Nyuk nyuk nyuk. At one point in time, my site was actually listed third right under MTV and VH1 if you did a search for “Madonna kissing Britney/Christina” on Google. Now it’s somewhere in the top ten. But nonetheless, how about that? This site being right up there with MTV and VH1. Ahahaha. Google loves the fubar.
Anyhow, if you’re looking for the high res pics and vid of the (unremarkably brief) kiss between those three ladies, click here.
Other just enjoy this here pic:
Poor guy. Well at least he won a bunch of awards for his video which was essentially just a four minute fuck you to Britney. All she got was a kiss.
Look at Mary J. Blige in the background. She looks disgusted. Hehehe.
All in all. Aside from the whole Madonna kissing Britney and Christina thing, i hear that this year’s VMA’s wasn’t really anything to shout home about (i haven’t actually seen it yet. not even sure if it’s already been shown here on MTV Asia). Anyhow, it’s shame that Johnny Cash’s Hurt didn’t win best male video. That was a good video. Never actually got to see it on air though. Had to download the damn thing off the net. I read somewhere that MTV only played it like 6 times. But then again i wouldn’t really know. I haven’t been watching MTV since April 2003. Anyhow, it’s a most excellent video and you’re a Gerry if haven’t seen it.
Question: Was Alyson Stoner at the VMA’s? You know. That little white girl in all of Missy Elliot’s videos. She’s cute. A damn good dancer too. Also, how come Gossip Folks wasn’t nominated. I thought that it was a much better video than Work It. Plus it had Ludacris in it. Ludacris is the shit.
So i was tinkering around with the site earlier, trying to get Movable Type working but i failed. Perhaps i shall try working it out some other time.
Anyhow, i’d like to talk about Jessica Simpson a bit.
But why talk when a picture can paint a thousand words.
Click for a high res picture.Anyhow, i finally got around to watching Mr Deeds the other night. And i have come to the conclusion that Winona Ryder has, quite possibly, the jiggliest boobs in Hollywood. Not that they even jiggle around that much in the movie but from the looks of them, they look like they would jiggle a lot. So i went around the net looking for pictures and clips of her jiggly boobies and i found a nice jiggly video clip of her running down some steps from the movie Dracula.
By the way, celebritymoviearchive.com is a most excellent site where you can get pretty much any clip of any celeb you could possibly ever think of. Real cheap too. $2.95 gets you 100 megs of ‘credit’ to download any vid you want. No monthly fees or anything. Just a one time $2.95 payment. And if you join now and add this e-mail address (psykotik_1@hotmail.com) as a referrer, you get a bonus 20 megs of credit added to your account.
And if joining isn’t an option for you, that site is pretty fun to browse around too. They have screencaps of every vid they have on there up for free.
Anyhow, i was sad to find out that Winona Ryder has never done any topless scenes. None where you can actually see anything anyway. Although you do get to see like half of her nipple for like a split second in that Autumn In New York movie. That alone was enough to make my penis explode.
Anyway, so i got bored looking at Winona’s half tit after a while and i decided to browse the site alphabetically. Letter by letter. And so i got around to the letter T right, and who do i see listed amongst everyone else? Keegan Connor Tracy! The big forehead chick from Final Destination 2! I never even knew she’d done onscreen nudity before. What a most excellent site.
But enough of these humans. We all know that cartoons are much better than any boring human.
So Bubba and i were on AIM and somehow i started talking about how hot that squirrel looking chick thing was in that Tailspin cartoon. I think her name was Gadget. And then Bubba says:
Bubba: Gadget was from Chip n Dale: Rescue Rangers, NOT Tailspin, Justin! You l00by bitch, you don’t know anything…
Justin: so then who was that squirrel dog looking chick in tailspin? she was hot. i’d tap that.
Bubba: I’m not sure what her name was, but I think I know who you’re talking about.
Justin: shit. disney chicks are hot. even the animals.
Bubba: Screw Disney animal chicks, I want to hump Cheetara. RAAWRRR! That was one hot pussy…
Justin: you know who else was hot. that female rabbit that was seducing thumper in bambi. shit she made my penis explode.
Bubba: Lady and the Tramp had all kinds of cute bitches in it. I want to make puppies with them all…
Justin: come to think of it, bambi’s mom was pretty hot too. now that’s what i call a MILF.
Bubba: I wanna hump Evil-Lyn so hard up the cootch. I’ll show her who really has the power….my cock. *pang wink*
Justin: fuck evil-lyn. the baronness from GIJOE was much hotter. the things i would do with her action figure… if it were lifesize… and alive. heck i bet i’d have her screaming COBRA LALALALLALALALALLALALALALAA in bed all night.
Bubba: Ooh, G.I.Joe chickadees! I want Jinx on my pang. Yeah-hah, lights out little girly! *grabs Jinx figure and puts on pang* Hmm…it’s just not the same. =\
Justin: fuck that. i’ll tell you who else is hot. arcee from the fucking transformers. she was one damn hot pink car. i’d ride her all night long.
Bubba: Hmm, that’s pretty good…but you know who else is ridable? My Little Pony. That’s one fine horse….giddyup lil cowboy Bubba.;-)
Justin: you are sick. but you’re right, they should really stop making all these animal chicks so hot. like minerva mink from the fucking animaniacs. man what i would give to be able to lick her furry little boobies. although i dunno. that would probably suck a lot because i once sucked on a human titty and it had a hair on it and it was gross. minerva is still one hot minx though.
And then Bubba sent me this:
Sometimes i question his sanity.
Hee hee hee, Suzi’s new layout. =D
#1 | Comment by Bubba — August 31, 2003 @ 9:55 pm
I question both of your sanities (can you say that?) 😛
#2 | Comment by MyKe — August 31, 2003 @ 10:46 pm
What about the beast from Bueaty and the Beast? I’d tap that ass.
#3 | Comment by WhoaMan — September 1, 2003 @ 1:16 am
Bambi’s mom as an MILF is just plain nasty.
#4 | Comment by Discommode — September 1, 2003 @ 1:47 am
http://www.denhvideklat.dk/Catoon/Chip-Chap/013.htm
#5 | Comment by Kingolf — September 1, 2003 @ 2:00 am
sick sick sick
"Question: Was Alyson Stoner at the VMA’s?"
yup, she came out w/all these other ppl when missy won video of the year. timbaland or someone was carrying her. and missy thanked her in her speech.
#6 | Comment by TheOtherAmy — September 1, 2003 @ 2:22 am
you guys are sick sick bastards… but that picture actually turned me on also!
#7 | Comment by WP_LeGeNd — September 1, 2003 @ 3:21 am
The chick of tailspins name is rebecca assclowns…geeeezzzz….she aint as hawt as the cat off hethcliff
#8 | Comment by freestylefritz — September 1, 2003 @ 4:38 am
is it normal that those pictures give you a boner?
#9 | Comment by Ikke — September 1, 2003 @ 9:20 am
Jessica Simpsons boobies look lop sided…but I still want to stick my junk between them…
#10 | Comment by Will — September 1, 2003 @ 10:43 am
both of you are sick, justin 😉
what ever happened to tapping ariel’s… uhhhh tail???
#11 | Comment by vhw — September 1, 2003 @ 12:49 pm
Justin Timberlake is rather pathetic… but he’s sexy as hell.
And I’d be ALL OVER Prince Eric from The Little Mermaid, if given the chance.
(Look, there’s the sequel! But do I need to become an animated cartoon, or will he "cross over" into my world?)
#12 | Comment by Amy — September 1, 2003 @ 2:13 pm
Justin Timberlake is not that sexy at all.
He is just a mediocre boy who is played up by the media to be "America’s New Heartthrob," thus convincing girls all across the country to think that this guy actually has something more than the average joe in the way of looks.
Especially now with the short hair–he cannot pull off that hairstyle that well.
#13 | Comment by Becca — September 1, 2003 @ 4:13 pm
Geez….you’re so gross Amy. =\
#14 | Comment by Bubba — September 1, 2003 @ 10:38 pm
Alright, Becca, I said before you shouldn’t apologize for your opinions…
But that statement about Timberlake is simply unacceptable!
If he is in fact an "average joe" in terms of looks, well then, damn… I want to come live where you do. Cause they don’t grow ’em like that around here.
I forgive it all. The terrible music, the stolen dance moves, the cheesy manufactured image, the white-boy goes ghetto line of hair along his jawline.
I would do vile, nasty things to that boy.
So nasty, Bubba’s comment would be absolutely true.
http://www.afterophelia.com/timberlake.jpg
#15 | Comment by Amy — September 2, 2003 @ 6:12 am
I was talking about you and Prince Eric. He’s a cartoon for Christ’s sake…gross.
#16 | Comment by Bubba — September 2, 2003 @ 6:42 am
http://afterophelia.com/eric.jpg
Color him in, strip him down, and take the homoerotic flute out of his mouth….
That’s one sexy beast.
#17 | Comment by Amy — September 2, 2003 @ 6:56 am
Ewwwwwww! Wanting to have sex with cartoons is preposterously wrong! You sick little monkey…
#18 | Comment by Bubba — September 2, 2003 @ 7:13 am
Amy: I’d post a bum shot I found of him, but I’m at school.
And exactly how is that flute erotic?
#19 | Comment by Kingolf — September 2, 2003 @ 3:11 pm
The only reason the flute strikes me as "erotic" at all is because I’ve already gone and sexualized Prince Eric.
Had I not been thinking unclean thoughts about the animated man, it would have just been a flute.
My mind is in the gutter, so it’s erotic. (through no fault of the flute’s or Eric’s)
#20 | Comment by Amy — September 2, 2003 @ 9:39 pm
Yeah yeah.
You just wanted to use the word "homo-erotic."
#21 | Comment by Kingolf — September 2, 2003 @ 10:12 pm
Yes, ignore my explanation.
I just like saying homoerotic.
homoerotic, homo-erotic.
With or without the hyphen, it’s still great fun to type.
Homoerotically yours,
Amy
#22 | Comment by Amy — September 2, 2003 @ 10:27 pm
That bear chick from talespin was hot, but not as hot as princess sally from sonic the hedghog show. theres something about a naked squirrel that make ya think.
#23 | Comment by Roan — September 12, 2003 @ 2:01 pm