That pose is so familiar…
27 09 2003Why is it that every female celebrity has to have at least one picture taken like this?
I mean, come on it’s tired already.
I say they break some new ground and stop with “all but the nipples” poses. They should have a model pose for the cover of a magazine in neck to ankle dress, with two holes cut out to show her nipples. It would be the “nothing but nipples” pose, and I think it could catch on.
I think those two particular pieces of flesh need to be destigmatized.
*edited to add*
OK, this is amusing. I just went in search of other pictures of celebrity women posing this way. I know there have been many, but my mind is drawing a blank on specific people. Searching for covering nipples, I did stumble upon a pdf company contract for a cam girl. A few of these rules amused me to no end:
……………………………….
Topless and covering nipples
NO pasties
NO covering your bare breasts with your hands
NO covering nudity with a towel or pillow
You MUST keep your panties on in Free Chat
NO pussy wedgies
NO pussy flashes
NO fingers or any other devices under your panties
NO exposing any pubic hair
Simulated sex with toys
Keep dildos away from your mouth, vagina or anus
Any type of masturbation whether on or off camera
NO massaging of vaginal areas or anus
Groping
NO fondling breasts, pinching nipples
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Fascists. :)
ahh… the number of times i actually jerked off to that picture back in 1999….
wait, did i just say that out loud?
Back in the day, that pic was good. What about the one with her ass on the cover of rolling stones.
I’m with Justin, I ruined that magazine.
hm. i’m more of a boob man. asses don’t do it for me.
i also am quite fond of this pose.
ahh… the number of times i actually jerked off to that picture back in 2001….
i said that out loud again didn’t i?
I wonder what pictures Amy has pleasured herself too.
Justin… What about 2000??
I can, and always will, appreciate the "all but nipples" pose. Try as I might, I cannot find one single thing wrong with that picture, save for me not being there as the "Designated Coverer".
I think Amy should be the first to use the "nothing but nipples" pose for an exclusive FUBAR spread……
smash — This one, of course.
Or maybe sometimes This one.
Heh. :)
Amy…that cam site sounds boring with all those rules…
Amy…I was a sexy bastard as a kid. Let’s just hope the gaysexcrazedweasel doesn’t give justin or I lighting/makeup/posing advice.
2000? why, katie holmes of course!
the gift of katie holmes’ breasts. thank you mr sam raimi.
and thank you also for kirsten dunst’s nipples in 2002.
yikes crystal.
And Justin, that picture of Katherine Heigel is as smoking now as it was in 2001
While mammories are fun and all, I’ll take a nice ass and legs any day of the week over a set of hoo-ha’s.
Girl-ass.
NOT boy-ass. Jeezus.
SMASH - Justin asked me to do a how-to make-up post… BUT I declined… hmmm… who’s the homo now?
Thank god someone finally posted a "how-to-make-love" to a woman piece. I had no idea you had to kiss her at least 3 times before inserting your penis. Learn a goddamn new thing every day…
I happen to like that pose, but it is getting pretty common, but I like that too.
I wonder if that pose wasn’t originally intended for the females that were terrbibly attractive except for some "flaw" in her nipples.
"Terrbibly" is a word, and don’t tell me it isn’t.
Fuck I’m so off today.
sezcrazedhomo - you didnt know you had to kiss a girl three times before intercourse? Is that because your men usually do not kiss you three times before they enter you?
god i hate jennifer aniston.
Vas?
But I’m sure Ms. Aniston likes you.
Reminds of this one:
http://www.laphonecards.com/images/jjackson.jpg
I think it was an R/S cover back in the day.
Here’s a pretty damn funny knock-off:
http://unattached.i-no.de/art/stoi.png
Other weirdos who are always doing that kind of thing: Probably like Cher, Demi Moore. But I am not motivated to scan those images for an example.
The cover-them-with-long-hair strategy is sexier.
What is it with everyones’ infatuation with boobs today?
what do you mean, _today_?? :o
i thought it was an ongoing, neverending, eternally passionate sort of affair–the love of boobage, that is.
Quantum –
http://www.angelfire.com/md2/nest/GenH.jpg
Is the actual piece of art…
ALL YOUR BOOBS ARE BELONG TO US.
haha, something about the way that jennifer photo came out reminds me of this pic–maybe it’s the washed-out look to the photograph. or maybe it’s the boobs. whatever.
Justin-
Hah! All your base still continues to be my favorite internet phenom, even more so that the Star Wars Kid stuff.
btw - is it a little narcassistic to add your url to your name when we are ON your site?
I hate you all.
Make your time, Bubba.
I <3 Florida.
Bubba, I’m happy you broke your apparent vow of comment-silence, but I’m sorry to see that you hate. I miss your comments. Without you, I’m stuck reading stupid crap like this — "ALL YOUR BOOBS ARE BELONG TO US." from Justin. :)
bubba claims that wasn’t him. but proof is in the pudding his absence is noted.
Ummmm, did I mention how much I love Florida??
Did I mention how much I love when people fill others in on what the hell they’re talking about?
Stop posting as Bubba whoever you are. We will find you and eat your children.
as a floridian, ill take this opportunity to follow up Amy with the direct question: why do you love florida so much (or at all), embus?
Any place where you are, Crystal, is a wondrously magical place, and thusly warrants the full spectrum of love that I have to give (which happens to be a vastly enormous amount).
;)
Embus you kiss ass, knock it off. I was pining after Stal long before you! :-P
Merkins, Amy! You forgot Merkins!
i love boobs…………
me too………
She should fucked very hard to the deepest