PART OF THE BOARDS FORMERLY KNOWN AS TJNR

In the Brittany Murphy pics, is that Rosario Dawson? God, I hope not - she looks scary as hell.

joemizzle wrote:The best all time Patrick Swayze movie had to be Roadhouse.  Period.

That's like picking the best all time Pauly Shore movie.

This is the first Old Navy campaign that doesn't make me want to throw my TV out into the street. The blonde is the sole reason for this. Well, that, and they finally got rid of Morgan Fairchild. (shudder) The Burger King Office Girl is HAWT. I don't think I've ever agreed with a FUBAR thread more. ...

If there was a god, there'd be more pix of Mike Nichol's sexy fingernails! Rrrrrrowllll!

Is it me, or did Ricci get her tits done in the opposite way of how Tara Reid got her tits done?

As for the clothes, I know for a fact that Kristen had a pottery class right after the benefit, so she had an excuse.

WTF!

Did she get those puppies at Hollywood Upstairs Medical School? Or did she have them done while having Jose Cuervo dumped down her throat in Tejuana?

My god... it's amazing what consistantly poor judgment can do to a pretty girl. Sad.

marklsu wrote: the people who just saved ur liberal hippy tree hugging asses from getting killed by another terrorist attack b/c kerry would've been asking for permission to go to war while we're gettin blown up

You joined to say that?

Go to Hell. Oh wait, give it another year and Hell will come to you.

...feeling awfully proud of how they have completely fucked over not only their country, their children's future, and the rest of the world's safety from religious zealots of all faiths, most especially ones from their own country. Gloat away, idiots. You will live to understand why the rest of us w...

Poor, poor lil popstar. Stop picking on her already, you cruel, cruel bastards.

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You know, it took Milli Vanilli a couple years to become a joke... Ashlee's WAY ahead of the curve on this one. You go, girl!

Justin wrote:

sweaty breasts!

yuck! You have turned me off of breasts forever with that pic, Justin! If I ever get a girlfriend she better not be a sweaty girl coz I don't like that at all!!!!1!

Yeah, wait til 8 AM, like all other phone nuisances. This story's a piece of shit. This Laura girl on the other end of the phone is being dicked over by some guy she fucked over somehow. I know it's hard to imagine college students being so cruel, but...and isn't she a housewife with nothing to do? ...

I can't imagine being so dissatisfied with my life that completely destroying my junk would seem like an improvement.

Oh, come on now - just think of the audition process...

"Bitch, you ain't no blonde!"

"Yeah, but you can put your balls in my asshole."

"Dizzam! You're our blonde!"

I thought there wasn't anything pornographic that could surprise me anymore... wrong again. Damn funny.

Go is a great movie - for the life of me I don't know why it made no money when it was first released. I didn't see it myself until I noticed it was on every single movie critic's Best Of 1999 list. The Cop and his wife scene is the funniest/creepiest scene ever. I have no clue what's up with Katie ...