleyDotCom — August 12, 2003 @ 5:37 pm

  16. Okay I’ve seen Donnie Darko twice and I was just wondering how do you guys interpret this movie cuz it was really weird I read a lot of explanations on the web but how do you guys see it?

    #16 | Comment by WP_LeGeNd — August 12, 2003 @ 8:30 pm

  17. I saw it as a movie.

    #17 | Comment by Bubba — August 12, 2003 @ 8:36 pm

  18. you saw it on hbo you bitchswaker

    #18 | Comment by slurp slurp — August 13, 2003 @ 9:54 am

  19. For lots of Donnie Darko crap, including passwords for the very cool website (, see here

    #19 | Comment by Jacob — August 13, 2003 @ 12:11 pm

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