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by UncleMao
28 Jul 2006 13:57
Forum: General Banter
Replies: 26
Views: 34276

I'm getting a car.

I'm gonna pay $300 to buy a goat to tie to the front of my little red wagon.

...puts anyone's elses mileage to shame.

... Take that, Towelheads. I don't need your filthy Muslim crude.
by UncleMao
28 Jul 2006 13:54
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Has anyone checked out TJNR lately?
Replies: 105
Views: 94792

Wax on, Wax off.

... mindless pseudo-Asian wisdom BS talk #1.

Focus on the finger. Not the moon stupid.

...mindless pseudo talk #2.
by UncleMao
28 Jul 2006 13:47
Forum: General Banter
Topic: This question is the worst ever
Replies: 25
Views: 34132

Somebody should kill Eamon now before he really gets bored and starts raping pre-schoolers.

...I'm saving this poll as prosecution evidence.
by UncleMao
28 Jul 2006 13:45
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Do asian girls have sideways vaginas?
Replies: 24
Views: 32425

Asian vaginas are linked up to their sadness nerves.

Pokery makes them have crying noises
by UncleMao
28 Jul 2006 13:44
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Who is the worst person ever?
Replies: 6
Views: 12668

I'm gonna consult the Silver Surfer on this one.
by UncleMao
10 Jul 2006 13:37
Forum: Rants
Topic: Smash!!
Replies: 100
Views: 96662

I blame Smash for gaying up POTC2.

I don't care. It's his fault.

Davy Jones is my new Jack Sparrow.
by UncleMao
03 Jul 2006 20:45
Forum: Film
Topic: Mao's list of Commie endorsed flicks
Replies: 14
Views: 17000

New 10.

1 Click
2 Slither (heh)
3 The 3 burials of "insert filthy mexican name"
4. Over the Hedge
5. MI:3 (it could have been hell worse)

Yup. There wasnt even 10 decent films to rub together in the last 3 months. Hollywood has been fag.
by UncleMao
03 Jul 2006 20:37
Forum: Film
Topic: SuperPoll
Replies: 14
Views: 32330

I really, really wanted to like this film but the second half plot-rot really let me down.

Sorry Clark.
by UncleMao
28 Jun 2006 12:41
Forum: General Banter
Replies: 35
Views: 42282

I voted for Bush.


I brokeded the poll.

I will tap all your phones now.
by UncleMao
28 Jun 2006 12:37
Forum: Videogames
Topic: Xbox 360
Replies: 38
Views: 55134

He lies. He is a bum.

I have Rumble Roses (because I'm a pervert), Oblivion and deciding whether to buy the upcoming RTS LOTR game or just grab GRAW and Blood Money.

And no I haven't completed Oblivion. My life begs to be attended to.
by UncleMao
28 Jun 2006 12:31
Forum: Sports
Topic: Soccer
Replies: 36
Views: 39368

Referees make baby Pele cry.

World cup referees are teh suck.

JSD stop denying your filthy heritage and embrace the beautiful game, you Mexican't.
by UncleMao
05 Jun 2006 14:38
Forum: Television
Topic: That's So Raven
Replies: 24
Views: 41372

Is RAVEN a secret nigger code for pigmonkey?
by UncleMao
05 Jun 2006 14:37
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Bored
Replies: 12
Views: 14911

I just kicked Brett Ratner in the vagina for leaving Psylocke out.

...And no. The series DOESN'T need Gambit.

unless you are a fag.

Are you? A? Fag?
by UncleMao
05 Jun 2006 14:34
Forum: Anime
Topic: Bathroom sign
Replies: 6
Views: 10911

hacking is so 1987.
by UncleMao
05 Jun 2006 14:31
Forum: Sports
Topic: justxpl
Replies: 4
Views: 8147

i are the korea.

l33t am i now. green and short be i.