Whats up fubarbs

Wow. Is it just me or has there been an influx of new commenters over the past week or so? I keep seeing new names popping in almost every post. Don’t know how long they’ll stick around for or if they’ll become new readers/lurkers but hey, if you’re one of them and you’re reading this right now, try to stay around for a bit. Maybe you’ll like it around these here parts.

How about we do a little ‘introductions’ type thing. Stating your name, how you found this site and what your ‘role’ is (if you have one. or just a little online fubar personality trait or something e.g Pangwinking is the resident angry fat man.. etc etc) on the site. Old regulars can join in too. And if you’re a long time lurker, take a minute out of your time to at least leave a comment just this once.

I think i may have done something similar to this about a year ago but i’m sure some of you have evolved since then and might want to reintroduce yourselves or something. Here, i’ll start one off for you. On behalf of Bubba. Something like this:

“Hi my name is Bubba. I can’t remember how i found this site but i’m sure it was because of Avril Lavigne. I am a long time reader and Justin fanboy/stalker and i used to leave comments alot but then one day i became a fucking emo little princess and stopped. Now i am not so emo anymore but i still refuse to leave comments because i’m a little princess.”

Son of a bitch Bubba why don’t you go home?!? This is your home!! Are you too good for your home?!? ANSWER ME!!!!

74 thoughts on “Whats up fubarbs

  1. "hi my name is justin, im too homosexual to actually post something witty or entertaining"

    #1 | Comment by liz — November 11, 2003 @ 3:20 am

  2. I’m smash. I found this site I think looking for Libby Hoeller…or maybe I found it from Maddox’s site. I can’t even remember. But Libby factored heavily in the earlier (perverted) days.

    I’m still a perv…I just focus my attention on other people… 🙂

    Anyone care about anything else about me? nah, didn’t think so.

    #2 | Comment by smash — November 11, 2003 @ 3:23 am

  3. Ha i’m not a new reader but Im gonna comment anyhow, how I found the site, who knows all I remember is Justin going on about his new girl banner thing and how he wanted to go boom boom with amanda, now its gone.

    Now im gonna go back to not posting

    #3 | Comment by shatylle — November 11, 2003 @ 3:49 am

  4. i still want to boom boom amanda. i think i’ll put the girl banner thing back up.

    #4 | Comment by Justin — November 11, 2003 @ 3:58 am

  5. good! lord of the rings is the worst!

    #5 | Comment by liz — November 11, 2003 @ 4:05 am

  6. im ikke. ive been hanging around this site for about a year now. probably found it looking for avril lavigne porn shit. Im just a regular horny teen looking for free porn and luckely theres always some here

    #6 | Comment by ikke — November 11, 2003 @ 5:33 am

  7. hi, i’m chris.. i’ve been visiting this site for over a year now, maybe two.. and i’ve forgotten how i got to this site..:)

    #7 | Comment by chris — November 11, 2003 @ 5:53 am

  8. I hate introductions.

    I am ASL, and you will all love me. I found this site 2 years ago, and posted under the name "Goshinga" awhile ago.

    I’m not interested in the shitty, white, trailor trash porn Justin posts on the site. I enjoy reading the content, not looking at the fugly pictures.

    I am the annoying troll of FUBAR, and you shall all bask in my glory.

    #8 | Comment by ASL — November 11, 2003 @ 5:54 am

  9. i know exactly how i got here the first time, rr/rw playboy pics…but free porn is not the only reason i have stuck around to check this site everyday (although it plays a LARGE role), i like reading all that gets posted…keep up the good work

    #9 | Comment by blinkaddict720 — November 11, 2003 @ 6:31 am

  10. Who knows maybe you people might know me by now (im the one who really doesnt give a fuck about grammar) well anyways the names Wraith and i found this site looking for the chicks from real world las vegas pics and i stuck around cause Justin always seems to post the pics im looking for and the coments people post are quite funny and interesting. well thats about all keep up the good work justin you do horny teens across the world a big favor!

    #10 | Comment by Wraith — November 11, 2003 @ 6:54 am

  11. im spiff, im the resident new pup, or, im proclaiming myself to be. ive been lurking around this site for about a year and had a heart attack when badinagoodway.com went down. i found this site looking for lexa doig porn, thank god for you Justin.

    #11 | Comment by Spiff — November 11, 2003 @ 7:07 am

  12. Im MyKe, and i am a lurker. I found the site sometime in 2002 from the slackerjedi site.

    #12 | Comment by MyKe — November 11, 2003 @ 7:17 am

  13. I’m cujo, I found this place on a link from Cupfart’s way back. I grew up in the town Suzy lives in now, but I live on the ocean in a very small town. I’ve traveled a lot, but never to Brunei(the closest I’ve been is Singapore). You won’t hear much out of me. I rarely say more than three or four words out loud a day. I’m here to listen…

    #13 | Comment by cujo — November 11, 2003 @ 7:26 am

  14. I’ve been lurking around here for a little more than a year now. I came here by way of antwon, bothered to read the site by virtue of the porn, but now I stay for you, Justin. This place is more fun than a whole barrel of ebola infected monkeys! At least, something here strikes a chord with me. Anyhow, whether I ever post again or not, I’m reading and enjoying all you sickies that troll this site. Because you’re just like me.

    #14 | Comment by TrickyMS — November 11, 2003 @ 7:26 am

  15. All these lurkers are over a year old…what gives…

    #15 | Comment by smash — November 11, 2003 @ 7:32 am

  16. My name is Scott, I forget how i found this site, but I tend to check daily for updates. I am web developer and the company i work for has very little for me to do most of the time, so i basically get paid to surf and since i am undersexed male, of course, the choice is to surf for chicks naked and scantily clad preferred.

    #16 | Comment by Scott — November 11, 2003 @ 7:47 am

  17. The only reason I read fubar is to see if jenn has posted.

    #17 | Comment by Quantum Yield — November 11, 2003 @ 8:16 am

  18. okay also when i need to know what time it is in malaysia

    #18 | Comment by quantum — November 11, 2003 @ 8:23 am

  19. I am pottedmeat and I am the webhost for this site! I tell Justin when his bandwidth is excessive. I don’t remember how I found this site, though not for the porn.

    #19 | Comment by pottedmeat — November 11, 2003 @ 8:24 am

  20. I’m Nate aka P. Orno Rocks, i got this site out of a surfing magazine i read like way back in like september 2000 before you could even post comments.

    #20 | Comment by P. Orno Rocks — November 11, 2003 @ 8:44 am

  21. The only reason I read fubar is to see if jenn has posted.

    Posted by Quantum Yield – 8:16am November 11, 2003

    we want jenn back, justin

    #21 | Comment by vhw — November 11, 2003 @ 8:44 am

  22. It’s been awhile, so I don’t have any idea how I found the spot. Probably surfing for Ann Curry Porn, or something about crusty undies. Anyways, I like the chit-chat, and it’s like following an internet soap-opera with porn included. The name is Lee, damn glad to meet ya.

    #22 | Comment by cust71 — November 11, 2003 @ 9:53 am

  23. Yep. I really am too fucking lazy to post anything unless it really touches on an issue I like. But hey, I’ve been sitting around, reading and not posting much for 3 long years (and that includes the different long periods of when the site was on and off and finding and refinding it…damn you bandwith rapers). But yeah, I look once a day to see what’s happenin’. I consider myself a fubar veteran even though I’m a ghost all over the site. Why did I first come here? It’s been so long I have no fucking idea. But I stay because it keeps me entertained. If only Justin posted more…like 3 times a day…and other people like super-cool Canadian Liz posted more. Man, I think I would never leave.

    #23 | Comment by cf — November 11, 2003 @ 10:00 am

  24. i came for ass. and i’m all out of bubblegum.

    #24 | Comment by aaron — November 11, 2003 @ 10:17 am

  25. Okay, of all you crazy wackos, i’m the only one who has actually met Justin! And to top it off, come January 2nd, i’ll be living under the same roof as him! SO HA!!! That little fact aside, i’ve been an avid reader of the site for, get this, THREE YEARS! 😮 I rarely post but have the site hot-linked to a key on my keyboard…i’m such a slave!

    #25 | Comment by J — November 11, 2003 @ 10:50 am

  26. im william. found out bout this site through regine. and been back since. great posts most of the time. who doesnt like porn? =) cheers.
    ps: paris hilton sever down. =(

    #26 | Comment by william — November 11, 2003 @ 12:19 pm

  27. I’m a lurker!??! Ok, I thought I was just a fan of this site and now I find out i’m a lurker…fuckin labels. Anyway, I cant even remember how long ago I started checkin this site… I remember when it was badinagoodway. You know what made me keep coming back??? The pores man!! lol Hi-Res rocks.

    #27 | Comment by Sammy Boy — November 11, 2003 @ 12:33 pm

  28. hey, whats up im jeremy, and i personally think that the current header is waaay better than the LOTR: the return of the king one.. although that movie should be pretty damn good..

    visit my site: http://www.locofoco.net
    i started it today… D:

    #28 | Comment by jeremy — November 11, 2003 @ 1:14 pm

  29. I’m Ashlie, I’ve been reading this site for over a year now too. I found it either through Thess or Nick long ago, I don’t remember which, but I keep coming back. The porn helps.

    #29 | Comment by Krazy Ashli — November 11, 2003 @ 1:54 pm

  30. Eh…I’m the winking pang…I found this site a few years ago. I was looking for…I don’t remember, oh well. I Didn’t start posting for over a year…cause…I hated all of you ’till Zac started posting, I like him. Now…I like all of you *big kiss*.

    #30 | Comment by pangwinking — November 11, 2003 @ 2:07 pm


    #31 | Comment by quantum — November 11, 2003 @ 2:26 pm

  32. i am another justin. I drink more, and probably get less women. and i tend to tell justin random shit. we have this name connection and i found this site one day by looking up either amanda bynes or avril lavigne. justin that is me and the one that is not me rocks. yay for vodka.

    #32 | Comment by jb — November 11, 2003 @ 3:50 pm

  33. 2 years, google and you ROCK!

    #33 | Comment by Green — November 11, 2003 @ 4:23 pm

  34. I am Dugas of eenodol, and I write for a shitty site. I found this site about 4 years ago (wow, its been that long) looking for a Trish Stratus wet t-shirt video. I am the outsider looking in of FUBAR, as I have never really fit in.

    #34 | Comment by Dugas of eenodol — November 11, 2003 @ 5:03 pm

  35. Im Kris, im reading the site for like 2 years now and found the site when i googled libby.

    #35 | Comment by Kristok — November 11, 2003 @ 6:40 pm

  36. i’m the brain, i’ve been looking at this site for probably close to a year now. i believe i saw it linked on another blog. i dunno, i’m here for the titties and the content about equally. ok, maybe here a little more for the titties.

    #36 | Comment by the brain — November 11, 2003 @ 6:42 pm

  37. mmm… i found this site by randomly clicking other ppl’s links, prolly a couple of days before i joined the forum… i’m just here coz i get bored sometimes 🙂

    #37 | Comment by rushie — November 11, 2003 @ 7:24 pm

  38. BTW – since liz won’t do it, I’ll do it for her.

    I’m Liz. I’m 18 and Canadian. (Canada rocks, shut up!) I have a lot of online fans/friends but I am still really EMO. Whatever Bubba says about me isn’t really true.

    #38 | Comment by smash — November 11, 2003 @ 7:26 pm

  39. I’m the Juice… long time lurker, but rarely post comments… I do occasionally talk to Justin on AIM though… IM me if you want to know more… AIM Screenname: TheJuice1269a

    #39 | Comment by TheJuice — November 11, 2003 @ 8:41 pm

  40. Hi I’m Charles, I found this site close to 2 years ago, before Avril. I came here on a link from Thess’s site, then filenotfound. My role is to be Zen, and eat lots of ice cream.

    #40 | Comment by Charles — November 11, 2003 @ 9:11 pm

  41. smash, shush. i’ll do it for myself.

    i’m liz. i’m 18, i am canadian, i don’t really have that many online friends OR fans because i am antisocial & choose not to talk to very many people unless they are from real life. i may be emo, but you see the most emo part of me online. in real life i am not only hyper/perky but also very fun. if i was that emo in life, i think someone would have to shoot me.

    i think smash is actually my only fan. but i love all<3

    alsoooo.. i found justin's little site through a link on some chick's site that i used to link to, then i made fun of avril. or something. so justin automatically was my new best friend.

    omg! ykk! <--whats up jdawg

    #41 | Comment by liz — November 11, 2003 @ 10:22 pm

  42. I’m WP, aka WP_LeGeNd. I know this site for a couple of years now… I used to be a lurker until justin asked who we all were and thats when I posted for the first time… dunno how I got here prolly looking for some porn… I keep coming back though hoping to find more pictures of Stal… she’s cute!!!

    #42 | Comment by WP — November 11, 2003 @ 11:55 pm

  43. Liz –

    Hahaha. I know all of that already, I was teasing. You are that emo because I let you. 🙂

    YKK is the brand, like I said. http://www.ykk.com

    JDAWG. Heh my coworkers called me black today. :> I think that was a compliment.

    #43 | Comment by smash — November 12, 2003 @ 1:44 am

  44. I’m Kingolf.

    I’m the little kid Smash abuses.

    I also flame punk ass newbies.

    #44 | Comment by Kingolf — November 12, 2003 @ 2:53 am

  45. "Okay, of all you crazy wackos, i’m the only one who has actually met Justin! And to top it off, come January 2nd, i’ll be living under the same roof as him! SO HA!!! That little fact aside, i’ve been an avid reader of the site for, get this, THREE YEARS! 😮 I rarely post but have the site hot-linked to a key on my keyboard…i’m such a slave!

    Posted by J – 10:50am November 11, 2003"

    I’m guessing that’s Jeeber, you fucking creepy kid.

    Anyways, I’m Eve. I found fubar looking for more info on the most beautiful woman on earth, Angelina. I left a message in Justin’s guestbook, he sent me a horribly embarassing (to himself) email and wouldn’t leave me alone until I posted on fubar – and then every time after that that he was too lazy and abandoned everyone for weeks at a time. I <3 Justin and most of the regulars here, although I haven't been around much lately due to financial stress = no money to pay for DSL anymore.

    #45 | Comment by eve — November 12, 2003 @ 3:00 am

  46. theres porn on this site? what, what?
    anyway, i was reading the other comments and to follow that schematic: im an 18 yr old female from canada, (id give you my name but ppl always butcher it) i found this site when it had its lillix layout but i think i might be digging this new layout more.. haha. i keep coming back because its interesting to read. i dont know what my role is, can someone give me a role

    #46 | Comment by eclipse — November 12, 2003 @ 3:03 am

  47. OMG!! It’s Eve!!!

    #47 | Comment by grud — November 12, 2003 @ 3:08 am

  48. Hi, I’m Sean.


    I came to this site through blinkerfluid a little over a year ago while I was on my Brett Easton Ellis kick, and monikered me-self Peter the Freshman. I think I orginally stayed for Thess and Eve and such because at that time Justin was not posting. I like to think I’ve grown, as a person, beyond the fake-smartness (pseudo-intellectualism is so…ugly sounding) that plagued my online persona a few months back. Really, I am just another ignorant redneck (y’all) and can never change.

    My age is one score.

    One thing I am eproud of is that I may be partly responsible for the Samara Morgan layout.

    #48 | Comment by Seriously — November 12, 2003 @ 3:20 am

  49. Oh, and Amy:

    Do you like me?

    Check one
    [ ] Yes
    [ ] No

    #49 | Comment by Seriously — November 12, 2003 @ 3:21 am

  50. God knows how long I’ve been reading this site. I remember when the girls were just Thess and Suzi (well maybe some others, but I don’t remember them!) I remember when Justin was excited cos he got 2000 hits. And when he quit. Twice. Or was it three times?

    Anyway, I remember I found the site cos I said FUBAR in a conversation, and searched Google to find the origin of it for someone who had never heard it. Bad in a Good Way was the top result. What ever happened to Good in a Bad Way, the fan site? It got taken over by Jehovahs witnesses, I remember, but someone new seems to have it now..

    #50 | Comment by Jacob — November 12, 2003 @ 5:32 am

  51. Seriously, Sean…

    I mention that I embrace lameness, and then you do something that is the super lamest.

    What’s not to like? 😉

    #51 | Comment by Amy — November 12, 2003 @ 5:32 am

  52. get a room!


    #52 | Comment by Justin — November 12, 2003 @ 5:39 am

  53. hey i am bambam…i was told of this site a year or so ago because of some porn…hehe..and stuck around ever since cause of all the witty banter and posts… ;)…i will ocasionally comment when i feel the need to compare avril to a gerbil or to make sure everyone knows the hottness that is liz….mmmmmmliz…hehe…man i am creepy…

    #53 | Comment by bambam — November 12, 2003 @ 6:27 am

  54. I go by Mr Blonde. I rarely comment and when I do it usually isn’t terribly eloquent or even relevant. I used to like the boards quite a bit but they seem to be dead now. The site itself still provides a laugh every now and then though, so I figure I’m going to keep coming by.

    #54 | Comment by Mr Blonde — November 12, 2003 @ 6:52 am

  55. Seriously-

    YOU were Peter the Freshman? Holy Shit. I hated that turd. And yet, I find you amusing. hmmm.

    #55 | Comment by smash — November 12, 2003 @ 7:25 am

  56. Ok.
    I don’t think I want to be known as a lurker. I only quit commenting last year because some douche named Matt started writing stupid shit and I didn’t want to use another name. But now that I think about it….haven’t heard anything from him lately.

    #56 | Comment by matt — November 12, 2003 @ 9:03 am

  57. "Heheheheheheh…enlightening, I had never before heard of the angry dragon, I must tell all my friends…but you forgot red velvet cake, tra-lala-la-laaaa…

    Posted by Peter the Freshman – 7:59am October 28, 2002"

    Yeah, I’ve grown as a person.

    #57 | Comment by Seriously — November 12, 2003 @ 9:36 am

  58. I’m grud. Justin makes me chuckle. Bubba used to flame my ass and call me gay, but now he’s too much of a douche to comment. I worship Thess and Eve. I don’t know Liz, but I might worship her too some day. I’m not a pedophile, like everyone else.

    #58 | Comment by grud — November 12, 2003 @ 12:27 pm

  59. I don’t remember how long i’ve been looking at this site…..I don’t remember what i was looking for when i found it….I have a horrible personality…..ok that sounds like a lot of bull….2 out of 3 isn’t bad….anyhow… i mostly talk to justin on AIM…and the reason why i read the stuff on this site is because it’s enetertaining….i’m not an avril lavigne fan or any of the girl celebrities on this site but watching 20 something year old guys drool over girls is funny….and i happen to like LOTR alot…lol..oh yea…btw…my name’s ella and i’m 17….anything else…email me…. =^.^= bye bye

    #59 | Comment by ella — November 12, 2003 @ 12:37 pm

  60. yea…stupid moment….spelling mistake…. ENTERTAINING!…ok…i’m done

    #60 | Comment by ella — November 12, 2003 @ 12:40 pm

  61. Yeah… this is really lame.

    But, I have always been one to embrace that which is really lame. So here goes.

    I’m Amy. I was lucky enough to have Justin find me earlier this year. I have become a big fan of his site, and I am very impressed with the man behind it. Justin thinks that I am stalking him…. but that’s just him over-reacting to a few voodoo dolls and a small altar I have devoted to him.

    The fubar female I most want to stalk is Stal. I am drawn to her.

    The commentor I enjoy the most would have to be pang. He makes me laugh.

    I also have a thing for Seriously, but I’m not sure why.

    Oh, and on a fubar scale, I’m downright elderly.

    #61 | Comment by Amy — November 12, 2003 @ 12:47 pm

  62. Matt, I’ll take that title of lurker off your back. I’ve been visiting this site longer than I can remember, probably a good 3-4 years. Through a couple ‘quits’ a fansite and a url change.

    I stumbled onto this site a handful of times searching google, and finally one time just started reading instead of doing a quick ‘find’ for what I was looking for. I figure it came up enough times that it was worth keeping up with.

    Little did I know I’d get hooked on these evil, time-consuming things they call blogs, and eventually start up a site of my own. Ok, I’m gonna quit this comment now before I start trying too hard.

    #62 | Comment by jeff — November 12, 2003 @ 3:32 pm

  63. Damn it! *This* is where you’ve been hiding?! For fuck’s sake, man. I’ve been waiting for ‘badinagoodway’ to return for ages and I kept checking the old addy and finding some shit about "oh, well, um, I’m still working on my linux server (and jacking off way too much)"… and so I waited patiently. But now I find you at ‘thatsjustnotright’…well, I’ll tell you what, THATS JUST NOT RIGHT. Are you *trying* to lose all your Avril-freaky friends or what?

    Ahhhh, Avril… that brings me back to the day I first came across f.u.b.a.r. I was searching for Avril’s breasts on the internet and came closest when I stumbled into J-man’s little mess (loads of Avril and breasts, though not Avril’s breasts). Man, at first I even thought it was Avril’s own site! Then I read what was going on and was hooked. I missed you guys when you went down. And am glad your back. And I see the latest post is about breasts… Nice work Justin!

    #63 | Comment by Dr.Eintstein — November 12, 2003 @ 4:51 pm

  64. Actually, I’ve met Justin, but for a brief moment – I lived down the hall from him at WMU a couple of summers ago, and he had his old URL on the door.
    I once knocked on his door to tell him he had a kickass site, and he just said "Thanks, I just updated it" with absolutely no expression on his face. It was pretty strange.

    Thanks for making me feel special, Justin.

    #64 | Comment by Stink — November 12, 2003 @ 10:37 pm

  65. hahaha. i think it was just the unexpectedness of it all and that i had no idea what else to say. i think i was all like "whoa" after i shut the door.

    #65 | Comment by Justin — November 12, 2003 @ 11:43 pm

  66. It’s hard for me to believe that all the girls in Michigan aren’t pining away for Justin the internet god. I’m halfway serious.

    #66 | Comment by grud — November 13, 2003 @ 4:57 am

  67. my name is lizzi (or the other liz. or yer mom. or starz. but love of my life will do nicely).

    i found the site through thess. was quite obsessed for a spell… but then grew weary of some of the poophead people associated with the bunch who kind of took over.

    i miss justin though. and disco.

    #67 | Comment by lizzi — November 13, 2003 @ 12:36 pm

  68. been around since before the whole Libby Hoeler thing and still coming back for more.

    I used to post a bit in the forum, but nowI’m just too busy :'(

    #68 | Comment by NGEddie — November 13, 2003 @ 9:13 pm

  69. Oh – I think my first layout was Angelina Jolie – when was that Justin?

    #69 | Comment by NGEddie — November 13, 2003 @ 9:14 pm

  70. am totally embarrased by how I found this site. "If" I remeber correctly I found it by doing a search on webcams, at some point and time finding myself at Meg’s (yes Meg’s) site, and following a link here. Been here ever since, but never went back to Meg’s. A couple of shutdowns and the address change, but I read this as religously as the newspaper. That is just sad.

    #70 | Comment by AKApostal — November 14, 2003 @ 11:27 pm

  71. I’m Raze… I only go to this site coz Justin keeps on pestering for me to do so. Soeaking of Justin.. I’ve known him for about 3 or 4 years now.

    I post lousy comments here just for teh fuck of it.

    #71 | Comment by Raze — November 15, 2003 @ 11:06 pm

  72. im smegma, i guess (thats funny)…i found this site lookig for janet jacksons boob after i missed the halftime show. people from WMU know how to make a decent website?? i thought we were all idiots…i graduated last april and have worked for only 3 months since then. maybe i am an idiot. that sucks.

    #72 | Comment by smegma — February 9, 2004 @ 11:14 pm

  73. I found your webiste looking Lindsay pics (sorry!). I’ve been checking it more and more ever since then. I probably wont end up posting very much but I thought I ought to thank you for amusing me.

    #73 | Comment by Neoshock — July 3, 2004 @ 6:40 pm

  74. i’m immensely fascinated by women. and YOUR site has tons of them. now, if only i’m born a man.

    #74 | Comment by mamoyo — July 9, 2004 @ 9:39 am

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