Julianna Mauriello

30 05 2007

Happy Sweet Sixteen, Julianna!

Apparently, our little Stephanie is growing up fast. For those who aren’t aware, there is a legendary thread here (890 comments and counting) that’s gotten so insane lately that I can’t even keep track of all the players. I’m betting that if I checked the various IPs that post on a regular basis there, that more than a couple would come back with 4 or 5 different aliases. It’s really taken on a life of its own, even though many who are active participants seem to have no life to speak of.

However, some interesting things have been popping up in the thread recently. Such as the insistence of “Sascha” that Julianna is a teenage lesbian, and has had a steady girlfriend for the past 2 years:

I told you very first post ever made on this site.
Julianna has a girlfriend, they have been a COUPLE for the last 2 years or so.
She isnt into guys. Just Amanda.
If you guys REALLY knew how much her and Amanda love each other, you’d quit with the sex stuff.
Amanda and Jules are MARRIED as much as you could be, they both sleep over any time they want to at each others house, they both have keys to each others houses, their parents know, their friends know…she is always with Amanda, she sleeps with Amanda every night at her house or at Manda’s.

“Sascha” also dropped this little nugget:

and as for the idiot who asked if her hair upstairs matched the downstairs, as far as i know (like um 2 days ago) Julianna is still bald as a baby because thats how Amanda wants her to be…BTW Julianna wants you to know when her and Amanda are together at night being taken care of, she doesn’t think of you guys AT ALL.


We also have “Sascha” to thank for a batch of candid snaps, supposedly taken on or around Julianna’s recent b-day and posted briefly to her Facebook earlier today. Lucky for y’all (since they were subsequently removed), I just happened to be perusing the thread at that time, and swiped ’em for posterity’s sake…

ZOMG MYTHICAL BIKINI PIC! Didn’t we all just know it would be pink? ^_^

I assume the girl in the close-up pic with Jules is her bedbuddy, Amanda. And Juju seems to be practicing her hands-free technique on a soft taco in that other shot.


1 05 2007

One of my most favorite things in the world is getting celebrity fanmail sent to my inbox. It’s happened before. Like back in 2002 when people thought i was Avril Lavigne. True story. Been starting to get a few Julianna Rose Mauriello fanmail now. Mostly from Europe. Like this one!

from: Agerbo
date: Mar 27, 2007 1:54 AM
subject: i like julianna`s dancing

hallo jullianna its me alex a. if you are comming ind can you then send a e-mail to me for i have some questions about lazy town and other things. :

“ps alex from denmark”

Also got this one from a “very enterteining and very intelligent boy” hoping that i could put him in touch with her. I think.

from: Jonathan
date: Mar 30, 2007 4:45 AM
subject: a favor

Hi a cordial greeting I knew that in a web page julianna rose mauriello reads messages of his(her,your) fans and I am a great admirer of her(it) and want that she writes to me and if she reads this mensage hope that it(he,she) answers me want that sweamos very good friends I am a very enterteining and very intelligent boy it is everything what I can say since the time ends his(her) good-bye and to wait re-put please answer me. This one is the direction of my and – mail:jonathan*******@yahoo.com

Can someone please decipher that e-mail for me because my head feels like it’s about to asplode from (re-re-re-re)reading it.

Anyway, here are some pics of Juls from her myspace. Including one of her humping another girl.

Pics gotted from the comments of this legendary post.

Oh and one more e-mail to share before i go.

from: lilrock
date: Apr 16, 2007 2:34 AM
subject: A .gif you might be interested in

…that’s if you haven’t seen it already.



Previous Lazytown posts for your perusal.

Alex Mauriello

4 04 2007

I think this may have come up here before, but it’s worth pointing out that Julianna Rose Mauriello, a.k.a. Stephanie from Lazytown, has a big sis. Her name is Alex, she’s 22 and she’s also an actress. Oh yeah, and I think she’s pretty cute too.

Needs more pink wig.

ps. Justin finally found a gallery program for me that works. FTW! ^_^


12 11 2006

Where’s the pink?

13 08 2006

Somebody help this guy out!


From: alex fisher
Date: Aug 9, 2006 9:23 AM
Subject: just want to ask you somthin mate

mate i have no idea who you are but i’m hoping you someone that could help me, well i’m after Julianna Rose mauriello’s email address. i’m no sick pervert (I’m just 16 years old)…… anyway mate please help me.

P.S. how you make the sight, its REAL good.


From: alex fisher
Date: Aug 9, 2006 7:12 PM
Subject: please


Please mate i need Julianna Rose Mauriello’s email address, please :)


From: alex fisher
Date: Aug 9, 2006 7:15 PM
Subject: dont mean to nag

sorry about this, its just your the only persont hat could actully help, if you dont have her email addy could you send me that Sascha’s email addy ;) cheers


Lazytown fans stalkers sure are persistant.

“Keep trying!”


20 07 2006

I’m constantly amazed by the myriad things the intarweb teaches me each and every day. For instance, just today I discovered a piece of pop culture trivia that I couldn’t believe I’d never heard before, and I’m here to share it with the fubar masses. Are you sitting comfortably? Good, then we’ll begin…

Julianna Rose Mauriello was NOT the first choice for Stephanie on LazyTown. :o

I know, I know…my worldview was also forever altered by this shocking revelation. But it gets better.

The girl who was first selected to don the now-iconic pink wig, was Floridian actress Shelby Young, whose last name is quite fitting, as she was born in 1992, making her a year Julianna’s junior. She turned 14 back in April.

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Shelby even went so far as to shoot a pilot episode for LazyTown, before the show went non-union, which made it a no-go for the SAG card-carrying little lady. But thanks to the miracle of Al Gore’s wondrous invention, her performance of the classic “Bing Bang” is preserved for posterity…

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Not that nobody already knew but…

6 06 2006

This comment (posted to one of many Lazytown related posts) caught my eye. Just thought i’d repost it here. It’s funny because it’s true!

You can join the military at seventeen with parental signature, get a gun, go shoot people’s heads off or get yours shot off, but you have to wait 4 more years to drink a beer?!

You can touch a girl 24 hours before she turns 18, and your a child molester because she’s not mature enough to consent, but she can commit an unrealized crime at 11 and be considered and tried as an adult?

How about the boy second grader that kissed a girl student on the cheek and was suspended for sexual harrassment? How about last week in the news where a 19 year old “man” legally married his 15 girlfriend in one U.S. state, and crossed over to another for a job offer where the age of consent is 17, and was arrest for child rape, now has to register as a sex offender and has a court order not to see his wife? And the poor guy can’t even wallow away his tears over a cold beer for another 2 1/2 years.

This is one I always get a kick from. Two people see a picture of a young woman, like Julianna. One thinks she’s beautiful and “hot” and wouldn’t mind going out with her. Another see’s the same picture as nasty, dirty sexual soft porn and calls the other a pedophile. So who really sexualized the picture and is the pervert?

You puritans are the true sic perverts, over sexualizing everything, bible thumping cross burning and throwing stones, then going home to jack in the dark or taking it in from behind which is about as perverted as it gets. I’d rather date an honest pedophile than some lying bible thumping righteous pervert that steals my panties and jerks off on the toilet.


7 04 2006

AKA Stephanie from LazyTown! Apparently this is her (now…-ish?) without teh pink wig!

Where’s the pink??

Is she still 14 because i think i’d probably hit it.

Don’t be a poser!


16 10 2005

I just wanna point out the whole Lazytown internet drama that’s going on in the comments of this post (if you haven’t already known).

How in the hell it spilled over onto this site is beyond me (apparently this ‘war’ has been going on for a bit, and the two people involved are now attacking each other here. hahaha).

In any case, Juls for the win!

Where’s the pink?

14 10 2005