SHABOOYA!

Okay, I’m totally not buying it anymore.

There is no way a girl’s girls just happen to flop out of her top with this kind of regularity. No. Way.

I’ve been alive for 27 years, and have had boobs for roughly half that time, and somehow I’ve managed to never once expose the goods in public, despite wearing some low-cut tops/dresses from time to time.

Attention whore.

This is a fairly well-known pic of a celebrity. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to click on the pic to get the hi res version, study it (I’d recommend doing this on an empty stomach) and post in the comments who you think it might be.

WHO AM I?

When someone guesses correctly, I’ll post the full pic.
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From IMDB:

Jennifer Love-Hewitt regrets not showing off her body more when she was younger and sexier.

The actress is showing off a new toned physique just months after she was ridiculed because of snaps of her on a beach in Hawaii sporting a fuller figure.

But she wishes she had made the most of her youth and flaunted her body more when she didn’t have to watch her weight.

Love-Hewitt – who turns 30 next February – tells the September issue of Health magazine, “I wish I had been nude from the time I was 12 until I was 28. I looked great! I so wish I had listened to my mom and grandma when I was 18 and would complain about some little tiny bump or feeling bloated. I used to scoff and say, ‘No, I feel fat today!’ Now the joke’s on me.

“I want to tell all young girls to walk around in bikinis all summer, because there will be that one day in your twenties when you’ll eat a hamburger and actually see the hamburger on the side of your leg.”

IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO GET NAKED LOVE.

These pics of hot mama Jess were taken at Sunday night’s ALMA Awards.

Okay, Justin…it’s time to fess up and admit your Alba-love now. What has changed that would cause me to make this bold declaration? Two facts:

1. MILF
2. B(.)(.)BS

Everyone knows you can’t resist the perfect storm created in your pants by a woman with gigant knockers who’s popped out a kid.

She was so fucking hot in Wedding Crashers.

TOPLESS.

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In my opinion, these pics of Selena at some “get out and vote” event are cuter than her recent bikini candids.

I suppose the use of txting shorthand in this campaign is supposed to appeal to “the young people”. Hey, maybe they could also use some of that “hippity hop” music all the kids seem to be listening to these days.

Wait a sec…Selena isn’t even old enough to vote. I call SHENANIGANS!

ps. Selena > Miley

Oh wow. Kristen Bell getting sprayed down by Dax Shepard(!? HOW. WHY.) on the beach.

I wish Kristen Bell was my girlfriend :.(

Kristen Bell is so pretty… :|….

Real FTW obviously.

But fake ones can look pretty good too sometimes.