So i went and saw X Men 3 the other day. I thought it was alright. Best parts?

1. “I’m the Juggernaut, bitch!”
2. Naked (PG-13) Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
3. Ellen Page!

Me likey Ellen Page.

What didn’t i like? Cyclops getting EVEN LESS screen time than he did in X2 and the bullshit tacked on extra ending after the end credits (you did stick around till after the credits didn’t you?).

Anyhow, just so you know, there’s gonna be an X4, despite the fact that it’s only supposed to be a trilogy. Last Stand my ass.

So anyway, i downloaded the Hard Candy trailer onto my XBOX 360 (via the XBOX Live Marketplace) about a week ago and was pretty surprised that they even put up that trailer on there. It’s not exactly the type of movie trailer i’d expect to be seeing on the Marketplace (i think the movie is about a pedophile!!!). But hey, thanks anyway Microsoft! Otherwise i wouldn’t have ever known about the chick playing Kitty Pryde, actually being the same chick i saw in the Hard Candy trailer a week before!

I think she was 17 when she made Hard Candy. She plays a 14 year old in it. Who hooks up with some 32 year old pedo photographer she met online. Or something like that. I dunno. I haven’t seen the movie yet but it looks cool! The description of the movie on the Live Marketplace says it’s “Lolita… with a bite!” or something.

I fapped to Dominique Swain in Lolita. True story.

Well, well, well…looky at Miss Polly Prissypants attending the Cannes premiere of ‘Over The Hedge’ on Sunday.

Someone is most definitely NOT punk anymore. As though voice-acting a possum in an animated feature was ever confused with being punk…

No, Avril…you’re still not punk. :rolleyes:

ps. anyone else catch the size of the rock on her finger? 😮

So Xtina has a new album coming out…guess that would explain her tastefully posing in the buff for the June issue of Gentleman’s Quarterly.

I promised somebody the hi res goodies when I found them, et voila!

Why, oh why, couldn’t Jewel celebrate the release of her new record in the same manner?

Boo.

EDIT: Someone asked if these photos were an homage to a shoot featuring Marilyn Monroe. Well, you be the judge…

I’d link to the last two posts Justin made about Emma, since she’s wearing the same ‘Snoopy and the Wolf’ shirt in one of them, but the images in those posts are nonfunctional. As are almost all of the pics in old posts.

Justin is an absentee landlord… am cry. 🙁

Anyhoo, figured some of you might enjoy this candid shot of Miss Watson and friends.

ps. has anyone else noticed that “Zee” has been seen with about the same regularity as Yellow around these parts? zomg conspiracy theory! 😮

In honor of tonight’s 2-hour season finale of Grey’s Anatomy (squee!), I’ll post this pic of the yumby Katherine Heigl that Justin passed along to me right before the site went down, and subsequently went wonky when it looked like it came back. wtf hax0red?

zomg will Izzy ruin her medical career over her ventricularly-challenged boyfriend? 😮

Just say no to crack, Dr. Stevens…

I came across these pics taken at the 8th Annual Young Hollywood Awards during my web wandering, and thought to myself, “WWJD?”*

Well, I skipped the fapping and just decided to post them for the Bynes lovers on the site. Enjoy!

I’m surprised Issac Mizrahi didn’t appear out of thin air to “test” the structural integrity of Amanda’s dress.

*What Would Justin Do?