PART OF THE BOARDS FORMERLY KNOWN AS TJNR

The fourth picture reminded me of her in The Professional with her hair like that.
What's Garden State about? I really wanna see it.

Natalie Portman is soooo damn beautiful. She's smart too, so that adds some mega brownie points. Isn't she going to Harvard?

Well... if your g/f does get fat and hairy maybe you can spice things up by convincing her to wear a backless g-string. :blink:

As for my opinion on how those g-strings look, I must say, "Woman jock straps ain't my bag, baby!"

bando wrote: I like the whole thong thing... The idea of a girl with what basically amounts to a strap riding up the butt.... just kinda hot.

Ditto. But I'm with Justin on the question on how the front would stay up.

Los Angeles - Spider-Man star Kirsten Dunst has spoken out for the first time on her split from actor Jake Gyllenhaal. "It couldn't last," said Dunst, 22. "He's a stay-at-home boy, I'm an out-on-the-town girl. I'm sad this happened but my career is blossoming and I want to make the m...

I know some British slang. Picked most of it up from movies and video games. Here are a few examples: blaged = robbed sixes and sevens = crazy lorry = truck boot = trunk (car trunk) I also know some Irish slang. I found a website with all Irish slang-words, but I can't remember most of them. Here ar...

I'll miss the jolly, old guy (even though he ate my damn cookies). He was 'teh shit and a half', he got me a really cool Ren & Stimpy shirt. Too bad it doesn't fit anymore.

Well, the only thing I can say is: .........wtf? She's getting married pretty early. But not as early as this one girl at my school. The girl is the same age as me (16) and she's engaged and already had a baby! <_< It's fuckin' clown shoes.

That has to be one of the funniest damn articles ever I've ever read. The Doody's probably have a potent faggot musk.

mmmm. I think I'm in love with Scarlett :wub: . lol The magnitude of her beauty surpasses that of many women. I have a friend who looks kinda like Scarlett except her lips aren't as big, but they're still nice

That flash was the shit plus two. Except I'm gonna go to bed with that song stuck in my head and have some fucked-up dreams.

...Winky winky bum bum poo poo titty titty...winky winky bum bum pooo....

:bah: Watching those two get it on would either make me gag or make my eyes explode. Having sex with her would probably be quite demasculating (I hope I spelled that correctly.... and I hope it's an actual word).

My perfect girlfriend would be a HOT/SEXY redheaded catholic schoolgirl w/ lips like Angelina Jolie.

Damn. The linked site is down. Guess it's for the best, not sure I'd be comfortable going to bed right after seeing a lumpy blood mess. :mellow:

Lindsay is hot and her boobs bring much joy to my life. Now with that out of the way; I wonder if she suffers from Skanky Panties.

Fuckin' weak! I thought I was the only person here w/ a Meatwad avatar. OK, since I'm a nice guy and since you have good taste in cartoon characters, I'll change my avatar.