Nip/Tuck is definitely one of my favorite shows. I own Season 1 on DVD, and will soon own Season 2 (just recently released).

This show is so good. The actors can act. They are hot and dysfunctional — in a plastic surgery center, no less. If you have not seen it, see it. If you have seen it, know that Season 3 starts September 20th. (Check your local listings, blah, blah)

Pictures:

High Res Season 3 Photos (Spoilers)

And here’s Rhona Mitra at the premiere screening of the third season of Nip/Tuck.

Creepy fact: Rhona’s father worked on her fake boobies. He’s a plastic surgeon.

So I was Neighborhoodie of the Week and I didn’t even know it. Rock on! Please go vote that I have the coolest neighborhoodie! And you can vote once daily. Rock on.

I love my goodies from neighborhoodies! Oh, how I count the ways… I love how you allow us to customize our own gear. That leaves a lot of opportunities out there for everyone to look truly awesome! I love how my gear now blatantly declares the truth. “Stacy Rocks!” I’m excited to go to class just so I can show the world!

This post is completely selfish. Oops!

Jay-Z released an a capella version of his Black Album to make remixes easier, and the The Grey Album is the best one I’ve heard.

DJ Danger Mouse melding the vocal tracks of Jay-Z’s Black Album with samples of the Beatles’ White Album = true genius. Check out the latest news at greytuesday.org.

You want the grey album? Click here for free downloads. And, yes, pass it on.

Justin is a Christina hater.

Even though she has some spaced, faked boobies… I like her. I even bought her last cd. :-/

And if I had some extra cash, I’d buy her panties on ebay. Yes, I would. Maybe. Probably. Yeah.

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This will forever be my favorite picture of Drew. Thanks boreddude!

I guess they didn’t like me stealing their bandwidth. Understandable. I like this Drew Barrymore gallery too.

I am not a big television viewer, but I am a huge Apprentice fan. If you haven’t seen the show, you should, because it’s quite entertaining. Donald Trump is looking for the next president for one of his companies. The best part is at the end of each show where he flicks his wrist and says, “You’re fired.”

Okay, before you exit out thinking this is another dumb post of mine, let me tell you that you will be rewarded with nudity.

Last week contestant Kristi Frank was fired. I was very sad. She’s really pretty –with Cindy Crawfordesque good looks. Saddened, I took it upon myself to google-search her name to see if she is doing well. I found nudies!

::giggles like a little school girl::

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Click more for Janet’s boobie going ADUNKADUNKDUNK!

And then talk about it.

(And don’t forget to buy her cd. hahaha)

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Orlando Bloom is gay.

HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHEHEHEHAHEHEEHAHAHEAHE

GO WATCH PIRATES OF THE CARRIBBEAN! HEHEEH

Added some muff because I knew I forgot something:

• Beyonce
• Kim Cattrall
• Paris Hilton

Maybe brazillian wax is the way to go. But… Jeez, that would really hurt REALLY HURT though.

Britney Spears, Pink, Beyonce and Enrique Iglesias go head-to-head “gladiator style” in a new Pepsi television commercial.

This is what I can gather from all the news articles:

Okay, now on to the pictures…

Okay… so this wasn’t really entertaining in anyway and there’s no naked chicks. Oops. I’ll try better next time. (Happy Belated Chinese New Year btw)

I really don’t have anything to say. I was thinking about getting nipple rings. Yup. That’s about it.

Have a good day, kids.

Just spent a ridiculous amount of time watching a stupid martial arts show on the discovery channel. Well… a stupid martial arts show that featured hot, topless and athletic men displaying intense physical prowess. Good god. Screw girls jumping on trampolines; i’ll take my athletic He-Man anyday ::snaps fingers::

Mmm… Thanksgiving. No better way to celebrate the genocide of a people than by killing a bird, stuffing its body cavity by way of the ass, pouring on cranberry sauce and calling it good. I can’t wait for my tryptophan-induced coma to kick in.

Mmm… tryptophan.

Strange occurances around Thanksgiving with the rellies:

[Random Person] Well you know the Mexicans, they come up here and don’t bother to learn the language. And they just made up Cinco de Mayo!
[Me] You mean like Thanksgiving?