OH WHAT THE FUCK CHRISTINA AGUILERA

28 01 2012

GOD DAMN GIRL. WEAR A TAMPON.

DURING ETTA JAMES’ FUNERAL NO LESS.

I’m sure this is one period in her life she would love to forget.

Is this better or worse than when Fergie peed herself on stage while singing?



DESCRIBE YOUR SEX LIFE WITH A MOVIE TITLE

27 01 2012

Home Alone.



JOJO

26 01 2012

Some nice shots of her cleavage in this video of some photoshoot she did for VIBE.

Petite but stacked!

Or is it just an illusion?



OH MILEY

25 01 2012

These are obviously from TMZ as you can tell from the obnoxious watermarks.

Now we know what her face looks like when she goes down on a dude.

Oh Miley.

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MILEY CYRUS’ NIPS

20 01 2012

KIND OF STILL WANT.

Oddly enough, they got me thinking about Amanda Bynes’ nips and what hers reportedly look like.

PUFFY.



THIS WOMAN, THIS JESSICA CHOBOT

14 01 2012

SHE IS STILL AROUND.

WHY IS SHE STILL AROUND.

WHY.

SHE EXISTS ONLY TO LICK GODDAMN PLAYSTATION PORTABLE PRODUCTS.

THIS WOMAN.

UGH.

UGH.



DEM LIPS

13 01 2012

Not those lips, the ones on her face!

She’s my new Dakota Fanning.

wub.

Fun Fact: Chloe Moretz wasn’t even born yet when the Sony Playstation 1 came out.

GOD I’M SO OLD.



THIS WOMAN HAS TWO VAGINAS

12 01 2012

A WOMAN told yesterday how a one-in-a-million medical condition led to her being born with TWO fully-formed vaginas.

Hazel Jones, 27, said it means she has lost her virginity TWICE.

THE Sun

Sometimes you hear about stories like this and you think, “two vaginas! awesome!” but then you’re thinking, “ah, but she’s probably ugly” but then:

Oh yeah.

I’d hit it.

TWICE.

There’s video of her two vaginas if you’re really curious.



CHLOE MORETZ

7 01 2012

She’s so punk.

Wait, what. She’s also only 14?



YVONNE STRAHOVSKI

7 01 2012

I don’t watch Chuck. I’m only familiar with her work in Mass Effect 2. And i think i only ever saw her in that movie with Ryan Reynolds and that other guys where they switch bodies.

She did some nude bodypaint shots for Sobe a while back.

These would’ve been better if she actually showed her tits.

Also, i learned that her ass does not look as good as it did in Mass Effect 2. Of maybe it’s just because she lying flat on that tree branch.