Well would you look at that:

sm4shy: 101
sm4shy: 101 people online
sm4shy: dude
sm4shy: you gotta stop being popular

So guess what. Apparently my site was mentioned on radio a coupla days ago. And i didn’t even know! What the hell man. How come nobody ever tells me these things..

15/11/03 3:03 PM
Imapepper1980: hey I know you don’t know me but I just wanted to let you know I really love your web site
psykotik2k: haha. thanks. no problem
Imapepper1980: welcome
Imapepper1980: I think I’m addicted to it now I have been going thru the arcives
psykotik2k: when did you first find it?
Imapepper1980: like 3 days ago they were talking about it on the radio
psykotik2k: they were?
Imapepper1980: yep
psykotik2k: my site specifically?
Imapepper1980: yep
psykotik2k: crazy!
Imapepper1980: pretty cool huh
psykotik2k: no wonder i’ve been getting so many visitors and stuff*
Imapepper1980: all of New orleans* * knows about it now. it is the most popular radio station here
psykotik2k: damn. what’d they say?
Imapepper1980: The D.J.’s were talking about saying how cool it is and how you posted the paris hilton video
Imapepper1980: people have been calling there for days asking what the address is the d.j.’s are getting annoyed with all the calls

Hahaha. Wow. Well how about that. Shit. That just pretty much blows my mind really. And for once, my site was actually directly acknowlegded this time. There had been two separate occasions where my site was (indirectly sort of kind of but not really) mentioned (thanks to Libby Hoeler) on the Howard Stern show and the online version of Germany’s biggest weekly newsmagazine, They both talked about Libby Hoeler and seeing as to how my site is host to the definitive Libby Hoeler info page, i got tons of hits (like over 9000 A DAY) thanks to Howard Stern and about 30000 Germans.

Indirectly of course.

Speaking of which i was once almost interviewed by this New York City magazine reporter guy. He sent me this e-mail:

Subject: journalist source
Date: Mon, 17 Mar 2003 11:12:00 EST

hello, my name is adam baer, and i’m a magazine reporter in new york city. do you have a second to chat? if so — i’m interested in talking to you as a source for a story (anonymous or not, it’s your choice) — let me know how best to reach you. thanks.

adam baer

And of course, i was a bit skeptical so i went ahead and Googled his name. Found this on the bio page of his site:

… He is currently a music and books writer for the New York Sun, as well as a frequent contributor on culture, technology, and travel to the New York Times, Travel + Leisure, and numerous national magazines. He has worked at NPR as a cultural producer. And he has also written for the New York Times Book Review, The New Republic,, Business 2.0, the Washington Post, Village Voice, Newsday, Baltimore City Paper, The Strad, Strings, Gramophone, Symphony, and various other magazines and corporations.


So i replied and gave out my details and stuff since it was all legit. Besides, i was wondering what he wanted to talk with me about.

Subject: Re: journalist source
Date: Tue, 18 Mar 2003 20:18:23 EST

thanks, justin. i’ll give you a call in a few days when i’ve conferred with my editor what’s to happen. this concerns your elizabeth heller blog, by the way. thanks.

adam baer.

Doh! Libby Hoeler again!

Unfortunately, i guess the article wasn’t approved and it never got to see the light of day. So close!

Anyhow, i received this e-mail today.

Subject: hello
Date: Sat, 15 Nov 2003 00:34:06 EST

I was browsing through the internet, and found your website. I am still a bit confused. What is the site about? A journal? but I see you have pictures of chicks, like Jessica Simpson. let me know

Fellow readers. I call upon you to try and answer this man’s question. Because in all honesty, i don’t really know how to even classify this site of mine. And besides, just out of curiousity i’d like to get an unbiased view of what YOU think this site is about.

24/8/03 10:16 AM
DaRkSuPeRMaN3666: people who just stumble onto your site are probably scared of you
DaRkSuPeRMaN3666: I told someone that your site is funny, but if they just go to it and haven’t ever read it before, you’d seem weird and creepy
DaRkSuPeRMaN3666: like a mix between Richard Simmons, Hannibal Lector, and the creepy middle school math teacher who hits on his female students

Man. So many new visitors. This puts pressure on me to be more entertaining. But as luck would have it, i’m all out of ‘teh funny’ and i suck again. But hey i was on a fucking roll last Sunday. Maybe i need to write more about my fucking lame ass ex’s. Or women issues. Like what i did with SPS. Maybe i’ll write about VPL next or something. Although i do have this idea that i’ve been kicking around in my head to make a ‘newbie guide to fubar’ sort of page. That will hopefully clear up any confusion as to what this site is really about.

I guess that’s where YOU, the reader, come in. If you want to of course. If you so choose to answer’s question, i might use your answer on that ‘newbie’ page or something. So yeah. It’ll be good. At least for potential newbies. You long time readers will probably think i’m stroking my ego somewhat with what i’m eventually gonna come up with. Hehe. We’ll see how it goes.

Imapepper1980: I read the whole skanky pany thing
psykotik2k: lol
Imapepper1980: panty
psykotik2k: yeah
Imapepper1980: I laughed my ass off
psykotik2k: i didnt think that post would get a good response. i was actually thinking of taking it down after the first coupla hours.
Imapepper1980: I say my friends girlfriends once
Imapepper1980: Nasty
Imapepper1980: it will forever be burned in my mind
Imapepper1980: I ment to say saw sorry I’m a bad typist
psykotik2k: hehe dont worry about it
psykotik2k: the typing i mean, not the panties.

* Amy even got some as a result (Hits. Not Sex.)

* * When i think of New Orleans, i think of… JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME in HARD TARGET. Man, that movie kicked ass. Directed by John Woo, executive produced by Sam Raimi, Van Damme sporting a mullet… WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR IN A MOVIE? Gumbooooooooo!

29 thoughts on “Gumbooooooooo!

  1. Maddox rules…if only he’d update more regularly. I think I’ve known his site longer than J-Man’s.

    #1 | Comment by smash — November 16, 2003 @ 1:47 am

  2. Maddox is alright, I used to love his stuff, but he’s just not as funny as he used to be. Maybe it’s just me, or maybe he’s running out of things to write about.

    His latest article about Revolutions was hilarious though.

    #2 | Comment by ASL — November 16, 2003 @ 1:57 am

  3. He must be running dry, there are only so many things you can bitch about.

    I miss Stal!

    #3 | Comment by bligityblah — November 16, 2003 @ 3:34 am

  4. i have to admit, ive been coming here everyday now, since someone on fark linked your site in the comments of a post somewhere.. i like it. mine sux poopoo compared to yours.

    #4 | Comment by jeremy — November 16, 2003 @ 4:52 am

  5. Justin needs his own MTV show. That’d be cool. He could run around with all the FUBAR girls (who would have to be in skimpy clothes and bathing suits all the time, of course). I’ve got to perfect this idea.

    #5 | Comment by grud — November 16, 2003 @ 5:02 am

  6. wicked post!!!.
    No one on earth boasts with as much class and humility, or at least , endeavours so to do.
    I like saying so to do….sounds so Churchillian,….anyway..’tis true that Justin is a humble fellow for the hits he receives.
    At least I assume if one gets those sort of hits one would not be humble.

    Then again he has a God complex, so maybe he pretends to be humble…….what’s a God Complex?

    #6 | Comment by Discommode — November 16, 2003 @ 5:08 am

  7. hehe. found this in my referrals.

    made me laugh.

    #7 | Comment by Justin — November 16, 2003 @ 6:06 am

  8. (in regards to the above post)

    whiskey tango foxtrot, over.

    (in response to that guy’s question in Justin’s post)

    Uh.. this site is kind of a communal online eraser board/scratch paper… Justin and a select few have free reign to write about anything and everything that interests them, and for some reason, it tends to be pretty cool. It’s like a community blog, but a hell of a lot better.

    #8 | Comment by zant — November 16, 2003 @ 6:10 am

  9. ok, whiskey tango foxtrot was a response to Disco’s post, not Justins. meh. :wishes there was an edit button 🙁 :

    #9 | Comment by zant — November 16, 2003 @ 6:11 am

  10. Here’s a mmode for you….

    #10 | Comment by Discommode — November 16, 2003 @ 6:30 am

  11. Theres only one other place that has that many pedophiles at one time, its called prison.

    #11 | Comment by P. Orno Rocks — November 16, 2003 @ 8:25 am

  12. P.Orno Rocks-

    At what age do I officially grow out of the pedophilia phase with the likes of Keli turning 20 and Liz turning 19 in June?

    #12 | Comment by smash — November 16, 2003 @ 10:00 am

  13. First post!


    #13 | Comment by Seriously — November 16, 2003 @ 12:09 pm

  14. Shit…if Amy is getting sex as a result of this website and I am not, there is something Seriously just not right with that.

    As for you out of inspiration and sucky…do what you always do…flee. Leave it to the women to post. I swear the comments go up when Liz, Eve, Thess or Amy post.

    As for what the site is? It is the rambling thoughts and perversions of a typical Gen X (or are you Gen Y) heterosexual male.

    I can’t boil it into a catch phrase better than that, sorry.

    #14 | Comment by smash — November 16, 2003 @ 12:09 pm

  15. Second post!

    Ah-hee hee

    #15 | Comment by Seriously — November 16, 2003 @ 12:11 pm

  16. I mean third! Forth!


    #16 | Comment by Seriously — November 16, 2003 @ 12:12 pm

  17. F-o-u-r-t-h?

    This site? Is just not right.

    Fifth? Sixth?


    #17 | Comment by Seriously — November 16, 2003 @ 12:15 pm

  18. seriously…seriously stop.

    I even plugged you in my post.

    #18 | Comment by smash — November 16, 2003 @ 12:21 pm

  19. Sorry, regression.

    #19 | Comment by Seriously — November 16, 2003 @ 12:30 pm

  20. 101 eh? You’re starting to remind me of Maddox. Maybe your site will be as famous as his..

    Just kidding. Keke.

    #20 | Comment by ASL — November 16, 2003 @ 12:48 pm


    #21 | Comment by jeremy — November 16, 2003 @ 1:34 pm

  22. here everyone. have some nasty ass pics.
    Crankstina Skankuilera.

    #22 | Comment by aaron — November 16, 2003 @ 2:00 pm

  23. her eyebrows look like she drew them while driving her car through a road of potholes.

    #23 | Comment by TheOtherAmy — November 16, 2003 @ 2:31 pm

  24. she looks good to me, but why wear a habit man?
    That’s a serious turnoff!!

    #24 | Comment by Discommode — November 16, 2003 @ 11:18 pm

  25. Anything with breasts would look good to you, Discommode. Actually, change breasts to penises.


    #25 | Comment by ASL — November 16, 2003 @ 11:24 pm

  26. She used to be hot, now I wouldn’t touch her with bubba’s wanky. I can’t wait for the VH1 specials 10 years from now when they ask her what the hell she was thinking.

    #26 | Comment by bligityblah — November 17, 2003 @ 1:03 am

  27. Smash- No fucking clue, kelly and liz are both older than I so its not pedophilia for me, HA!

    #27 | Comment by P. Orno Rocks — November 17, 2003 @ 2:13 am

  28. this site is classified as such:

    A Blog with pics of chicks.

    A very good blog that i can’t stop coming to everyday to see if it has been updated and checking out the chicks and movie reviews. I would guesstimate around 5000+ people are addicted to this site. around 10000 check this site regularly, and around 100000 people have this site bookmarked worldwide.

    In other words:

    Justin is about as popular as the Pope. Maybe more.

    #28 | Comment by Barlow — November 17, 2003 @ 4:28 am

  29. YOU’RE COOL!

    #29 | Comment by Will — November 17, 2003 @ 7:04 am

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