Libby Hoeler poetry!

Oh Libby Hoeler You Fuckwhore

Oh Libby Hoeler,
you fuckwhore,
you gorgeous stupid broad,
you made videos of you touching yourself
for your boyfriend
(whoever he was)
Good for you.

But they got out onto the Internet
when you angered him.
This was his retaliation.
Good for him.

Hehe.

More here. Credit to Red Eye for the link.

  • Don’t know who Libby is? Click!
  • Hm

    The site kinda broke earlier this morning and it corrupted my Spider-Man post. Stupid Greymatter.

    Anyway, i’ve got the post back up (albeit, sans comments) so yeah… go comment on it or something.

    Hm

    The site kinda broke earlier this morning and it corrupted my Spider-Man post. Stupid Greymatter.

    Anyway, i’ve got the post back up (albeit, sans comments) so yeah… go comment on it or something.

    Update/Plug:

    Christina Applegate got a new domain name. Go visit!

    Spider-Man

    What about that Spider-Man box office take eh? $114,000,000 opening weekend gross. One hundred and fourteen million. Record setting opening day too. Beating out Harry Potter, The Phantom Menace and Planet of The Apes. Hell, beating out every movie ever made actually.

    Attack Of The Clones can never touch that. Never. If it does, i’ll quit this site!

    It’s great to finally see Sam Raimi enjoy major mainstream success. Spider-Man. $114,000,000 in it’s opening weekend. That coming from a guy who made his start in a cheap low budget horror movie. I’m talking of course about The Evil Dead.

    Peter Jackson’s done pretty much the same thing too with The Lord Of The Rings. Same low budget horror beginnings. Same mainstream success now. But even LOTR can’t touch Spider-Man’s $114,000,000 take. In comparsion, LOTR only made $47,000,000 in it’s opening weekend. And that’s in comparison to a pretty big movie.

    Ah Spider-Man… quite possibly everything i’ve ever wanted to see in a movie. Let’s list em all shall we?

    It’s got:

  • Spider-Man in it (duh). I’m a True Believer y’see.
  • Bruce Campbell. In a small cameo.
  • Sam Raimi’s directing. Only like one of my most favorite directors in the world.
  • Kirsten Dunst. AS A REDHEAD NO LESS.
  • A redhead. WHO HAPPENS TO BE KIRSTEN DUNST. NO LESS.
  • Best non-cgi enhanced money shot. FEATURING KIRSTEN DUNST’S NIPPLES.
  • Kirsten Dunst. Did i mention she was in this movie?

    Best movie ever? Quite possibly. At least till Spider-Man 2 comes out.

  • True believer

    I’ll post more soon enough but for now…

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    To: psykotik@gmail.com
    Subject: Your forgiveness…
    From: “Shawn McManus” shawnymc@msn.com
    Date: Sun, May 5 2002 12:43:19 AM -0500

    So I’ve been following your site for quite some time now and I think you do a great job.

    But when you began paying homage to Ms. Kirsten Dunst I was thinking, “Well, she’s is pretty easy on the eyes, but nothing to write home about”. And the everyday humdrum of life just seemed to go on.

    Until tonight…I…saw…Spiderman…

    So let me begin by offering my sincerest heartfelt apologies for not following your wise guidance. For after seeing the girl on the big, stadium-seating screen, I must confess that Kirsten Dunst is the real deal. No doubt about it. Her beauty stole every scene. To put it more accurately, I found that in each scene she was in, my attention on her was primary; everything else became secondary.

    This of course made the end of the movie even more painful to stomach. I would have sworn he was dreaming the last scene. Any “Dunst Disciple” would have written Peter’s part differently, but I suppose that’s how these movies are supposed to go.

    I hope you can accept this humble apology. Trust that I won’t let it happen again. Like the Monkees sang, “When I saw her face…now I’m a believer….not a trace…of doubt in my mind”
    —————

    Kirsten… mmm

    Delta Zeta Sorority Chick

    I was just checking out my referrals (like i always do every five minutes or so because i am that big of a hit whore) and i came across this forum where these guys are discussing the Libby Hoeler videos.

    And people say that Libby Hoeler is old news…

    Well.. she is actually… but still, people just can’t seem to stop talking about her. Not that i’m complaining. She brings in quite a lot of hits for me. <3 Libby!

    Anyhow, one of them posted up this little gem:

    “that happened to a girl at school. then she got kicked out of her sorority, her coach showed her parents, she lost her scholorship, then dropped out. the movie is called dz slut.”

    Hmm… that sounds really familiar… and… OH! Whaddaya know? He’s actually talking about (i think) that Delta Zeta girl who fingered herself in her dorm room HERE on campus at WMU. As you may recall, i once had a little chat about her with this guy that i know (the one who gave me those videos… they were all over campus apparently… EVERYBODY had them… sucks for her) but i never really knew what actually happened to her.

    Well i guess now i do.

  • Delta Zeta ‘Slut’ anyone?

    In other news, i’ve been getting well over 8500+/- hits in the past two days.

    Did Howard Stern mention my site on his show again or something?

    (Yeah right. I WISH)

  • Hello kiddies!!!

    Yay! May 1st!

    I’ve been waiting for this day since FOREVER. Today’s the day that Resident Evil comes out for the Gamecube! And i’m gonna go out and get myself a copy. OOH YESH. Actually… it came out yesterday but since i live in the ass end of Michigan, it usually takes a day longer for games to arrive in stores. But it’s no biggie! Soon, tonight.. i will be reliving the glory that is playing Resident Evil all over again!

    Notes to self:

    Must play in the dark. All alone. And get the shit scared out of me when those goddamned hell hounds jump out of nowhere again.

    I wonder where Capcom will put em. Because i know they’ve changed all the positions of the ‘boo scares’ in the game.

    Shinji Mikami is an evil man.

    In other news, after 4 days of not posting, i have finally come back… to posting. Only after being tormented by numerous IMs and e-mails asking me to get off my ass and do so. Actually no, the truth is, the reason why i haven’t been posting is not because i’ve been lazy, it’s because i’ve been pretty damn busy these past coupla days moving my stuff around into my new room at a new dorm. Had to move out of the old one because it was gonna be closed to the Spring/Summer.

    FYI (for those of you who care), i’ll be taking Spring and Summer classes this year… and Fall… and Winter classes… and the same thing the next year too. In fact i’ll be on campus ALL YEAR ROUND EVERY YEAR TILL LIKE 2003/2004 or something like that. Sucks to be me.

    Anyhow. Yes. My arms. They feel like they’re about to fall off. Well not so much anymore now but yeah, yesterday, they felt like they were gonna fall off. I mean, you try lifting heavy bags and boxes and WALKING from one dorm to another dorm up 3 flights of stairs 7 times back and forth each time. See if YOUR arms don’t start aching by then. It’s really times like these that i wish i had a car here. But enough about all this boring stuff that you couldn’t care less about.

    Let’s move on to other MORE boring stuff that you couldn’t care less about.

    I bought a 14 inch flat screen TV yesterday. And i had to lug it by hand across town from Portage to Kalamazoo back to my place on the THIRD FLOOR on campus in my dorm… BY BUS.

    Yes. It’s definitely times like these when i wish that i had a car here.

    And i couldn’t ask any of my friends for a ride because they’re all gone for the Summer. I mean, what person in their right mind would wanna stay on and take Spring/Summer classes anyway? And my dad’s complaining about why it is that i’m on the way of going over my $17000 per (school) year budget. It’s because most people just go to school in the Fall and Winter. And that constitutes a full school year over here. Right? That’s true right?

    Because i wouldn’t really know. I’m not American y’see. And i was raised on the British Education system.

    Anyway, where was i? Oh yes. The TV. Well, i had to buy one because i don’t have a roommate to mooch off of anymore for my ‘televisual’ needs. So without a TV, my N64, GC and PS2 would be USELESS. And not to mention my DVD’s too. I would’ve had to watch em on my PowerBook G4 with it’s dinky little speaker where you can barely even hear anything out of. And that’s no way to watch DVD’s.

    So yes. I have a new TV. Flat screen too. I’ve never had a flat screen TV before. Nifty!

    Oh and i’ve updated my DVD list if you so care to check that out.

    OKAY! FUN E/N LINKS TIME!

  • THE DILDO SONG!!!
  • NEVER BEFORE SEEN AOTC MEDIA!!!
  • HOT GIRL THAT REALLY REMINDS ME OF JESSICA SIMPSON!!!
  • YOU SO SHEXYYY!!!

    So Spider-man is already out in theaters back in Brunei. Or so that’s what people say anyway. How is that possible? Well, when you’re as rich as the Sultan of Brunei is, and when you have Prince’s that have all the ‘power’ in the world, i guess you can get pretty much anything you want whenever you want.

    I remember the time when The World Is Not Enough came out in Brunei like a full week before it even premiered in that States. Who did we have to thank for that? One of the Prince’s i guess. Appraently he likes movies and he can get whatever he want.

    I wish i could get whatever i want.



    I want.

    Anyway, what else do i have to talk about?

    Ah yes.

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    To: psykotik@gmail.com
    Subject: just a link
    From: “michael walker” deadlyoddjob@hotmail.com
    Date: Sat, Apr 27 2002 12:52:01 AM +1000

    hey, nice site!
    (just thought i’d send my congrats – this is one of the better sites i’ve ever come across)

    i found your site while also reading a forum on skiing/boarding back-country and as its late here (australia), for some reason i thought i’d send u a link that deals with an issue faced by people who go snow-camping.

    ever wanted to find out about “poo-tubes”?

    (prob not im guessing)

    thought i’d send it anyway,
    http://www4.tpgi.com.au/users/vertica/Poo-tube.htm

    keep up the good work

    oddjob
    —————

    It’s not everyday that people send you links to what ‘poo-tubes’ are.

    Hmm.

    Okay.

    I have run out of things to say.