Silent Hill The Movie

It’ll be in theatres 21st April. That’s in four days!

Silent Hill Poster

The veiny boobs in Rumble Roses XX are nothing in comparison to those nurses’ hoohas.

Two more posters here and here, and the movie trailer here.

Bets in on whether this movie will be better than An American Haunting.

Did anyone know that there was a dog ending to PS2’s Silent Hill 2? It was apparently an unlocked ending to the Japanese version. Pretty bizarre, but cool nonetheless. And check out the dog music ending. So cute! ^_^

Edit: Click here for info about The Real Silent Hill.

BOOMSHACKALACK!

Hello all, some, and none… my name is Zee [obv omg lol] and I will be taking over this Testosterone Infested Site in Justin’s absence. He’s too busy playing with his dugong, his pirated DVDs, and maybe his shlong [you thought I was referring to this with the dugong, weren’t you? You Damn Fool!], to want to have anything to do WITH ANY OF YOU. That’s right. He’s like a little dog who chased it’s tail for too long. And what’s that? Chasing your tail is not as fun as it turned out to be? Give a bitch a chance… she’ll chase your tail for you…

[I’m not a stalker of Justin, I swear. In fact, he stalks ME. But he’ll stalk any girl, so I’m not so special. Really.]

So what should I write about, omgz. Well, for starters, I should introduce myself. Just a little.

I am currently a professional bum [interpret that any way you want; innuendos are noticably common on this here site] cum [ditto] chauffeur. I like animals, especially of the feline species; they are beautiful and enigmatic. I like boobies too, so that explains my unhealthy fixation with coming in here from time to time [I like seeing milky boobies; Asian boobies = a no-no]. I, however, do not like Lindsay Lohan’s current boobies. Are they real? omg! Are they not? OMG! Who cares. I don’t. Not anymore. I’ve lost interest after seeing them on Herbie Fully Loaded. Boy… could those babies bounce back then!

That’s a little.

Stalk me now. I dare you.