Back from Singapore that is. Look at what i’m boughted!!!!!!

Got myself a second guitar for Guitar Hero. So i’m all set for some two player face melting action once Guitar Hero 2 comes out.

Got an Archos AV500. Now i can have 100 gigs worth of porn on the go!

Got Every Extend Extra for PSP. It sort of like a suicide bomber version of Geometry Wars. You don’t shoot the enemies, you just blow yourself up to kill them. I don’t quite know how to describe the game but if you liked Lumines or Rez, you’ll probably like Every Extend Extra. It’s trippy and the music is good.

Got Syphon Filter Dark Mirror. The controls either suck or maybe i’m just not used to them. The PSP needs a second analog nub. What a piece of shit handheld. I hate the PSP. I hope it dies a Game Gear death.

DS > PSP. Fact.

Got Point Blank DS. I looooved this game back when it was on PS1. Two player light gun wifi DS battles ftw!

Got Dead Rising. It’s SOOOO good. Stupid save system though.

Got a bunch of DVDs too. Advent Children (sucks – but Tifa is so fucking hot in it, i just had to buy it), The Frighteners (rules), The Shawshank Redemption (rules) of course, the Deluxe Collector’s Edition DVD of the bestest movie of all time…

Titanic + my vagina = wet.

Eva Longoria

I showed Justin the cover of the September 2006 Maxim recently, and he said “yumb” so I figured that’s enough approval to post her pics here for all fubarians to enjoy and discuss.

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Wow, it seems like it was only January of last year that Eva was Maxim’s covergirl. Either they must really like her (she has been #1 in their Hot 100 two years in a row), or Tony Parker is paying them a TON of money. Maybe they are just giving guys what they know guys want? Well, if you believe my good friend Smash, that’s not exactly the case…

According to him, there is a vast conspiracy by Maxim (along with the other “lad mags” like Stuff and FHM) to deny horny boys high-quality celeb booty shots for their fapping pleasure. And after Old broke it down for me by reviewing the various Maxim covers over the years, I must admit that there does seem to be some validity to his theory. I think there were something like 3 or 4 full-on butt shots in over 100 covers, and he says that things aren’t much different on the interior photo layouts. So what is going on here? Is this the policy of the magazine, or are ass-conscious celebs showing up to their shoots with contract riders that declare their posteriors verboten? Or can this ominous trend be distilled down to a simple mathematic equation…

boobs > booty ?

I think there needs to be a full Congressional Committee convened with Senate hearings and the whole nine yards until we get to the bottom (pardon the pun) of this!

ps. I left the tags on these images, I hope Justin doesn’t have a conniption… :O

Lindsay Lohan Again

Drunkenstepfather really hates fucking obnoxious URL tags on photographs Perez Hilton.

(Actually it is i that hates fucking obnoxious URL tags on photographs)

But hey, you wanna see something really funny?????


Fucking tags.

The rest of the Lohan pics can be seen here.

UPDATE: Goldenfiddle thinks tagging is dumb too.

Where’s the pink?

Somebody help this guy out!


From: alex fisher
Date: Aug 9, 2006 9:23 AM
Subject: just want to ask you somthin mate

mate i have no idea who you are but i’m hoping you someone that could help me, well i’m after Julianna Rose mauriello’s email address. i’m no sick pervert (I’m just 16 years old)…… anyway mate please help me.

P.S. how you make the sight, its REAL good.


From: alex fisher
Date: Aug 9, 2006 7:12 PM
Subject: please


Please mate i need Julianna Rose Mauriello’s email address, please 🙂


From: alex fisher
Date: Aug 9, 2006 7:15 PM
Subject: dont mean to nag

sorry about this, its just your the only persont hat could actully help, if you dont have her email addy could you send me that Sascha’s email addy 😉 cheers


Lazytown fans stalkers sure are persistant.

“Keep trying!”