PART OF THE BOARDS FORMERLY KNOWN AS TJNR

Shark Tale is banking on the success of Finding Nemo. Obviously this whole "computer animated underwater wildlife adventure" premise hasn't been completely beaten to death yet. There is still money to be milked from this concept. At least the soundtrack promises good things, like Christina...

Lindsay Lohan. Slutty even on graduation day. Tsk tsk.

The order shall be thus:

Katie Holmes > Evan Rachel Wood > Lindsay Lohan > Hilary + Haylie Duff and their mishapen bodies.



EDIT: spelled "Haylie" wrong. I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I didn't correct it.

Did Amanda Bynes's boobs deflate, or what's the deal here? They're not as full as they used to be. Not like Christina Aguilera. I actually like the quasi-Marilyn Monroe thing she's got going on. Then again, I thought she was hot with black hair too (I think I'm the only one).

I want to see her in an Addams Family reunion movie. She's hot, but seeing her now in goth attire again would make me extremely happy in the pants.

She looks like a strung out geisha in those pics. Not that it's a bad thing...

Most people already know they're going to be rejected, therefore nobody's pledging. Who the hell wants to be told, "we, being the cooler-than-fuck overlords of this site, unanimously reject you on the grounds that you are worthless and we hate you and want you to die in a grotesque and inventiv...

Fifty-eigth post. How do you like them apples?

BLATANT THREADJACKING. We're trying to have an involving conversation about sex change mutilation here, buddy. New topics go in new threads. But since you've brought up the subject of Avril, does anyone have the Maxim web pics that are unavailable to non-subscribers? If so, post them in another thre...

Grotesque. Who the hell wants to sacrifice their penis in exchange for a Frankenpussy?

I don't know. I liked her whole black hair phase more than this Marilyn Monroe trip she's on right now. I'd still take her over Britney, though.

Hilary Duff is yuck. Avril, on the other hand, is perfect. I love the whole corset thing Avril's got on in those last couple of pictures. The more Avril cleavage the better, I always say. And you know what? Maybe that blond wig isn't so bad after all. It was somewhat jarring at first, but it doesn't...

She's certainly become hot recently. Incidentally, she also reminds me of a girl I used to know, so bonus points there.

I should choose my words more carefully. The last thing I want to be labelled is 'emo'. That's disgusting.

Stupid Deryck Whibley. Engaged or not, he's a lucky fuck. I hate him. And what's with Avril's blond hair? Makes her look older. Oh well, I still love her.

Ah shit, I'm posting again. So much for self-imposed exile.

randomHIM wrote:That is the fucking stupidest thing I have ever read.

A comment by SpeakEz is always the stupidest thing you'll ever read.

Don't worry about it. We're all going to hell at some point.