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by Sampson
16 Jul 2005 14:03
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Osama's niece...
Replies: 22
Views: 17883

Exactly. I'll give her a new meaning to the term, "weapon of mass destruction"
by Sampson
16 Jul 2005 07:34
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Osama's niece...
Replies: 22
Views: 17883

I'd fuck her in the ass while secretly taping it. Then I'd post it on the internet so Osama could see.
by Sampson
15 Jul 2005 09:21
Forum: Rants
Topic: Sunburn sucks!
Replies: 54
Views: 52195

OMG UR A SNAKE.
by Sampson
13 Jul 2005 11:44
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The power of casual touching
Replies: 44
Views: 30212

I was casually touched last time I went out to the bars.


Some girl slapped my ass.

:mellow:
by Sampson
12 Jul 2005 22:54
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Your road rage thoughts
Replies: 9
Views: 9111

- Why, oh why couldn't I have missiles mounted on my car Ha! I've actually said that I wished I had missles behind my headlights. The worst I usually do is give them the one finger salute. Although one time, about two years ago, I was driving toward an intersection where I didn't have to stop, but ...
by Sampson
11 Dec 2004 12:08
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Lindsay Lohan's Drivers License and Credit Card?
Replies: 125
Views: 169175

Lohan is a fucking tank.

I hope she goes to jail for possession and gets violated with a shiv.
by Sampson
19 Nov 2004 03:22
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Kate from Kate's Playground
Replies: 362
Views: 335421

muji wrote: <a href='http://www.geocities.com/mujimork/katestwotoes.html' target='_blank'>KatesTwoToes</a>

Here are a few captures from a webshow.&nbsp; It looks to me like she just has a honking huge 2nd toe.

-Muji
You can't even see her right foot in any of those pics, jackass.
by Sampson
03 Nov 2004 03:01
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Girls are pussies
Replies: 59
Views: 58496

Best

Show

Ever.
by Sampson
31 Oct 2004 04:32
Forum:
Topic: It's cold.
Replies: 20
Views: 154

It is 69 degrees here now, which is unusual for Northern Ohio this time of year.

Perfect weather to go downtown plastered in costume.
by Sampson
30 Oct 2004 15:49
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Girls are pussies
Replies: 59
Views: 58496

I watched 28 days later in the theater with my girlfriend and her best friend. I sat in between them. I had nail marks on both arms by the end of the movie.

Girls are stupid.
by Sampson
30 Oct 2004 08:17
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Download Fahrenheit 9/11
Replies: 52
Views: 53388

remembertofocus wrote: fuck kerry...and fuck that movie...not into brainwahing...watch fox news and get somewhat of the real story! go bush!
You're retarded.

That is all.
by Sampson
29 Oct 2004 09:30
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Download Fahrenheit 9/11
Replies: 52
Views: 53388

a vote for nader is a vote for bush because it isn't going towards the other guy that should get the vote! A vote for Nader is an exercise in democracy, however futile it may be. I always hate it when democrats whine about Nader stealing votes. God damn hippies. CNN is liberal. If you say otherwise...
by Sampson
29 Oct 2004 04:50
Forum:
Topic: 2004 "Reg" Mock Elections
Replies: 154
Views: 2369

If by forever, you mean five minutes, you're right.
by Sampson
26 Oct 2004 12:23
Forum:
Topic: 2004 "Reg" Mock Elections
Replies: 154
Views: 2369

Brass,Oct 25 2004, 10:37 PM wrote: Does this election ever end? :huh:
I recall reading that it will end Nov 2.
by Sampson
23 Oct 2004 08:09
Forum:
Topic: Happy Birthday, Seriously!!
Replies: 21
Views: 229

H*ppy F*ck*ng B*rthd*y