Hello all, some, and none… my name is Zee [obv omg lol] and I will be taking over this Testosterone Infested Site in Justin’s absence. He’s too busy playing with his dugong, his pirated DVDs, and maybe his shlong [you thought I was referring to this with the dugong, weren’t you? You Damn Fool!], to want to have anything to do WITH ANY OF YOU. That’s right. He’s like a little dog who chased it’s tail for too long. And what’s that? Chasing your tail is not as fun as it turned out to be? Give a bitch a chance… she’ll chase your tail for you…
[I’m not a stalker of Justin, I swear. In fact, he stalks ME. But he’ll stalk any girl, so I’m not so special. Really.]
So what should I write about, omgz. Well, for starters, I should introduce myself. Just a little.
I am currently a professional bum [interpret that any way you want; innuendos are noticably common on this here site] cum [ditto] chauffeur. I like animals, especially of the feline species; they are beautiful and enigmatic. I like boobies too, so that explains my unhealthy fixation with coming in here from time to time [I like seeing milky boobies; Asian boobies = a no-no]. I, however, do not like Lindsay Lohan’s current boobies. Are they real? omg! Are they not? OMG! Who cares. I don’t. Not anymore. I’ve lost interest after seeing them on Herbie Fully Loaded. Boy… could those babies bounce back then!
That’s a little.
Stalk me now. I dare you.