Well I am sure everyone has been exposed to Jenn, and I dont like her. I know you are all thinking, bla bla nothing to post about. Well I found this funny video on Stick Death and it is the much more violent version of my feelings towards her, mostly i would like to kick her in the face, thats about it….So yeah, I thought I would give you guys the link to this video called Blood Sport I thought it was funny. Oh and I am starting to think that Ellen Feiss is pretty fucking cool. And to even out what Miss Jenn says, I think the people here are pretty cool, NOT LOSERS..like Jenn….although I am sure, if she was not ranting like a wretched bitch that she could be pretty cool….meh….check out that video cause it is fucking funny…..in a scary violent way….here are a couple other funny videos

AntiAutoTheft
Tony Rawks Skate Park
Mafia Bloopers

Ok I am going back to school….have a good day guys….

The Ellen Feiss interview has finally been posted over at the Brown Daily Herald!

Here’s a mirror to the page if the BDH server is down.

You must read it! It’s like… hilarious. Unnnhhh.

Okay, time for me to read it again. For the fourth time. While playing the ad over and over again in the background. Yes! I have no life!

It was a really good interview.

Wooh! Now how about that Ellen Feiss eh? Isn’t she just teh hotsex?? Mhm. Hotsex. Oh yes.

Yesterday, i got my very first Ellen Feiss search referral for ‘stoned chicks’. That didn’t take too long now did it.

THerbMcC71: Damn, Google loves you.

Soon, i’ll probably get like, ‘Ellen Feiss nude’ or topless or something.

I downloaded the Ellen Feiss ad onto my computer and i’ve been watching it everyday. They never show her ad on TV anymore so it’s the only way i can get to watch her do her thing. Over and over again. Oh sweet Ellen Feiss. You cute student you. When i get bored, i open your file (EllenFeiss.mov) and i put you on loop. And then i watch you over and over and over again.

edotherocket: its quite a hypnotic ad isnt it?
psykotik2k: yes. very.
psykotik2k: beep beep bip blip bleep bleep bleep bleep
edotherocket: and i was like…uhhhh???
edotherocket: its kind of….. a bummer
edotherocket: she’s hot in a really weird way
psykotik2k: she is strangely hot
psykotik2k: for some reason
psykotik2k: that i cannot think of
edotherocket: i know, its confounding

I actually put up this layout pretty much as a joke but i think it’s starting to grow on me. The more i look at Ellen, the more i want to hump her. So i think i’m just gonna stick with this layout for a while. Much to your dismay i’m sure.

This is funny by the way.

I found this site through my referrals. The layout ‘switch’ (ha!) was mentioned in the comments section by one of their posters. Who, evidently, reads my blog daily (!). Hello Peach Spy.

So anyway, i guess i should mention that i won’t be here to update the site next week since i’ll be in Florida . I’ll be gone for exactly one week from the 26th till the 3rd. Gonna be visiting my girlfriend and spending Thanksgiving with her family. Hopefully those of you who do have posting access here (and have nothing else better to do for Thanksgiving) will hold down the fort while i’m gone.

Speaking of posting access, what do you think of Jenn? Isn’t Jenn great? She’s so great that i’m almost convinced that i would let her touch my asshole. I know that some of you like her. And that some of you hate her. And that some of you even want her. And i’m amazed by the response she got from her very first post. Over 80 comments! Nobody has ever gotten that kind of response for their first post. Not even me. Maybe i should give her the site.

jeeber4u: okay dude….what’s up with jenn?
psykotik2k: nothing at all
jeeber4u: okay…who is she? really……
psykotik2k: jenn!
psykotik2k: jennie burgess
jeeber4u: dude…come on….I can understand fucking with the people who read fubar…but to somebody you actually know?
psykotik2k: seriously!
jeeber4u: I ain’t gonna tell anybody…
psykotik2k: jenn is jenn!
jeeber4u: so this chick is for real? or is this a collaboration between you guys?
psykotik2k: she’s real!

I don’t understand why you people would that she’s not real though. She’s been mentioned on the site a couple of times before. Jenn is very much a real person.

Who just so happens to have a very strange inclination to want to violate my anus.

Hands up if you want to see a Janie Porche layout.

I’d tap her ass.

Since so many of you have said it both here and on the board, I will reiterate my comment from a previous post on the identity of Jenn. In the future all new people are required to read the archives and memorize them before making comments.

“You know, at first I thought this was a publicity stunt by Justin or one of the others just to piss people off. So I ran an IP check against all of the current people that I know have the ability to post and Jenn. No matches.”

For those of you who are less technically inclined, this means that Jenn is not a second personality of Justin, Suzi, Thess, Eve, or Meg. Unless they are going through great trouble to do so, including posting from a different computer not even tied into the same network. No they are not just changing IP’s either, Jenn’s is consistent through all of her posts. Good for her though to get so many people riled up and making so many comments.

So some ass monkey decided to throw rocks at my car and bust out my window the other day. If I catch the little son of a bitch, I am going to hog tie the bastard and ship his ass (ground) to Jenn with a check to pay her to abuse the f*cker. For all the vandals out there that may find this kind of shit amusing, stick to mail box bashing and stealing trash cans. Even eggs and toilet paper I can appreciate. The best is to steal road closed and other construction signs (detour signs work well) and plant them right in front of garage doors. Once closed off the whole highway with that trick. Yes, I did it while there were cars on the road and let me tell you they were really pissed. Took 5 of us to move the 10 foot sign out into the middle of the road. But don’t go breaking out car windows or doing high dollar damage, cause one day the same crap is going to happen to you like it did me and you are going to be just as pissed.

And now, back to your regularly scheduled programming of people fisting themselves and enjoying anal stimulation!

Hi again assorted losers,

What a load of crap. There certainly are some freaks spending time here at this website. I imagine that a good portion of them have been just waiting and salivating, hitting the refresh button every 5 minutes just in case Jenn has posted again. Get out, do something, and only check every hour – That’s an order, right.

So what shall we talk about today? Me seems a good choice as always. I wonder if I am strange as I am the only person I know who is truely sexually excited by their own body, or images of said body. I have tried everything, videos, magazines, who wants to be a millionaire, but the only thing that really turns me on is pictures of my own naked skin. In some ways, it makes things very easy – I can sexually excite myself any where and any time, just by looking at my breasts. Pictures are best, but the real thing is also sufficient. I turn myself on.

Anyway, enough of that. I will post my thoughts here from time to time (for my own benefit you understand, not for yours) and perhaps we will explore together some of the more interesting activities available to fill that 1 hour window that you are allowed between hitting that refresh button.

Does anyone else post on this site, or all of you scared that the nasty lady might pick on you?

Love

Jenn

Oh, and by the way, I nearly forgot, Justin, make sure you wash your asshole really well, and do those exercises that we talked about to get you ready for the big day you fucking little pansy

Hi Justin,and hi to all the sad freaks who crowd around this site like it’s something special,

Well, I suppose that I should introduce myself, not that any of you have any right to know anything about me, but I’ve got manners, so….. I’m Jenn, yes, Jenn the terrible stalker….ooh, I bet that sends shivers down your spine doesn’t it.

So anyway, I’m 23 years old, and the average age of you lot is probably 14, so you should and will respect me. I work in publishing. Yes, anyone can publish the sort of crap that Justin spouts on the internet, but in my job, one requires talent. None of you have talent.

So why am I here I’m sure you are asking. Well, believe it or not I saw this site by accident and read a bit of the shit, and felt sorry for this Justin character. BELIEVE ME, I don’t normally go for guys, let alone sad drop-outs like Justin, so I surprised myself rather by this. I like some fucked up shit….none of you will have even dreamt about some of the things that I have done so don’t even try.

Justin said that he would let me post once on his site. I think that he will have to let me post more. Don’t you want to learn more about me?

Well, I’ve wasted enough time on you all today, so go back to your wanking and don’t forget, love your anus.

Love

Jenn

I was writing a paper.. on the pc and it was like..

beep beep bip blip bleep bleep bleep bleep

and then… like… halfa my paper was GONE.

and i was like…

unnnhhh…?

“It was a really good paper”

For all those people who worship teh Justin and think he’s a super cool guy, and that he is just completely a smoooooth operator, I’ve got some news for you. He’s not.

I’ve had some people ask me “wow! How do you talk to a guy like him? I wouldn’t know what to say!” Well, have no fear my children, its quite simple. You’ve all gone to elementary school, yes? Then you have the requirments to be Justin’s new best friend! Believe me, talking to him is not about intellectual stimulus. Here’s an example, we’re talking about the little poll he made about me…

TiesAreTehSexee: now 53 or something say NO
psykotik2k: FEH!
psykotik2k: they are all STUPID
TiesAreTehSexee: haha you are all STUPID
psykotik2k: YOUUUUU
TiesAreTehSexee: NOOOOO YOUUUUUUU
psykotik2k: YOUUUUUUUU
TiesAreTehSexee: SHUT UP YOU LITTLE DOORMAT
psykotik2k: YOU!
TiesAreTehSexee: haha we’re sooooo mature
psykotik2k: ME
psykotik2k: not you
psykotik2k: ME
psykotik2k: only me
TiesAreTehSexee: *sticks out tongue*
psykotik2k: feh!

So there you have it. It’s really not hard. Someone like dik kok could chat this boy up just as well as anyone else. So add him to your buddy list and if he ever goes off privacy, then harrass him in the most immature way possible. It’s fun.

On a side note: Yes, Justin is a doormat. But thats good because I like the owner of teh Justin doormat. And look, the guy called you all stupid! *shakes head*. Oh, and I DO NOT look like sexy and hawt Eliza Dushku. That would be a dream come true if I did…Its just in that one picture where u can see my chin clef and I look really heinous. I hate that picture.

Oh my God i hate Brittany Murphy or whatever her the hell her name is. UGH. She’s everywhere. Everytime i turn on the TV i see her. Late night talk shows, MTV, SNL. BLEH! VERY ANNOYING. Plus she seems really dumb. Anybody catch her on Letterman? Goodness. I’ve only ever seen two movies that she’s been in. Clueless and Drive. And she’s annoying in both of them. I dunno. Maybe it’s just the way she looks. I can stomach her on King Of The Hill, maybe because you can’t actually see her, only hear her, but UGH. I think i’m going to have to not watch 8 Mile because of her =(

I haven’t seen Girl, Interrupted either. I hear she’s in that movie too. Stupid Brittany Murphy.

Anyway, the message boards seem to be taking off pretty well. I honestly don’t know how long it’s gonna last but as long as people keep using, i’ll keep it up. So far so good though. There are almost 100 members registered on there as of right now. Well, 96 to be precise. But that’ll probably change by the time you read this. It doesn’t take very long to register. Just choose and username and password and you’re in. Won’t even take a minute. Check it out if you haven’t already. Help keep it going strong.

But don’t alienate the comments section on the main site though =P

The boards have actually been more active than the comments now. Which is to be expected i guess. New playground. Kids would wanna play with it. Hopefully they won’t totally abandon their old stomping grounds though.

Granted, i haven’t exactly been posting up the most entertaining of posts lately. I guess i’m still a bit rusty. Got too used to not posting. OH WELL. I’ll get back into the swing of things sooner or later.

Oh. And just because i’m back to posting again doesn’t mean all of you guys (Thess, Suzi, Eve, Liz, Meg, Jamlink etc etc) should stop posting. I’m probably not gonna be posting every single day so it would be good if some of you would pick up the slack around here from time to time.

Anyway, i’d just like to take this opportunity to wish Keli a happy belated birthday =]

Even though i’ve already wished her happy birthday on her site yesterday. Doesn’t hurt to do it twice!

And now, i present to you, the best pairing ever.

Next to this one of course. If you know what i mean =P

Oh and i need your opinion on something.

Personally, i think she does.

SHE DOES DAMMIT.

I have been having some trouble figuring out the concept of fuck buddies I mean the whole thing makes sense to me, but it at the sme time makes no sense to me. You get with a guy, you two are “fuck buddies” then it is all like, “I dont want a relationship” and you/me are left there saying….huh? I didnt want one to begin with. So I will explain the situation, this guy, Andrew (not huron) and I were like friends back in the day and we hooked up again after me and the loser/steve broke up…whatever, he was a cool guy, and straight up I told him I didnt want a relationship…and it was cool. We chill, talked, watch movies…all that shit..anyway, we are talking on MSN last night and he was telling me he went to a party and I was like, “whatcha do? have fun?” and he went on this whole think about, “I didnt want a relationship cause i didnt want these 1000 questions”…..umm….ok? What? I got so irritated with him…lol…so did Liz, so here is what I said to him…

your touch sets my body on fire 😮 says:
well, because i chill with Alex everyday, I chill with Liz every day
your touch sets my body on fire 😮 says:
and then you come along and you are something new
your touch sets my body on fire 😮 says:
when you were a kid and you got a new toy
your touch sets my body on fire 😮 says:
you played with the fucking thing everyday
your touch sets my body on fire 😮 says:
so whatever
your touch sets my body on fire 😮 says:
maybe i have worn my toy out…

I thought that was kinda funny….he is a nice guy, but wow…way to take things out of proportion..oh well. So I am not really talking to him right now cause i think that offended him..lol….anyway, I am leaving. This was a request from someone who wanted me to post here….oh yeah, Justin, WELCOME HOME!!! off to work…..*cries*